This is a parody of the episode: Girl's Night Out. Requested by AjayDeviantArt6666.
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Through a telescope, a group of circus fleas are seen performing. One is a ringmaster, one is juggling, and one is leaping through a hoop. It turns out Mrs. Salter is looking through the telescope to get a closer view of the fleas on Stella's pet bunny, Jazzy, as the class is doing an animal project.
Mrs. Salter: Fascinating!
Stella: Yep. Real live circus fleas living in Jazzy.
Mrs. Salter: This is worthy of a passing grade. You get an A.
Stella: Yes!
Mrs. Salter: Alright class, now that everybody's done their projects, we can take a break.
Stella took out her phone and started texting someone. It was Paige (the girl from "L is for Love" who was a love interest for Lincoln). Paige was at her locker when she got the message from Stella. She read it as a janitor was mopping near her. It read "Paige, my groovy gal. Just got an A for my pet project. Let's go out and celebrate, girl! Tonight at Corner Cafe!"
Paige texted her back, her reply "You got it, Stella Bella. I will definitely be there." As she was about to head off to her class, she slipped on the wet floor.
Paige: Ow!
Janitor: Kid, didn't you see the wet floor sign? Oh wait, (notices) there is no wet floor sign. My bad.
Paige just growled in annoyance and walked off.
Now at Bolhofner's classroom, the class is taking a test. Girl Jordan tries to stay focused, but Chandler tries to get her attention.
Chandler: Hey! Hey Girl Jordan! Jordan, check this out! [flexes his muscles] Look Jordan! Jordan, look at this! Jordan!
Lincoln: Be quiet, Chandler!
Chandler: Butt out, Lincoln Lame!
He kicks Lincoln but Lincoln kicks him back. Then the boys get into a fight. Jordan gets irritated, then gets a message from Stella. It said "Hey GJ, wanna join me and Paige for a night out?"
Girl Jordan: A message from Stella.
The boys stop fighting when they hear this.
Lincoln and Chandler: Stella?
Chandler: Jordan, tell her I said hi!
Lincoln: No, tell her I said hi!
Mr. Bolhofner: Hey, settle down over there!
Girl Jordan: Mr. B, I desperately need to step out. [exits the classroom]
Chandler: Tell her I said hi!
Outside the class, Girl Jordan replies back to Stella. "Yes Stella, I'd love to!"
Stella texted her back. "We'll all meet up at the corner café tonight. Get ready to party, y'all!"
Girl Jordan sent back "Okay! See you soon!" Then she went back inside the class.
Chandler: Did you tell her I said hi?
Jordan ignored him.
Cut to Stella, Paige, and Girl Jordan drinking hot chocolate at the corner café at night.
Stella: [gives Girl Jordan and Paige a toast of their friendship] Yeah!
[Jordan and Paige get whipped cream on their faces and sigh. Stella gets whipped cream on her face as well and wipes it off.
Stella: You guys are never gonna believe what happened this week. It's so crazy it's unbelievable!
Girl Jordan: Was it crazier than this? [imitating Chandler] "Girl Jordan, check this out!" "Tell her I said 'Hi!'" "Tell her I said 'Hi!'"
Stella: Sorry you had to put up with Chandler again. But my news will cheer your head off. My pet rabbit attracted circus bugs that live on him.
Paige: That's great Stella, but you know what really bugs me? The school janitor. Let me tell you what he did today. He makes the floor wet, [smacks Jordan by accident as she talks] and I trip over and fall. It hurt like heck! He didn't put up a wet floor sign and he didn't even ask if I'm okay. [shows the bandage on her left arm]
Girl Jordan: [gets up] Chandler is the same way, Paige. After classes where I don't give him attention, he can't take a hint. Then he and Lincoln get into fights. Lincoln's not as bad, but Chandler's the real problem! [pounds on the table] I'm going crazy!
Both Paige and Girl Jordan whine.
Stella: Hey, hey, hey, hey. We're supposed to be having a good ol' time, not a pity time.
Girl Jordan: [stops whining] I'm having a good time.
Paige: [stops whining as well] Me too.
Stella: Look, guys. This is a girls night out. And I'm gonna make sure we have a lot of fun tonight! [Paige and Jordan join hands with Stella] Gal pals unite!
Stella, Girl Jordan, and Paige: Yeah! Gal pals!
Cut to the middle school. The girls are hiding in the dumpster.
Girl Jordan: Ugh, not the best hiding spot. [removes banana peel on her hair and throws it away]
Paige: So, let me get this straight. Pranking the janitor will make me feel better?
