18.11.2022

'Sup guys, It's-a-me the Absolute Madman and I'm here with your freshly baked weekly dose of Stranded! But first my weekly indulgence in the comment section!:

n1ght4ury20 - Yup, I sure will, just not right off the bat. Kyouka has to have her moment first and foremost and then we need to cook up another disaster which will force them to move house again.

VenatorSama - If we are being serious about the question - No and Yes respectively. If we are joking - No and No. But the joke is mostly reserved for guys from Ao3 as I've been basically bombarded by that question over there and decided to make it a meme where I put more and more ARK references into the story whilst denying them all at the same time. I also make other references like MGR:R and Rust, but I won't go spoiling all the easter eggs!

The Casual Noeru-kun - Oi! First and foremost - I'm THE Absolute Madman! I also got a name but only the older fans can remember it. Also, if Ochaco is here this just becomes another harem story where the main girl from canon is actually a massive cuckquean and wants her bf to bang everything that moves. And we've got too much of that already!

InsaneMakaioshin - She does. They are. They were. She will. I won't go into detes no to spoil anything!

TheBrokenTool - If that's an offer - maybe. If it's a story idea - oh for sure, just not with any of the current girls.

SonicMax - I'm actually getting pretty excited about that plot point, because none of you have any idea what I and one guy from Ao3 cooked up! I'd say Prepare! but that's a bit ahead of time, so you don't have to worry about that for now. Or do you?!

Karyuno - Not a very vodka friend name vodka friend, but I appreciate ya being here! My phone sometimes auto-corrects stuff to Polish lol

Comments done, now an announcement and you're free to read! In the end credits I'll post my final decision on what I decided to do with the possible two chapters a week so if you're interested you can go check it out! But now, behold, the chapter!:


Just as they had decided a week ago, Izuku and Momo made the journey to their lookout once again, fully aware that this might as well be their last trip into these parts.

At least the weather was somewhat nice and they weren't constantly bombarded by icy pellets, though the cold wind blowing jagged lines across the snow succeeded in bringing down their body temperature like it always has. But even though they were chilled to the bone, the area around them seemed much warmer than usual. It still had nothing on the climate that their current base was set up in, but they appreciated the fact that they didn't need to wade through knee-deep snow once again.

With the blizzard still nowhere to be found, Izuku and Momo arrived at the lookout and climbed up before sitting down and cuddling together, waiting to see what happens. Or what doesn't happen.

Every minute they spent huddled together only reassured them that there won't be any more supplies falling magically from the sky and after spending nearly an hour just sitting out in the cold, they decided to throw in the towel and head towards their old base to hit the hay early.

And maybe, just maybe, make the most out of their last journey and create some wild, unforgettable memories. But that's not something to go into detail about.

The trip back home was a pleasant one as they both had the memories they made last night fresh on their minds. The blizzard seemed to almost avoid them and even the cold wind started blowing just a tad more gently. Life was good at the moment. Life was so good even, that neither Izuku nor Momo realized that they were being followed all the way back to their camp. At least their stalker didn't have bad intentions or Izuku's natural Danger Sense would've gone off. It would go off, right?


Over the next couple of days Izuku managed to finish the construction of Momo's so-called hellforge, which was somehow able to withstand the heat of the lava despite being built out of clay bricks. Momo didn't want to explain that one and Izuku wasn't in the mood to question it, so he decided to let it go and simply accept it as yet another bizarre thing to happen to them and move on.

Sadly, even with the hellforge complete, Momo could not begin her work as she lacked a crucible in which she'd be able to melt any metal she might come across. Still, she wasn't about to give up on her plans! She simply decided to put them off to the side for now while she tried to figure out a solution to her problem.

The simplest way to do this would be to make a crucible from scratch, but that didn't sound like a good long-term solution, as a hand made crucible would not only be quite crude, but probably also quite brittle and wouldn't serve them for long. Momo may not like this particular option very much, but she may have no other choice but to go with it, as the chances of miraculously finding a crucible had gone down significantly over the last two weeks.

"At least I have my tongs." Momo mumbled out loud and clicked the aforementioned tongs together to amuse herself. "But dang, what I wouldn't give for a solid crucible right now…" She whined cutely before pulling herself together and heading out to join others in the forest.

"Cru-cible?"


"Huh, that's strange…" Izuku mused to himself as he took a long look at their food stores one morning.

"What's strange?" Mina, who overheard his not-so-inner musings, prodded curiously.

