Problem Ten... Three is to irritating
"Why the hell wont it sink!"
The Captain of the UNS Over the rainbow, formally the USS Abraham Lincoln, Nimitz class Carrier, stands on his bridge and watches as his fleet torn to shreds. With three ships sinking and four dead in the water, he franticly gives orders.
"All ships fire at will!"
Misato pop her head out from the bridge door. "Hello, would you like to order information about your enemy and counter to measures to use against it."
"Get the hell off my bridge!"
With a small smirk, Misato looks out the window. "Its pointless."
Asuka runs around down the hall in a panic, not only is her dress ruined, she is missing her Pilot Readiness Bag.
"Shit! Where's my Plug suits?" Asuka curses in German.
Just as she turns a corner, she has her Pilots bag tossed at her head; she taken to the ground as she tries to catch it.
"God damn it!" She looks up to see Yukari standing in the crimson red plug suit for Unit 2. Asuka shakes her head in shock and disgust. "I don't think so Zero, no way in hell are you getting in my Unit two!"
'Time for an amazing display of acting second child...' Yukari eyes become teary as she falls to her knees. "Please! Let me go! I need to prove my self!"
"Get out of that plug suit Zero!"
The blue hair girl takes holed of the stained sundress to lift her self up. "Please I need to pilot or I will explode..."
With a quick snap, the weight of Yukari rips the spaghetti string straps right off. Asuka is so angered at the girl in front of her she cannot even move.
"Meow... Well, I'm Glad we had this talk, Kyoko..." Yukari takes Asuka hands and hands her, her straps. "Tootles!"
As Yukari runs off back to Unit Two Asuka pulls out her flight suit. "I'm going to kill her! She is dead! She's going to die!"
Shinji looks around the entry plug, left alone, and with the shock waves of the battle outside Shinji sighs, trying to remain calm.
"Shinji!" The long drawn out scream from Yukari has him pop his head up onto the air. He sees running down the makeshift bridge directly behind her is Asuka both are in plug suits and only one thing runs through Shinji's mind
'Ah Shit, here goes the neighborhood..."
The first to jump into the plug is Yukari; she goes to the control sticks and begins to push on them. Shinji rolls his eyes as the girl plays on the controller. "Ayanami have you ever piloted before."
"Yes... Wait... No..."
"What!"
The two conversation is ended with Asuka jumps in to the Plug, kicking Yukari out of the seat. Shinji slips and falls to the bottom of the plug as it fills with LCL. As Asuka calls out her commands in German, she delayed as the thought nose from Shinji and Yukari messed up the system start.
"Damn it! Ikari, Baka!" Shinji reaches back to be behind Asuka with Yukari still rubbing her head.
Shinji looks at the gibberish flashing on the screen. "What's wrong?"
"Meow?" Yukari places her self over looking Asuka's right shoulder.
Shaking her head in disbelief that the, so-called great Third child before she screams out. "Its thought nose! If you must think do it in German!"
"What?"
Yukari does not question the request as she sings out. "Ith Auslanzerunp bin spechen nicht gud deutch, Ith Auslanzerunp bin spechen nicht gud deutch, Ith Auslanzerunp bin spechen nicht gud deutch, Ith Auslanzerunp bin spechen nicht gud deutch, Ith Auslanzerunp bin spechen nicht gud deutch, Ith Auslanzerunp bin spechen nicht gud deutch, Ith Auslanzerunp bin spechen nicht gud deutch, Ith Auslanzerunp bin spechen nicht gud deutch!"
"Shut up!" Asuka slaps Yukari in the back of the head. "God you're annoying!"
The girl takes no heed of the insult as she points to a part of the control panel. "What does this button do?"
On the bridge of the "Over the Rainbow" the OOD receives word of the Eva activation.
"Word from the Attalla, Eva Unit Two is activating!"
"Say what!"
Misato runs to the observation window and looks out to see the tarp that covers the Evangelion slowly lift. "Alright Asuka! She rips the communications microphone from the captain's hands and yells out.
"Stop the Eva activation!"
A fight ensues between the Captain and Misato as the OOD looks on. "Dear lord, Unit two is using B-type equipment."
Inside the plug, Asuka looks over her sync and data with Yukari and Shinji behind her. Only Shinji caught what the OOD said. "If we fall in the ocean we are done for."
"We wont do that." Asuka smirks as she readies for combat.
Misato comes over the radio. "Shinji your in there two!"
"I'm here to Misato!"
