TheSilverboar - Yeah, to be honest AFO had perfectly valid reason to go villain BUT he later on kept doing a LOT of nasty shit, long after Yoichi's death. So while OFA is a bit... questionably here, AFO isn't automatically a better person :P
Ricardo Valencia - Rabbit is fierce, Rabbit is brave!
Jpx0999 - Weird flex
Naruto30 - Oh, absolutely.
WellLifeJustAintFair - Yup.
imaclone2 - Let's just say that I have big plans for her xD
blackpackager - it's who says them to who and the context that does the job ;v
raw666 - Doing my best :D
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Chapter 10: Girls with animalistic features are perfectly valid living weapons of mass destruction and don't let the Geneva Convention tell you otherwise
Seven heroes were stationed in front of the bank vault, tasked with its defense.
None of them were particularly important or interesting, like the rest of the UA second years. It was a running joke among the school members that they were cursed because, while the Third Years had some heavy hitters (like Suneater, Nejire-Chan, and Lemillion) and the First Years had all the chaos of the Villain Rehab Course (plus powerhouses like Shoto Todoroki), the Second Years had…
… well, nothing.
Those seven heroes (or, well, hero trainees, to go by technicality) found themselves faced by two villains.
One of them was a young woman in a T-Shirt decorated with a motif of some recently popular video game, slightly baggy trousers, and a light combat vest over the former. She also had a pair of wolf-like ears, and a tail.
However, the heroes barely noticed her existence, something else dragging their attention away.
The second villain was a gaunt man wearing a black bodysuit, covered with several disembodied (and very realistic) hands, the stare they could see through the fingers of his facemask promising nothing but death and destruction.
It was, to speak of it simply, one of the most terrifying sights they ever saw. The sheer intimidation factor he was exuding was enough to make most men pause.
That particular villain felt like death incarnate.
Enough to make them actually freeze.
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"Okay." Present Mic takes a deep breath. The sheer murder aura that the villain was emanating actually hit him even through the camera feed. "... who the hell's that guy?"
He isn't even making any jokes about it. Oof, someone really got hit hard by it.
"That's Tenko Shimura, also known as Decay.." Mr. Compress replies. "Grandson of Nana Shimura, hero name Adamant. A bit too… edgy of an aesthetic, but I didn't really have the heart to tell him that. And, besides, it's good for intimidation!"
Yokumiru Mera somehow shrinks twice as much as All Might stares at All for One over his head with a look that can only be summarized as 'I'm going to slowly and brutally murder you and everyone you love'. Which is very out of place on the Symbol of Peace's face.
"In my defense…" All for One replies, completely unfazed and not loud enough for the microphones to pick it up. "... he is much less scary than his attire might suggest. You'll probably see it soon and…"
He then sighs loudly. Oh, of course, it's happening like that.
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Decay smiles widely and cheerfully (it's absolutely fucking terrifying, the heroes decide) as he puts out a pair of cheerleaders' pompoms (in a colour perfectly aligned with the colour of his companion's fur).
"Go on, Awoo!" He then says, that terrifying unsmile still on his face. "I'll be cheering on you from here!"
His companion gives him a slightly toothy grin (most of the heroes notice her existence right now, and immediately decide that she's actually super cute). Before dashing towards the nearest hero, delivering a very nasty punch right into the man's solar plexus, immediately followed by an equally vicious uppercut punch into the jaw that makes that man black out instantly.
The heroes barely have the time to start reacting to the attack before another one is taken down by a combo of a calf kick followed by Awoo grabbing his head and slamming it into her knee.
They actually try to gang up on her (all while Decay is busy doing some sort of dance routine in the background, it's obvious that he has no actual talent towards it but he's clearly doing his best).
The third hero goes down, Awoo kicking him between the legs (to a loud 'ooof' from men nationwide), before grabbing his head as he leans forward while trying to grab his family jewels and ascertain if they are still there - and slamming said head into the wall.