"I swear there should be more berries here…" He answered as he examined the pile of berries they collected as if it was a crime scene.

"Oh, really?" Mina's curiosity took the better of her and made her examine their stockpile herself. However she failed to notice what Izuku had apparently managed to catch with his eyes. "Are you sure about that?" She questioned skeptically. "Maybe it's just your imagination or an error in perception?"

"No, something tells me that there's something going on here, but I just don't know exactly what it might be." Izuku stated confidently, his eyes still scanning the stockpile in search of clues.

"Well, whatever it might be, you won't figure it out on an empty stomach, so let's prepare breakfast before the rest of the girls wake up." Mina proposed and Izuku finally gave up on his investigation.

But he would make sure to remain vigilant for the next few days, just in case he was right about something fishy going on. And why was he feeling like he was being watched throughout the day?


Okay, his heightened vigilance had paid off big time as he was able to prove that they did have rats stealing the food - and pretty big ones too! - after he followed a trail of squashed berries that led into the forest. A weird behavior for a rat as Izuku was pretty sure that it would have prefered to stay in their cave, close to the food and safe from the elements, rather than going out of its way to skidaddle into the trees like it's 1955 all over again.

But as it turns out, said rat was not a parasite and seemed to be quite intelligent as it understood the concept of trade and left something for them after taking some more of their food. The only problem was that they had no idea what the Item was or what it could be used for.

Okay, scratch that. They do have some idea on what it could be. It looked like a very ornate hilt of a greatsword, or maybe of an oversized longsword, fashioned out of some strange grayish metal with a strange red symbol inscribed right under where the blade should be. Right, where the blade should be. You see, it was just a hilt. And what's even more confusing was the fact that it didn't look like the blade had been broken off! But why would someone create just a hilt instead of an entire sword?

The mystery of that strange object had quickly been counted as yet another unexplainable thing to happen to them and the hilt ended up being left around the cave for decoration. It was a really cool looking hilt after all. One Hell of a hilt some might say even! No, you're not getting more hints, figure it out on your own. That's when it's most fun!

However, the strange ornate hilt was not forgotten about completely, as someone was keeping a very close watch on it.

"Not Crucible? Need further research."

One further research later.

"Error recognized. Capital 'C' changes the meaning of the word 'crucible'. Fascinating."


If it didn't sound like complete and utter bullshit even with the standards they were used to, Izuku would be the first to declare that instead of supplies being air dropped inside an aerobraked asteroid they were now being shipped directly into their abode via drones. It did however sound like complete and utter bullshit, so there had to be a different explanation to the sight in front of him.

"I finally have it!" Momo kept chanting with glee as she hugged the crucible close to her chest, causing Izuku - and also Kyouka - to feel copious amounts of jealousy.

If they weren't busy wishing to be in the crucible's place at the moment, then they'd probably be wondering just where it came from, but they were busy so the potential investigation would have to wait.

Another downside of being too focused on something was the fact that they missed the moment when Mina and Tooru sneaked out of the camp with their baskets in hand. But let me tell you something - work was definitely on their minds at the moment if the look in their eyes was any indication.


After finally getting her hands on the crucible, Momo was more than eager to make use of it right away and it really showed. She would skip breakfasts if she was the first to wake up and end up being the last person to go wash up before bed as she almost had to be dragged out of her smithy and dumped into the river to get rid of the copious amounts of sweat that she built up on a daily basis.

With Momo out of the picture it was up to the rest of them to go out and forage for food which wasn't that bad since there wasn't that much else to do around here. To be honest, Izuku would've expected either Mina or Tooru to be complaining about the repetitiveness of their daily routine given how energetic and spontaneous they were, but he had yet to hear even a word of complaint from their mouths.

Now that he thought about it, he had yet to hear any words from them as they'd split off into pairs some time ago and now they were nowhere to be found. Well, they've been living here for quite some time now and they had yet to encounter any predators so Izuku guessed it was fine and that he didn't have to worry about them too much. Besides, even without their Quirks they could probably hold their ground relatively well if they noticed an incoming attack. Izuku believed in them.

What he didn't believe in however was Kyouka's supposed crush on him. So far everything that Mina had said to him all those months ago turned out to be true. But now that Kyouka was here he started doubting the pink-skinned girl's words. Maybe she used to have a crush on him but she eventually got over it?

