Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island… Our competitors became hunters. And the hunted. Owen's game was way off. And when he finally caught wind of his prey, he totally blew it. And Cody made a new friend who quickly beat the *bleep* out of him. Can anyone say medivac? In a weird and strangely watchable twist, Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, and Heather turn their paintball guns on each other. It was a full on wrasse for dominance within the females of The Gopher Squad and the Gophers were sent to the bonfire. In the end, however, it was Cody who got the shaft. The Gophers are still the underdogs. Can they bounce back? Or is their goose finally cooked? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!"

(Theme song plays.)


(The episode begins by showing the Bass cabin, where the remaining boys slept and snored, Duncan woke up and got out of bed and started doing push-ups in the room until he saw some yellow-stained underpants and fell to the floor, the other boys realized that and they except Harold started laughing.)

Duncan: (glares at Harold) "Not cool, Harold, not cool!"

Harold: "They're not mine!"

Duncan: (stands up) "Ugh, sure, you always leave your underpants on the floor!"

Harold: "I don't, gosh!"

Geoff: "You always do that, dude!"

Harold: "You don't have any proof!" (Gets up and reveals that he is not wearing pants.)

Geoff: "No one else uses those."

DJ: "And your mom embroidered them with your name"

Harold: "Whatever.." (grabs his towel.) "I'm going to take a shower.." (Leaves room in annoyance.)

Duncan: "Don't forget to clean the toilet!" (To the other guys) "You know, Harold needs a life lesson, who's with me?"

DJ and Geoff: "Yes!" (The three give a high five)

Tyler: (Nervous) "I don't know, dude, this is extreme, and not the good stuff, I should tell Harold."

Duncan: "Hey, loudmouth, if you say a single word we'll teach you a lesson too."

Tyler: (Glares.) "I don't care, you guys can't do this to someone who hasn't done anything to you!" (walks away)

DJ: "I think he's right, Duncan."

Duncan: "Oh come on, it's just a chicken. We're men, we'll stab them in the back!"


CONFESSIONAL:

DJ: "I don't know if I'm doing the right thing, mom won't be proud of me"


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Then we go to the beach with the campers and Chris reunited.)

Chris: "Today's challenge will challenge your minds, teamwork and cooking skills, you will make a three course meal and serve it to me to be judged by me, winners will get a reward, losers will send someone home, each team needs a head chef, to create the theme of the meals and supervise the kitchen, to cook they need ingredients. (a truck comes out of the water) Every morning, a truck brings us food, their task today starts there." (A dolphin gets out of the driver's seat and waves.)

(We see the Bass open the truck.)

Geoff: "Can we do an Italian theme to die for?"

Duncan: "Hello, head chef!"

Geoff: "Really? (Boys nod) Then let's start eating!"

(The Gophers head to the truck as the Basses gather their things)

Heather: "I ask to be the head chef!" (Glares at Beth) "And try not to screw it up this time!" (Beth nods and leaves.)

LeShawna: (approaching her) "You know what? Just ignore her."


CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "I had to take the lead, hello? We're on a losing streak and all the other members are pretty dumb."


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The Basses enter the kitchen and put things on the kitchen table.)

Geoff: "We have three dishes, three people, so let's pick a partner."

DJ: "I know how to make pasta sauce!"

Bridgette: "I know how to boil pasta!" (Both give a high five.)

Harold: "Tyler and I could do an antipasto, I have a black belt in slicing cheese." (The others laugh at him.) "What?"

Duncan: (looks at Courtney) "I guess that leaves us with dessert."

Courtney: "Oh no, no way!"

Geoff: "Come on Courtney, do it for the team!"


CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "He's so ruthless, and never washes his hands." (Video speeds up as she speaks continuously.) "Wearing sunglasses doesn't automatically make you cool" (Video speeds up again.) "And don't get me started on his hair!"


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Then we cut to the Bass cabin, where Geoff collects a bunch of underwear in a bag and laughs as he leaves.)

(Back in the kitchen, Geoff motions to DJ and he nods nervously as he fills a pot with water.)

DJ: "Uh. Where do you want the pot, Bridgette?" (Spills the water on Harold's pants) "Oops!"

Harold: "Hey! Damn, watch where you're going, Dorkahontas!"