A moment later the fourth hero punches her in the gut, Awoo is practically sent flying into the wall at the end of the corridor. He is happy for about five seconds, before he realizes that Decay is now standing right next to him, his face maybe 15 centimeters away from the hero's face.
"Did you just…" Decay then says, glaring at the hero with pure murder energy. "... punch my girlfriend?"
Silence in the corridor, the remaining heroes are once again frozen solid with the sheer fright that Tenko Shimura was emanating almost naturally.
"N-no?" The fourth hero (press F to pay respects) replies. "W-wait, I m-mean, it's a f-fight, so i-it's normal right?"
"Did you just say…" Decay says, squinting behind his mask made from something which MIGHT have been someone's hand. "... that punching my girlfriend is normal?"
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"F." All for One says dryly.
"F, indeed." Mr. Compress agrees with him while nodding.
All Might actually gives them a confused look.
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"N-no, I, errr, I…" The hero is clearly shrinking in horror. "... spare me please, I have children!"
This actually makes Decay more confused than angry for a moment. A very brief moment.
"Wait, you have a child at your age?" Decay blinks at the hero.
"A-actually no, I just said it because i-it felt like it would g-give me a c-chance to s-survive and…" The hero says, suicidally honest on an instinct. When Decay's intimidation factor suddenly spiked up, he realized the mistake. "No! I have a child! I totally have a child, just not yet born! I was trying to avoid saying it openly earlier because her parents don't like me and they don't know about the pregnancy!"
It's, honestly, a bit sad. But it summarized just how incredibly terrifying Decay right now was. Of course, it was merely because Awoo (the light of his life, his morality pet, his second half, his reason for existence) was fighting someone, and fighting meant danger (even with the whole recall-before-injury mechanism), right?
Decay doesn't have the time to digest the news before Awoo announces her return to the battlefield by delivering an actual punch to the hero's family jewels, right before taking a step back to finish him with an elbow blow to the jaw (although the elbow was placed horizontally).
Decay immediately relocates back and resumes his cheerleader routine, as if nothing has happened. Awoo, in the meantime, brutally dispatches the remaining heroes through a very nasty no-holds-barred MMA beatdown with a lot of forbidden moves being used (effectively and, somehow, non-lethally).
She finishes the last one with a triangle choke, the man's head temporarily between her legs while the oxygen slowly stops reaching the man's brain.
That actually makes Decay stop cheerleading for a moment.
"God." He sighs sadly. "I wish that was me."
Naturally, the microphones pick that up.
(***)
"... well, that was, err…" Present Mic blinks at the screen in shock. "I think I'm at a loss for words here, for the first time in a while actually. Anyone can help me?"
"An extravagant dance of brutality, cuteness, and feminine charms?" Mr. Compress helpfully says from the side just as Awoo finishes strangling the last hero into unconsciousness with her thighs, the man still surrounded by his unconscious teammates whose takedown would make any legal match referees announce fouls. "Also thighs to die for, judging from Shimura's reaction to what just happened."
The man was clearly in his own world, although with his eyes on his girlfriend, it was clear who was in said world with him.
"Alright then, that tracks." Present Mic nods. "So what can you tell me about the newest idol of Japanese teenagers that consider scarousal to be the highest form of arousal?"
"Her name's Suto Sakai." Mr. Compress immediately replies. "Runaway daughter of no one else than Beast, the infamous High Warlord of the Inhuman Supremacy Party. Although it's hard to believe when… errr… when they do that."
On the screen Awoo ran back to her boyfriend to hug him, Decay taking down his face mask so that they could… well, not even kiss, instead, they were booping each other's noses, with absolutely adorable and innocent smiles on their faces.
Mr. Compress is sooo done with those people and their adorable, innocent dorkiness sprinkled with utmost bloodthirstiness and enough murder intent to make Top Heroes go 'lol nope'.
All Might is still emanating hostility in the background, but the intensity has slightly declined.
"Beast's daughter?" Present Mic seems to have issues imagining it. "Wait, doesn't that mean that her mother… you know."