I mean, she joined them a long time ago but didn't try to make a move on him, so she probably didn't have a crush on him anymore. A damn shame really. It may sound a bit scummy, but Izuku found Kyouka's cool demeanor and her burning passion for music to be very endearing. And, whilst Izuku wasn't one to judge the members of the opposite sex on looks alone, he had to admit that she had a certain charm to her. She may not have the hourglass-like figure like Mina, Momo or Tooru, but her slim and petite body suited her perfectly in his opinion.

"Ugh, better stop that train of thought before I get a boner, wouldn't want to make this awkward…" Izuku thought to himself, shaking his head a bit to rid himself of the indecent fantasies.

Whilst Izuku was trying to keep his cool around his attractive classmate, the aforementioned girl was doing exactly the same, holding back her horny thoughts that had recently shifted to focus solely on the green-haired powerhouse next to her.

She didn't know when exactly it happened but when she caught Tooru giving him a blowjob a couple of days ago she found herself focusing not on Tooru masturbating, but on Izuku's body and how his every muscle bulged with even the slightest move. Then she found herself wondering what it would feel like to have him tease every inch of her body like he'd done with Mina the day after or how good it'd feel to have him inside of her. She tried to push those curious thoughts aside for the sake of his relationship with her best friend - relationship which seemed to be pretty loose judging by what he'd been doing with the other two girls on a regular basis - but being left all alone with her crush, which only kept growing ever since she joined their unfortunate little group, made that task a thousand times harder.

Her eyes seemed to have a mind of their own as they often drifted towards his muscular arms and stared at the unexpected delicacy with which he handled the easy to squish berries. She even found herself imagining that she was the berry, being handled by such a powerful man with care and in a gentle manner. Yup, she had it bad. It could only get so bad however, because she struggled to find any time for herself. And even when she did she usually ended up frustrated and even more aroused than when she started. If she didn't find a solution to her problem very soon she might end up jumping her best friend's boyfriend! And she was slowly starting to feel less and less guilty about that thought popping into her mind!

But let's not jump the gun. She managed to hold her impulses back for quite some time now, so it surely won't be that hard, right? Right?


Izuku decided to check up on Momo one evening after she once again tried to skip dinner and try to work through the night. It wasn't a fruitless effort however as after some experimenting Momo managed to craft a medium-length knife with a handle made out of a wooden cylinder and wrapped with some leather stripes. It wasn't as grandiose as his spear or her Tek Carbine, but it was a start to her manic spree, one that Izuku had taken upon himself to break from time to time just so that she doesn't drop dead from a mix of starvation, exhaustion and most importantly dehydration, as the infernal heat of the hellforge was bound to make you sweat even if you stood perfectly still.

And that's what Momo was when Izuku walked down to her hellforge - sweaty. What he wasn't expecting her to be however was naked. Although she wasn't really buck naked, she had a blacksmith's apron on, which covered all of her front, but none of her behind and that's exactly what Izuku got to see when he entered.

He froze in place like a deer caught in the headlights of a semi as he stared at the two juicy ass cheeks on full display. Momo didn't even notice his arrival and continued on her work which made her ass jiggle enticingly at him and he even managed to catch a glimpse or four of her equally drenched with sweat pussy. She may have been covered head to toe in sweat, but to Izuku she looked like the tastiest snack he'd ever seen in his life. Not even his mom was capable of cooking up such a treat!

He wasn't very surprised at the tent that quickly formed in his pants at the sight in front of his eyes and couldn't stop himself from approaching Momo with a vastly different goal in mind than what he'd originally planned to do.

He hugged her tightly from behind and his hands immediately went to grasp her apron-covered chest. This was something that Momo couldn't overlook and she finally noticed his presence.

"Oh~, Izuku." She let out with a dreamy sigh as her body shuddered at his touch.

"You're so fucking hot…" He whispered directly into her ear and started slowly grinding his hips against her supple rear.

"I know, it's because of all the lava in here." Momo stated with all the innocence she had left in her and this seemed to break Izuku out of his trance as he chuckled and after a few more moments detached himself from the raven-haired goddess.

"Not that kinda hot, y'know?" He asked, minorly amused and majorly turned on.

"Oh… that's what you meant… t-thanks." She replied with a blush that had nothing to do with the hellish atmosphere around them as she turned around to face him.

"My pleasure. Literally." Izuku assured her and looked her over from head to toe, not noticing that he licked his lips at the sight.