There is only a small pause before Misato calls out. "Eva Unit Two lift off!"
"Lets play hopscotch...."
Before Asuka can finish her thought, Yukari yells out. "I love hopscotch!"
Right before the fish like angel, makes its attack run on the defenseless Cargo vessel that Unit Two is kneeling in, The Evangelion leaps out with the velocity of the bullet. Even inside the Entry Plug, Asuka Shinji scream out in terror as the Red Eva streaks in to the air. Once it stalls and reaches zero G the Eva back flips in the air and flies back down on to the end of the cargo ship just as it struck by the Angel.
The Evangelion scurries up the sinking ship and leaps off just before it goes under. It landing is less then graceful as once more leaps with unusual control and power. Asuka seemingly cannot control the power Unit Two is outputting. The Eva lands on an edge of the helipad of a Destroy the ends of its feet are all the Eva has between sinking into the ocean.
Asuka can barely catch her breath seeing she almost ended her first battle with a loss. Shinji looks over to Asuka with a raised eyebrow. Asuka gives him a look of death and Shinji retreats her glance.
"I would be piloting perfectly fine if you weren't here!" Asuka looks to Yukari with anger as the girl hides her self under the thrown of souls and holds her hand up in a form of a puppet. "Err.!" Get the power supply up on the flight deck!"
First, to respond is Misato. "Already doing it!"
Unit Two continues its hopscotch with less the perfect landings each one seem to more unstable.
"You can do it Kyoko..." Yukari mumbles as she uses her hand to lip sync the words she spoke.
Asuka hair stands on end and she reaches out to strangle Yukari. Shinji reaches over Asuka lap taking control of the Evangelion landing it onto the flight deck of the Over the rainbow.
"Will you to get with the game!" Shinji yells out as he plugs in the power supply.
When Asuka turns back to her controls with Yukari's hand still in the puppet position she sees that Shinji is on her lap.
"Get off Pervert!"
"We would have been dead if it wasn't for me..." Shinji interrupted with an alarm from the Evangelions combat computer. "Angel coming in from nine o'clock!"
With the battle in the forefront of Asuka's mind, she pushes Shinji off her lap and grabs her controls reading the Progressive Knife.
The Evangelion stands on the carrier deck with the prong knife at the ready; the angel speeds up its attack as if accepting the challenge. On the Bridge everyone has finally recover from the impact of the Evangelion and look out to see the Angel coming at flank speed.
"Target is approaching rapidly!"
Back inside Unit Two the three pilots stare in silence as the Angel brakes the surface and shows its true size. Asuka leans back, because this is the first time she seen an Angel.
"It has teeth..." For the first time Asuka shows fear in front of Shinji, he however only looks at his enemy with content. Yukari hand lips the words she speaks from below. "I think we're going to need a bigger boat..."
'I'm in the mood for ice cream, if I don't keep my mind off the Eva we will be done for!'
Everyone but Yukari ready for battle as the Angel leaps into the air and at the Eva. The beast crashes onto the deck and over whelms Unit Two as it tries to stay standing.
In the Plug Yukari begins to hear a voice, it is only a whisper but Yukari repeats what she hears as soon as she looks up to them. "Believe in each other..."
The words sink deep into Asuka and Shinji. The two look at each other then to their enemy. They both grab the controls and focus on combat.
Unit Two comes alive the Eva lifts the massive target off the Carrier deck. The Angel falls into the water nearly capsizing the massive ship, thankfully, the Evangelion uses its massive body weight to redirect weight and save the ship.
Inside the bridge, Misato is on the ground once more because of the combat. She rises to see the Evangelion still standing on the deck. She looks around to see the Angel is back in the water coming around for a second attack. Touji and Kensuke look out the window sick from the ship motion.
On the flight deck Unit Two has retrieved its knife, as it goes to stand back up; one of the elevators raises to reveal a Yak-38, in side the two seat VTOL is Kaji, and his pilot. On the bridge, Kensuke is yelling out at the rare aircraft. Asuka notices the boy inside the Entry Plug and looks down at the aircraft.
"Kaji!"
Inside the aircraft, Kaji looks up and activates his radio. "I have to make a delivery take care of this Asuka."
Shinji and Asuka watch the jet take off and fly away. Both are dumbfounded to see him run. "He runaway..." Shinji looks over to Asuka as he states the fact.
"That's not cool!" Asuka yells out to the jet as it goes out of sight.