"Oh, apparently the whole infamy of the ISP is entirely overblown." Mr. Compress shrugs. "Awoo's mother was apparently the wife of the Onomura Pharma Corp.'s CEO. The man in question is a very known anti-mutant racist which prompted Beast to… errr, well, it was fully consensual and, apparently, a kind of pre-divorce fuck you towards the CEO in question. Her mother, regretfully, died a few years later, prompting Beast to pick his daughter up."
Present Mic blinks at him in shock as Decay decays the wall of the bank vault before offering Awoo to go inside first (as a gentleman would), but immediately stating that if she wants to he is ready to get in, to act a living shield for potential traps so that she's not injured in any way.
"Apparently, that's the ISP official policy." Mr. Compress sighs. "Very active on Tinder and similar pages, or so I heard. I guess the, errr, cucked racists didn't like it one bit and tried to save their reputation by claiming that the R-word is involved."
(***)
Villain Network
#FourDeadHeroesInADitch Chatroom
NotShotacon: … wait, what
NotShotacon: is he serious
FurnyForNun: OF COURSE HE'S FUCKING SERIOUS
FurnyForNun: I'VE TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT FOR FUCKING YEARS AT THE BEGGINING OF MY CAREER AS THE HIGH WARLORD BUT YOU JUST KEPT TREATING ME AS A LIAR IF I EVEN TRIED TO CLAIM OTHERWISE AND I WAS ALMOST BANNED ON SEVERAL DIFFERENT OCCASIONS
FurnyForNun: YOU FUCKING PAVLOVED ME INTO GOING ALONG WITH IT
FurnyForNun: YOU THINK THAT ALL FOR ONE WOULD FUCKING WORK WITH ME IF FUCKING R-WORD WAS INVOLVED, THAT GUY LEGIT THOUGHT THAT MAKING COMPLETELY LEGAL PORNOGRAPHY WAS WORSE THAN BLOWING UP A SCHOOL
NotShotacon: … I don't know how to process that revelation
NaughtyNun: … omg
NaughtyNun: WAIT
NaughtyNun: ONODERA CEO'S FORMER WIFE WAS MY FUCKING AUNT
NaughtyNun: YOU FUCKED MY FUCKING AUNT AND MADE HER PREGNANT
NaughtyNun: YOUR DAUGHTER IS MY COUSIN SO WE'RE ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT RELATED IF NOT BY BLOOD
NaughtyNun: omfg Kohaku was actually into that the whole time
NaughtyNun: THAT WAS LIKE HALF OF MY FUCKING VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY YOU DIPSHIT
FurnyForNun: PFFFFFFFT
FurnyForNun: AND GUESS WHAT, BITCH
FurnyForNun: I STILL HAVE THE RECORDINGS
NaughtyNun: what
User [FurnyForNun] is uploading a videofile
Title: 4
Length: 7 hours, 24 minutes
Upload progress: 1%
FurnyForNun: :gigachad:
NaughtyNun: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
FurnyForNun: I have an entire folder titled Yoshihiro Kohaku :3
FurnyForNun: Hottest and horniest MILF ever.
NaughtyNun: FUCK YOU
FurnyForNun: also
FurnyForNun: VIN
FurnyForNun: DI
FurnyForNun: CATION
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"Okay, so ignoring the shocking revelations that I've just heard…" Present Mic decides to do his best to ignore it for now. Like, seriously, what the fuck. "It seems that the villains managed to capture the objective for the day!"
On the screen, Decay takes his sweet time putting the bejeweled necklace on Awoo's neck, after saying (while blushing furiously, of course) that it would look even better there as Awoo is even prettier so the necklace will look prettier by association. All while Awoo, too, is blushing furiously.
Good god, can they get any more blindingly pure?!
"It appears that the heroes realized that as well." Present Mic decides to add. The heroes that used to be stationed around the building or on the lower level of it were rushing upward through the staircases, trying to stop the villains from successfully making their exit with the treasure.