Geoff: "Easy dude, just go change and you'll be fine!"

Harold: (Sighs.) "Okay.." (walks away, Geoff high-fives DJ as he looks on nonchalantly.)

Heather: "Gwen, Lindsay, you guys make the custard."

Lindsay: (to Gwen) "Do you know how to make flipped lobster flans?"

(Gwen nods in response.)

(Owen accidentally trips over one of the oranges and falls, landing on several falling oranges.)

Heather: "Go to the truck to get more oranges"

Owen: "Right away" (walks away)

Heather: (to Trent, who was having a plate of frozen ribs) "Trent, you and Owen will do the ribs." (to LeShawna and Beth) "LeShawna and Beth, you'll do the pineapple chunk plate."

LeShawna: "Leave the appetizers for later, I know how to make a pineapple cocktail that would lower the devil's socks"

Heather: "Oh, that's so cool, but since I'm the Head Chef you'll stick to my plan, and my plan is pineapple sticks through! Got it?"

Leshawna: "Yes."


(In the Bass boys' room, Harold was looking in the closet for some clothes.)

Harold: "Shirt, shirt, shirt.." (pulls out a small red thong) "Looks like it's your time to shine."


(Meanwhile, Owen was running around the field with more oranges until he bumped into a tree, which had a honeycomb on it, and the bees started stinging Owen as he screamed and ran.)

(Back in the kitchen where Geoff was testing the pot while DJ and Bridgette were cutting tomatoes.)

DJ: (whispering to Bridgette) "I think he likes you?"

Bridgette: "I think so"

(DJ walks over to Geoff and pushes him towards Bridgette.)

Geoff: "You know, you look pretty making dinner, just like my friend Evan's hot mom."

Bridget: "Excuse me?"

DJ: "Geoff, why don't you get us some tomatoes?"

Geoff: "Sure, dude." (walks off and winks at Bridgette, but she just shakes her head)

(Meanwhile Trent was applying sauce to the ribs while smiling at Gwen, until Owen came into the kitchen with several red bee stings.)

Owen: (laughing) "It's ok everyone. I'm fine! Trent, head's up!" (Throws the box of oranges at Trent's head, knocking him down.) "Oops..."


CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "Everything's fine, except for Owen's bites, and Trent's concussion which means he's out for today's challenge.. And there's no more food in the truck, we're going to win for sure" (face-palmed)


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Meanwhile, Duncan shaped the dough while Courtney watched him.)

Courtney: "Be careful, don't crush the dough with your claws"

Duncan: "Or that nose does not caute the custard"

Courtney: "Oh Ha-ha-ha, very funny." (Glares at Harold in disgust when he arrives in her skimpy thong).

Harold: "Well, who took my shorts?"

(Geoff and Duncan laugh, as DJ walks away in embarrassment, Chris peeks into the kitchen and flinches when he sees Harold.)

Chris: "3 hours and counting."


(Meanwhile, Beth was cutting pineapple pieces.)

Heather: "Those slices are totally uneven, go trade places with LeShawna."

LeShawna: "What are you talking about? They look totally fine to me"

Heather: "Um, I didn't get to be Head Chef because of a poor performance like that."

LeShawna: "No, you got to be Head Chef just because you asked for it!"

Heather: "Are you a team player or not?"

LeShawna: "Of course I am, since I'm also allergic to pineapples!"

Heather: "Just start slicing already!" (Leaves in annoyance.)

LeShawna: (Mutters as she starts slicing pineapples) "bossy, bitch, hypocritical." (looks at her hands now allergy-stained.) "Oh, now THAT is messed up!"" (addresses Heather) "Hey, what do you want me to do with this?"

Heather: "I recommend that you scratch after we win!"

(LeShawna was about to pounce on her but the others stop her)


(Meanwhile, Harold is slicing sausages until Geoff and DJ look at him.)

Geoff: "Dude, you have to wear pants, it's unhygienic to cook with something that small."

Harold: "Then give me back my clothes!"

Tyler: "Dude, don't listen to them, they are doing it to annoy you."