Stella: You bet it will. Now let's get pranking.
Stella and Girl Jordan dress up in a poorly made costume of Principal Ramerez. They come out of the dumpster, with Girl Jordan on Stella's shoulders. Paige gives Jordan the costume's head to add on, takes out her microphone and imitates herself as the principal.
Paige: [imitating the principal via microphone] This is your principal speaking. [Stella and Jordan step up to the front doors.]
Stella: Ready? [throws a rock] Yah!
[The rock smashes through the window and hits the janitor.]
Janitor: Ouch! [peaks out the window and sees Girl Jordan and Stella in their disguise] Principal Ramerez, did you see the hooligan who threw this rock?
Paige: [imitating the principal via microphone] No, I have no clue who could've done that. But more importantly, some student told me you didn't have a wet floor sign today, and she slipped and fell.
Janitor: But Principal, I didn't have time to get a new one.
Paige: You had plenty of time! As punishment, you'll be making a new one from scratch. And you're not leaving this school until you get the job done.
Janitor: But ma'am-
Paige: That's an order!
Janitor: Yes ma'am.
Stella and Jordan enter the school.
Paige: [through the microphone] One more thing, did you just mop this floor?
Janitor: Yes.
Paige: Well, better make sure it's safe.
And with that, Stella pushes the janitor causing him to slip and fall on the floor, like what happened to Paige earlier. Stella makes a run for it, but she bumps into a wall since she couldn't see clearly in the costume. Paige pulls them both out, Stella and Jordan come out of the costume and they run away before the janitor could see them.
Girl Jordan: You think that was a little mean?
Paige: He deserved it!
Stella: Yeah, he'll be fine. On with the next prank!
Next, in some neighborhood, Jordan called Chandler on her phone since he gave her his number. Stella and Paige couldn't help but snicker at this next prank.
Girl Jordan: Shush.
Chandler: [Chandler answers] Hey, what's up?
Jordan: Hey Chandler.
Chandler: Girl Jordan, you called me this time?
Jordan: Yeah, I sure did. Listen, I've been thinking, since I have nothing else going on right now, maybe you could come over and hang out?
Chandler: Like, a date?
Jordan: [looks nauseated for a moment] Yeah, a date. So do you wanna come or not?
Chandler: Oh yeah! I am so there! I'll catch you later, baby girl.
Jordan: Don't call me that. And another thing, I'm at my grandmother's place and this is her address. [she gives him other info]
Soon, Chandler rides his bike over to a neighborhood and up to Jordan's "grandma's" house.
Chandler: This must be the place. [he sees a ladder and climbs up to a window] I'm still wondering why she wanted me to climb up to her room. [he gets up to the window and goes inside, but sees something unexpected]
Principal Ramerez: [she has a spa facial mask and is in a bathing robe, she sees Chandler and screams]
Chandler: [screams as well] Principal Ramirez?!
Principal Ramirez: Chandler?! What are you doing here?!
Chandler: I-I I thought this was Jordan's grandma's house!
Outside, the three girls are hiding in a bush. They laugh when they hear what's going on. Noises are heard inside. Then Chandler runs out of the principal's house, gets on his bike, and rides away.
Principal Ramirez: [holding a rolling pin] You better run! [she goes back inside]
The girls run off and laugh even louder.
Paige: You know, you're right Stella. I do feel so much better!
Girl Jordan: Me too!
All 3 girls: Gal pals!
The scene cut to the girls outside of the Loud house.
Girl Jordan: I'm not so sure about pranking Lincoln. Like I said before, he's not that bad.
Stella: His sister Luan pulls lots of pranks on him. He's used to it.
Girl Jordan: Mm. Okay.
They look through the window and spot Lincoln sleeping in the living room.
Stella: Great. He's asleep on the couch. Let's go.
Jordan takes out a hairpin and unlocks the door. Stella and Jordan sneak into the house while Paige stands outside as a look-out. Stella and Jordan come back out with Lincoln sleeping on a couch cushion. He slides off the cushion and continues sleeping. Stella then quietly slips a helmet on his head.
Stella: Virtual reality helmet, engaged.
Lincoln murmurs in his sleep and the girls laugh at him.
Stella: Shh, shh. All right, Paige. You're up.
Paige turns on a doorbell alarm on her phone, making the sound of a doorbell ringing.
Lincoln: [wakes up] Huh? C-coming!
[he sees through the virtual reality helmet as he sees his house. He walks up to Stella and turns her as if he's opening the door. Then he sees Girl Jordan as the mailman.