"Good luck trying to stop them." All for One smiles wryly. "We've barely showcased half of that particular class. The rest are really raring to go. And I don't think that any of the heroes taking part in today's exercise has a shot at fighting them!"
He is forced to eat his words a few seconds later when En uses a One for All power boost to jump up through the stairwell, skipping about ten floors in a heartbeat, before bouncing off the wall and punching a rabbit girl (oddly resembling Miruko according to most of the viewers) through a door.
He follows after her, completely ignoring the remaining villains defending the staircase. They are for other heroes to deal with.
"Well, that's fucking cheating." All for One grumbles.
They get a better shot at the villain that En just engaged in combat a moment later. The woman, despite being punched through the door, immediately stands up, pulling a nasty-looking katana out of its sheath, glaring at the heroes with murderous delight.
She is another woman from the Court of Numbers to wear a black bunny suit. The difference is that hers was clearly… optimized to fit someone who already was a bunny, and one needing a good range of movement to fight in melee.
The short, pompon-like tail is fully natural. So are the ears. The main part of the outfit is in the right shape, but it's clearly a bodysuit adhering to her body quite closely. There is a belt added to it, since the sheath has to hang off something.
She really looks like a younger Miruko, except slightly paler and with black hair. Even the (slightly) murderous grin on her face once it became clear that she was about to have a good fight was very similar.
She refuses to stand down in place, immediately lunging forward, trying to cut En in half with a vertical slash, with the hero retaliating by blasting her with Smokescreen and jumping back. He realizes that it was a mistake and that she can track him with her hearing when she jumps after him through the smokescreen.
En ends up flying backward following a successful kick, slamming into the wall at least fifteen meters away from the smokescreen, almost at the end of the corridor. Rabbit girl is right after him.
She closes the distance in a heartbeat (her katana somehow missing from her hand), delivering a nasty roundhouse kick to the right side of his head. It would end the fight with (almost) any of the hero trainees. But it's En.
He is a veteran hero. With more combat experience than the entire Hero Course combined, due to being in the thick of the war against All for One for most of his career.
The palm left hand strengthened with One for All stops the kick. His right fist flies directly towards the rabbit girl's abdomen.
It doesn't connect. He might be a veteran hero, but he is facing someone with an incredible combat instinct that's also much more flexible and agile than he can be. Through an awe-inspiring feat of dexterity, the girl jumps up on her one leg, grabbing the ceiling's support beam, the punch going under her, before kicking En in the face from that position.
Or, well, trying. He dodges it to the side, the kick having enough strength to crack the wall behind him, the girl dashing back before he can retaliate again (having clearly decided that he has a clear advantage over her at that distance).
She extends her hand, her katana flying out of the now dispersing smokescreen, the girl grabbing it easily.
"So…" She says towards the still silent En, the look on her face that of absolute delight. "... looks like it's going to be a fun fight. Try not to be a fucking disappointment after such a nice opening clash, or fucking else."
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Villain Network
#MorallyAmbiguousForGreaterGood Chatroom
Crawler: … wow
Crawler: She's, errr, very… Miruko?
GangOrca: Yeah, it's kind of awkward after the talk
Crawler: more like the screaming session
Crawler: about Garaki being a piece of shit
Crawler: and making a 'fucking copy of me'
Crawler: Miruko do you reconsider your refusal of motherhood
Knuckleduster: you're suicidal to tag her right now, you know that?
Crawler: shrug
Crawler: I fear no man
Crawler: aside from Popstep when I do something dumb but that's beside the point
Miruko: I have found it.
Knuckleduster: you found what?
Miruko: A mini-me.
Miruko: A perfect mini-me.
Miruko: I'm going to be the perfect mother for the perfect mini-me even if it means having to date Stain.
Miruko: We're going to beat so many tough bastards together.
Miruko: It'll be glorious
[User (Miruko) is offline]
Crawler: …
Crawler: what just happened
GangOrca: I think that Miruko's maternal instinct just kicked in.