"Lets play airplane!" Yukari calls out as she has found the controls free because of Kaji's flight. She takes this time to use the Evangelion to pick up one of the SU-35 that is still intact. 'There should be over 10000 gallons of JP-8 in this thing, its like an Evangelion sized hand granade.'
Everyone looks on as Unit two plays with the SU-35. The child like action nearly makes Misato pass out. The Ships captain points at the Eva in disgust. Asuka is also not happy with the antics as she pound on Yukari's head. Little does anyone knows Yukair's true plan.
"Get off of my Eva, baka!"
Shinji is the only one to take notice of the Angel coming in at flank speed. "Angel!"
Asuka grabs Yukari's hands and wields the control with Yukari's arms to fight the Angel. With a SU-35 in one hand and the Prog knife in the other, the three pilots ready them selves for combat. Seconds before the Angel attacks Shinji gets an idea and grabs the controls, covering Asuka and Yukari's hands.
"Follow my lead!" Everyone nods and concentrates onto the target.
The Evangelion takes a step just as the Angel leaps mouth open the Eva charges the target and jumps for its open mouth. Everyone looks to see the Evangelion be swallowed hole. The Angel lands onto the flight deck, after the shock of its impact everyone looks up to see that the Angel is convulsing.
"What the hell is going on?" The OOD whispers as he pears to the Angel.
Even Touji cannot help but wonder. "It looks dead..."
Kensuke looks up with his camera. "Its about to..."
The boy could not finish his statement as the Angel explodes from the inside out. Blood and guts fly all over the Aircraft Carrier covering it in the Angels bodily fluids. It splatters across half the fleet around them and it then rains from the sky covering anything the first explosion did not cover. Standing on the carrier deck is Evangelion Unit Two it is soaked from head to feet in the Purple inners of the sixth Angel.
Back on the bridge, everyone begins to spit out the blood of their enemy and wipe their faces. Kensuke was luckily enough to have his camera over his face protecting it from the spray.
Everyone looks over to Kensuke; he looks back at them to see not one is as well off as he. "Explode...
His sentence interrupted when Unit 02 collapses onto the flight deck. Everyone turns to the sight of the Evangelion. Inside the Eva, Shinji sits just behind Asuka with Yukari swimming around them.
"Well it worked..."
For such a statement, Asuka turns to him ready to strike him. "But we look like idiots!"
"Sor..." Before Shinji can finish, Yukari gets in the way of the two.
"Its my fault!"
Asuka stares at the girl, just before grabbing her hand and dragging her to the other side of the Entry Plug. "Stay out of this Zero..." Asuka stops when Yukari bites Asuka's hand, Asuka's first reaction is to scream into the air and tries shakes her off. When that doesn't work she slams the girl in to the thrown of Souls."
In New Yukasuka The UNS "Over the Rainbow" reaches its port of call. Like the rest of the surviving fleet, it stained purple. One of the first off the ship are the pilots, Shinji taken to a medical team from NERV to treat his lungs, which bother him out side of the LCL. He lays on a gurney breathing in a specially treated mist coming from a small tube. Asuka stands next to him.
The fire in her eyes seemed to have died down as she watches Unit Two be lowered off the carrier. "I can't believe he ran..."
Shinji looks up to Asuka after breathing in some mist. "Whom are you talking about?"
"Kaji..." Asuka looks down disappointed that he ran. "An I thought he was a real man..."
The girls eyes in front of him seem deep in thought, he cannot help put look into them trying to see what in side. "Asuka, even if he did run, you defeated the angel..."
About to take all the credit Asuka looks over to Shinji, but the look in his eyes seems delicate. "I can't take all the credit, you helped to."
"No you were great, I mean..." Shinji retreats to the mist and breaths in a deep breath. Asuka sighs and sits down next to Shinji in the ambulance.
"Kyoko!"
Asuka sinks into her shoulders and looks for Yukari. Out of all the places she could be she is on top of the ambulance; she lowers her head as she hangs upside down.
"Is Shinji okay, Kyoko?"
Reminded on how annoying Yukari is Asuka jumps up and grabs Yukari dragging her down. The blue haired girl lands on all fours looks up to Shinji and Asuka with her yellow eyes reflecting back to them.
"Stop calling me that, I hate that name!"
Shinji looks down to see a tear escape Asuka's eye and roll down her cheek, it comes to a stop just before falling into his hands. "Beautiful..."
Problem Eleven: Who's, whose new friend, and who sits here?