Duncan: (To Tyler.) "Shut the *bleep* up, you big mouth!" (To Harold.) "You're right, Harold, if you go to the cabin you'll find a pair of underpants on your bed." (Harold walks off, leaving Geoff and Duncan laughing as DJ worries)

(In the cabin, Harold looks at some pants that had a red sauce on the back.)

Harold: "Great.." (Screen splits to show Duncan holding a bottle of hot sauce, Harold puts on his pants but gets hot.) "My biscuits are burning!" (Runs to the dock and dives into the water, sighing with relief) "Dumbasses!"

(Commercial Break.)


(Then we go back to the kitchen and Heather walks over to Lindsay looking at a cake.)

Heather: "What's wrong?"

Lindsay: "We put the flambé liquid on the cake, but it doesn't flambé!"

Haether: "Have you turned it on yet?"

Lindsay: "Ohhhhhh...what?"


CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "It's like talking to a damn eggplant!"


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "Look guys, this is how you flambé, step 1, 'put on the flambé', which you managed to do, step 2, 'light it up'" (She pulls out a lighter and lights the cake but it burns, leaving the Heather's face flambéed, she looks at the pan and in her reflection notices that her eyebrows are burned and yells.) "My eyebrows! Owen!"

Owen: (arriving) "Is it finally time for lunch?"

Heather: "No, bring me my makeup at the cabin!"

Owen: "But, the bees..."

Heather: "Now!"

(Owen nods & leaves worriedly)

LeShawna: (touching Heather's shoulder) "Excuse me? I need a break."

Heather: "And I need eyebrows, but we don't always get what we want! UGH, they look like a team of morons!"


CONFESSIONAL:

LeShawna: "Oh, that's enough, that girl needs to know what respect is!"


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Harold walks into the kitchen in his pajamas as Geoff and Duncan applaud.)

Duncan: "Nice pajamas."

Harold: "It was the only thing left for me, so if you want to see me nice, throw me your best shot."

Duncan: "We'll leave you alone until you admit your guilt and stop leaving your p*** all over the cabin."

Harold: "I told you I didn't do it!"

Duncan: "Well, I tried."

Tyler: "Just ignore them, dude, you know. I made those sandwiches to eat them and think better." (Pulls out a plate full of sandwiches.)

Harold: "Great, I'm starving.." (grabs a sandwich and takes a bite) "Tastes like sweat and brimstone, it's probably the worst sandwich I ever tasted.." (Realizes the sandwich had a pair of underpants on it and throws it away.)"GROSS!" (Duncan and Geoff laugh at him.)

Tyler: (Shocked.) "What?! Who put this in my sandwiches?!"

Duncan: "Sorry, loudmouth, but it was me." (Laughs as Tyler glares at him.)

Geoff: (to Harold) "We'll give you back your shorts and pants when you admit your guilt, dude." (Harold hangs his head)

(Tyler sighs until he sees Lindsay looking and he smiles at her and she reciprocates, & they both wave at each other.)


(Then we cut outside, where Owen looks around and sneaks behind the shack, looks nervously at a beehive hanging above and tries not to make a sound but knocks over some bottles, and then steps on a rake hitting his foot and screams and falls to the ground. ground, and the hive lands on it.)

Owen: "Oh, COME ON!"


(Back in the kitchen, Owen comes back now bee-stinged and swollen, and I brought a makeup kit, Heather walks up to him.)

Heather: "Don't just stand there, give it to me!" (Owen falls to the ground and throws it at her, but LeShawna pushes her away and catches the makeup) "Hey!"

LeShawna: "Beth! (Throws the kit at her and she catches it, then throws it at Lindsay, LeShawna opens the freezer door) "In the freezer!"

(Lindsay gives Heather a glare, but she smiles and throws her makeup into the freezer)

Heather: "NOO!" (walks into the freezer but LeShawna closes the door on her) "You can't do this to me!"

Lindsay: "Do you think Heather is okay?"

Heather: (banging on door) "I WILL DESTROY YOU SONS OF BITCHES!"

LeShawna: "Nah, that girl needs to learn to relax"

(Meanwhile, Duncan was pouring custard over the arepas)

Courtney: "That's totally disfigured, you're not doing it right!"

Duncan: "Relax, princess."

Courtney: "I'm always relaxed."