GangOrca: With the same strength as all her kicks.
Knuckleduster: …
Knuckleduster: I suddenly feel kinda bad about the villains of Japan.
(***)
"Okay, that's, err, very Miruko." Present Mic admits as the rabbit girl begins to battle En on the screen. "Does anyone care to elaborate?" He is, at this point, way too confused to be constructive about things.
"Apparently the Villain Factory attempted to create vat-grown supervillains." Mr. Compress replies. "By borrowing DNA of various Top Heroes and present supervillains. Spicier eugenics, in short. Only two candidates survived the process, so the project was scrapped. Rini Akaguro is one of them."
"Yeah, I think I can guess who the mother was." Present Mic admits. He kind of doesn't want to imagine Miruko's reaction to it. "Who is her father?"
"The Hero Killer Stain." Mr. Compress comments dryly. "Truly a match made in Valhalla."
Present Mic visibly shivers, just as Eraserhead sighs painfully. He would prefer to just take a nap, but no, someone has to unleash more and more existential horror on them. Goddamnit, Compress.
"Okay, that's… something." Present Mic officially waves a white flag. "Uhm, judging from her outfit, does Asa…"
"Yes." Mr. Compress cuts it shortly.
"Hot damn, kid." Present Mic nods with a thoughtful look on his face. "Hot damn."
He doesn't say it. They are going out live, after all, and Miruko might be watching it. But… in his opinion, Asa Midoriya just became an absolute legend for generations (especially teenage ones) to come.
He persuaded Miruko's daughter (who might be slightly more gifted in the assets department than her mother, although not by far) to make a black bunny suit into her hero outfit.
All while being in a relationship with her and, apparently, three more women. The other one they saw thus far clearly was, looks-wise, of a similar category as Mini-Miruko. And also wore a black bunny suit.
Absolute legend.
Following his slightly wild teenage years, Hizashi Yamada can only tip his metaphorical hat here, having discovered a vastly superior individual.
"So, you mentioned something that connects all members of that particular, errr, harem." Present Mic decides to return to something even remotely resembling logic in that talk. "Is it 'women that could kick my ass and I'd say thank you'?"
Mr. Compress chuckles.
"Oh, no-no." He then says, Present Mic giving him a questioning look. "You could say the same thing about literally every single girl from the Villain Rehab Course, way too wide of a category. You'll find out the truth soon, once you see the rest of them."
En attempts to punch Murderruko, only for the girl to skillfully dodge the blow, En making a hole in the concrete wall (right before Rini gets a good kick into his side and sends him flying, although he immediately jumps back up). That's what makes Present Mic wake up again.
"Wait a moment." He says quickly, looking at Eraserhead in confusion. "En's from your class, right? It says here that his quirk is Smokescreen, right?" He adds as he points at the documents that he was provided with.
They covered the Hero Course. The Villain Rehab was supposed to be introduced to the world differently.
"Yeah." Aizawa replies dryly. "What about it?"
"How the hell does being able to create a smokescreen allow you to punch through a concrete wall?!" Present Mic is suddenly sounding utterly exasperated. "That makes absolutely no sense!"
He ignores the weird coughing sound from All Might, who suddenly looks away from him. He has questions, but… not now.
"He achieves that by compressing the smokescreen-filled air and then rapidly decompressing it in front of his fists or legs." Eraserhead replies calmly. He sounds tired more than anything. "That's how it works."
Present Mic blinks at him.
"Shouta, that kind of sounds like total bullshit to me." Present Mic asks, covering the mic for a second. "Air compression doesn't work like that."
"Quirks are bullshit, get over that." Eraserhead shrugs. Nedzu isn't paying him enough to care, it's something for quirk counselors to deal with.
A moment later the main group of heroes storming up the stairwell engages the remaining villains in combat.
(***)
Midoriya Family Monstergirls Weaponization Program at its finest.
There'll be more.
Shiver in dread, her... errr, villains.