Whilst Momo's bountiful behind was quite the sight to behold it still had nothing on how the raven-haired beauty looked from the front. Her Massive Mammaries were threatening to spill out of her apron with every breath she took and Izuku even had to wonder how the clasps managed to keep said apron in place all this time. Seeing her tits straining the fabric of her apparel only made his pants tighter, a feat he didn't think possible already.

However, all that sexual tension would not be resolved at that moment as even though she noticed how his body reacted to hers and felt no small amounts of arousal herself, Momo's mind was still mostly focused to what she was working on at the moment - an ornate battle hammer which she'd like to be able to shoot lightning or something. Although that probably would require a bit more heat. That of a dying star would do, but that's definitely something they won't get. She even hoped for that to be the case. Dying stars aren't exactly quiet in their demise and tend to go out with a bang.

Izuku quickly realized that his advances won't yield any results so he shifted his approach and decided to at least try and get Momo to go wash herself and join them all in bed. Who knows, maybe if she's torn away from her work they could see eye to eye?

Yeah, probably not.


Izuku was successful in tearing Momo away from her work and convincing her to go wash the sweat off of herself, even offering to help her out but was unfortunately turned down.

Whilst she was absent he'd thought of a strategy that he could employ to take control of the events when she returned and even managed to cook up quite the scheme but in the end his efforts were thwarted right at the beginning, because as soon as Momo's head hit the pillow she was out like a light.

To be fair she'd spent the entire day working in her hellforge and it was already quite late into the night, so her exhaustion was justified. Izuku only wished that she'd be able to keep track of her energy levels and recognize when to stop instead of pushing past her limits on a daily basis. Now, why does that sound very hypocritical?

Regardless, with Momo out of the equation Izuku was left all alone with his raging boner.

At first he decided to do what most guys do with their problems and ignore it, but he quickly realized that it wasn't working as well as he'd like it to. Next he tried distracting himself by analyzing Quirks in his head, but his mind seemed to take the side of his dick and kept providing him with only female Pros like Mt. Lady or Midnight! As a last ditch effort he decided to keep just turning in his spot until he fell asleep from a mix of boredom and tiredness. That also didn't work out as planned because whenever he laid on his right side he could easily see Momo's chest rising and falling to the rhythm of her breathing even with Kyouka sleeping in between them and whenever he'd turn to the left he'd be greeted by Mina's juicy ass and thighs sticking out in his direction. Sleeping on his stomach wasn't even an option with that rod of his in the way and the only place he could fall asleep on his back was Recovery Girl's infirmary back at UA!

Eventually he grew tired of this never ending struggle and decided to try and wake Mina up. Hopefully she wouldn't be mad and would actually help him. He knew that Tooru for sure would do and even appreciate the offer, but she was too far away from him.

With his mind made up he started executing his plan. He made a mistake though. When his hand reached to cup the girl's butt he failed to realize that he was currently laying on his right side.


Huzzah! A cliffhanger! Bet none of'ya saw it comin'! I'm kinda sorry for it, but having a smut this week would be too much smut in a row I think, so I decided to leave it for next week. Plus I didn't have that much space left for it anyways and I think stopping right in the middle would be even more of a buzzkill.

Alright, the decision. I'm thankful for all the votes and opinions you guys left. In the end I think that more people would be interested in having two different fics going at a time, so that you can keep the weekly dose of Stranded weekly and that's what I decided to do. However, there was a surprising amount of people suggesting to leave it at one chapter per week period so that I don't end up burning myself out. I appreciate you looking out for me, but I believe that staying at chapter per week won't help me improve. I also don't want to ignore you, so here's my offer - starting on January 2nd or 3rd we'll do a month of two fics to see if I can handle it and if I don't we'll go back to just Stranded.

Now comes the second part - we need to decided on what the second fic might be. Some of my older fans might remember the currently abandoned fics which started last year during christmass, so there are choices. But that's not all. Throughtout the year as I've read fics/watched anime/played games etc. I've gotten ideas for new stories, ones unsees yet, so the pool of potential fics is quite substantial. Explaining all of the ideas however would take way too much time, so I'll simply name them and you can ask for me to explain ones that caught your eye next week!

Here comes, buckle up!: Project Tsuki-No-Me, Project Martial Artist, Project Contingency, Project Templar, Project Hell's Singer, Project Watchdog, Project Cybrex, Project Deadshot, Project Crusader/Flagellant and finally Project Saibot. These are the options, if you got any questions - just ask. I'll be happy to explain.

But for today that's all I got, so you better have a great day or else and I'll catch y'all next Friday!