Duncan: "Oh yeah, try it." (Throws cream in her face and she brushes it off with a glare, she throws a bowl full of cream at him and stifles laughter, she then takes some of cream on her finger & tastes it.)


CONFESSIONALS:

Duncan: "Ok, that Courtney drives me crazy, I like her..."

Courtney: "Duncan and me? Not in a million years, until pigs fly.."

LeShawna: (outside) "Hey, are you still protesting or can someone else come by now?"

Courtney: "Like I was saying, I'll never like him."


END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Then we cut to Chris sitting at a table, while Beth put her tiki doll to decorate it.)

Beth: "Your food is on its way, sir."

Geoff: (lights candles) "I'll be right back with your plate, dude, I mean sir."

(In the kitchen, the Gophers look at their finished dishes.)

LeShawna: "Yeah, we already won this, team, Owen, watch the food, let's do it!" (the girls leave.)

(Inside the freezer, Heather was shivering as she drew eyebrows on a mirror.)


(Back in the kitchen...)

Owen: (looking at the ribs) "Okay, looks good." (laughs) "Oh, what did you say miss rib, is it a little crooked?" (Eats a rib and gets excited) "This tastes delicious, oh this side is a little fat!"

(Back at the table, Chris was eating the Bass's first course.)

Chris: "Your anti pasta passed the testo, now the pasta, please!" (they put the plate full of pasta and eats it, & kisses it in happiness.) "On a scale of 1 to 10, 15!" (The Basses cheer.) "How will the Gophers respond to this?"

(The Gophers introduced themselves, but seeing that Owen did not arrive, LeShawna entered the kitchen and was shocked to see the room full and Owen covered as well.)

LeShawna: "TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST EAT ALL THE RIBS?!"

(She pushes Owen out with a tray full of empty ribs and hands it to Chris.)

Chris: "Yeah, it looks like this is eaten."

Owen: "Not all of it, there's still a piece right there on that bone. Over there, yeah there." (Points to a small piece of meat, Chris eats it and chews on it)

Chris: "You know what? I've eaten worse things, 2 points!"

Owen: "Yes!"

Chris: "You were close, Owen, but the Basses are still leading 15 to 11, dessert time!"


(We now cut to Chris munching on arepa dessert as Courtney and Duncan watch. Duncan pats Courtney on the shoulder, as they both smile.)

Chris: "Uh...6, the Basses have 21 points, and the Gophers need 10 to tie" (Gives him the flan.) "I must say, this dessert looks like a winner." (But when he stabs the fork the dessert disintegrates in charcoal)

LeShawna: "Oh, that's not good.."

(Chris grabs a burnt piece of dessert and swallows it but starts to choke)

Owen: "Gotcha, buddy!" (He shakes it several times until she spits out the burnt piece) "Yes! Got it!"

Beth: "Eww.."

Chris: (Grabbing the burnt piece) "What the hell is this?!"

Lindsay: "It's a recipe from Heather-" (gasps) "Holy *bleep*, she's still in the freezer!" (runs to the kitchen)

(Chris looks at the gophers.)

LeShawna: "What?! The girl was freaking us out!"

Chris: "Oh, I see...AH!"

Owen: "Oh, the horror!"

(Everyone looks at Heather, who now has blue skin and poorly painted eyebrows.)

Heather: "You guys are so dead! Is the challenge over?"

Chris: "Yeah, the Basses win 21 to 12." (The Basses cheer) "Not only because I almost died, the ribs sucked too."

Heather: "Great, just great! Why do we keep losing people?!" (Looks at the tiki doll) "What's this here?! I didn't approve of this!"

Beth: (takes the doll) "I brought it as a souvenir, you know, from that island."

Heather: "You did what?!"

Chris: "You mean Boney Island?! The most dangerous island in Muskoka?! The one I specified said, not to take anything because they would be cursed?!"

Beth: "I didn't realize, I'll return it." (runs away)

Chris: "Well, the Bass lead 7 members against the soon to be 6 member Gophers, and as promised, your reward, a 5 star dinner, under the stars."

(The Basses cheer again, and Duncan picks Courtney up and hugs her.)

Courtney: "Okay! Put me down! Put me down!" (Duncan lowers her.)


(Then we cut to the Gophers sitting outside the cabin, except for Beth, Lindsay and Heather)

LeShawna: "I don't know about you but Heather has to go!"