Lincoln: Hello? Can I help you?
Jordan: [via mailman] Hello, Mr. Lincoln Loud. I'm just here to deliver your Total Turbo Racing driver's license. [gives Lincoln a card in order to fool him into thinking it's his driver's license] Congratulations.
Lincoln: Oh, uh, thanks—[gasps] My Total Turbo Racing driver's license! [his "license" winks at him]
Girl Jordan: [via mailman] And your new race car! [shows Lincoln a shopping cart in order to fool him into thinking it's his race car]
Lincoln: My new race car! [jumps in his shopping cart] Whoa, wow! [mutters excitedly] Am I dreaming? [sees people walking around in their underwear] Nope, it's for real. [Stella and Girl Jordan shake the shopping cart to fool Lincoln into thinking he's driving; Through the helmet, he sees bystanders waving at him. Including a talking dollar bill] Look at me, everyone! I'm driving! I'm driving!
Girl Jordan: [giggles] Oh yeah, you're driving alright. Watch out for those bumpy roads! [she lifts the shopping cart and slams it a few times]
Lincoln: Wha-what? Whoa! Hm, those are some potholes.
Stella: Easy there, girl. Maybe it's about time we let Lincoln in on the joke.
Girl Jordan: Okay. I'll tell him. Lincoln-[notices Lincoln driving away] Lincoln!
Lincoln laughs as he drives away in the shopping cart. The gal pals scream and chase after the white haired boy. He runs over a rock, spins and continues to drive. Stella has found a pair of skates and is using them to speed up while Paige is on Stella's back and Jordan is on Paige's back.
Girl Jordan: Poor guy! This is all my fault!
Stella: No, Jordan! This is all my fault!
Paige: Gal pals!
Stella: Not now, Paige!
Paige: Sorry.
Lincoln: [laughs and sees a crowd cheering for him through the helmet] Ooh, a turn. Better use my hand signals.
Stella: Lincoln! Look out!
Lincoln grabs onto a one way sign and swings the shopping cart the other direction. Stella, Jordan, and Paige continue to follow him. As Lincoln drives the shopping cart, he causes a major pile up on the road.
Lincoln: [laughs] Hi, I'm driving. Hi, I'm driving. Hi, I'm driving! [laughs and waves the card around] Look, I got a license. [two cars collide and the girls emerge from the smoke; Lincoln giggles] Whoo! Nothing but me and miles of road! [giggles as he is ending to a brick wall near a construction site]
Stella: We gotta stop this cart, gal pals!
The background changes into red, orange, and yellow sunlights. Stella, Jordan, and Paige reach Lincoln and Stella grabs onto the shopping cart.
Jordan: Whoa! Whoa! [sees the brick wall saying the words, "Dead End"] I'll save you, Lincoln! [she jumps onto Lincoln and the shopping cart loses control. They crash through the brick wall and they all descend down into the construction site.]
Lincoln: Now I'm flying! [sees clouds through the helmet] Whee!
The girls fall into the shopping cart as it hits the ground. Lincoln lands safely on Girl Jordan.
Lincoln: Huh? Huh? Huh. [sees the cloud through the helmet and Jordan takes it off of his head] Huh? [Jordan laughs sheepishly] Girl Jordan? Oh, I see. You guys played a prank on me, huh? Nice one! Even Luan never thought of this. [laughs] Thank you. Thank you! You gave me a chance to live my race car driving dream. And most importantly...[hugs Girl Jordan] Jordan saved my life!
Stella: Well, it's late. We should probably get going now. See ya Linc.
Paige: Bye Lincoln.
Girl Jordan: See you on Monday, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Bye ladies, and thanks again! [puts the helmet back on and moves around in midair] Vroom! Vroom!
Paige: What a way to end our girls night out.
Stella: We can always have another one tomorrow.
The other girls smile.
Monday
After the weekend, Stella, Paige, and Girl Jordan walk into school chatting about their great weekend. Then they see that the janitor had made a huge wet floor sign.
Janitor: Here's that wet floor sign you wanted me to make, Principal.
Principal Ramirez: [confused] I didn't tell you to make a wet floor sign. And it's blocking the hallway.
Then the girls see Lincoln and Chandler fighting over a snack from the vending machine.
Lincoln: Let go Chandler, it's mine!
Chandler: I saw it first, man!
Stella, Girl Jordan, and Paige: [sighs] Men. [Freeze frame, and the words "Gal Pals" show up] Gal pals!