Owen: "Yes, but Beth cursed us with that wooden doll."

LeShawna: "Right, oh dear damn, attack Heather, and if possible, head on!"

(Then inside the cabin, Heather repainted her eyebrows, looking at Lindsay.)

Heather: "You know, Lindsay, I could convince the team to expel you today, you were a big traitor" (Lindsay was about to say something until she covered her mouth) "But, you took me out of the freezer, so I'll give you another chance, yes vote with me tonight" (Lindsay nods) "OK, problem solved" (walks away but looks back at her) "By the way, if you ever side with LeShawna against me again, I'll cut your hair in your sleep." (Lindsay touches her nervous hair)


CONFESSIONALS:

Heather: "Today's vote was very difficult, but only because there were so many to choose from."

Lindsay: (laughing) "I can't believe we locked her in the freezer, that was so funny! ...she won't see this, oh yeah?"

Heather: "LeShawna is a pain in the ass but Owen ruined everything for us!"

Lindsay: "I'd like to vote for Heather, but..."

Heather: "I vote for Beth."

Owen: (belching) "Beth."


END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We now cut to the elimination ceremony, with the Gophers, with Trent with an ice pack on his head, Heather angrily glaring at Beth, & then Leshawna, who is glaring at her back.)

Chris: (Walking with a plate of marshmallows.) "I've got seven Gophers sitting in front of me tonight. But only six fluffy bits of sweet safety in my hands. So good luck. When I call your name, come up and get your marshmallow. Leshawna." (Leshawna walks up to get one.) "Owen." (Owen runs to get a marshmallow & eats it.) "Gwen." (Gwen walks up & gets one.) "Trent." (Puts the ice pack down, walks up & gets one, as he & Gwen look at each other lovingly.) "Lindsay." (Walks up and gets one, but she nerovusly looks at Heather & Beth.) "Heather, Beth. It's down to you. Whoever doesn't get this last marshmallow must immediately walk The Dock of Shame and leave on the Boat of Losers. Forever!" (Beth is crossing her fingers nervously & shaking, while Heather is glaring at her.) "The final marshmallow goes to…" (The camera pans to the same expressions, until Chris announces.) "Heather."

Heather: (Smiles in relief, & mockingly smiles & waves Beth goodbye.) You heard him. Boat of Losers, that-a-way. That really was stupid of you to take that doll from the island."

(Beth stands up sadly & walks to the dock of shame.)

Leshawna: "See-ya girl.."

Chris: (Watches Beth walk off, & looks at the campers.) "That's it for tonight. And you might wanna burn some sage to get rid of any lingering curse vibes."

Leshawna: "Cool. Will Chef give us some sage?"

Chris: "Nope. So, good luck with that." (Walks off.)


(A wolf is seen howling at the moon, as we cut to the Killer Bass cabin in the boys room, where Harold & Tyler are seen sleeping in different beds. But Duncan Geoff & Harold are carrying Harold's bed as they run off outside. As Tyler wakes up.)

Tyler: (Wakes up.) "Huh?" (Shrugs & goes back to sleep.)


(We then cut to the next morning, with Harold still sleeping, now outside. Then they hear the girls laughing, as he wakes up. And looks at the girls in the ocean.)

Courtney/Leshawna: "Good morning, Harold!"

(The camera then pans to Harold, who is now doesn't have any clothes on, as he shrieks in fright & covers in embarrassment with a pillow. We then see Duncan, Geoff, & DJ in a canoe altogether.)

Duncan: "So, learned your lesson yet?"

Harold: "Yes! Okay! Yes!"

Geoff: "Oh, we're gonna need more than that, man."

Harold: I'll never leave my crusty underwear out again! I swear!

Geoff: "What the hell? I believe him." (Throws his bag of clothes at him.) "It was a pleasure doing business with you!"

(Everyone then laughs at him, as Harold runs back inside the cabin in embarrassment, while Tyler watches him go inside, & face-palms himself in annoyance, as the episode ends.)

(End credits.)


Sorry Beth fans. But this remains unchanged.

Stay tuned for episode 11!

Votes:

Beth - Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Owen, Trent.

Heather - Beth, Lindsay.