Draco Malfoy stepped off of his faithful steed Bess and looked into the sunlight. His brow creased as it penetrated his translucent skin, SKIN OF A VAMPIRE. :-O. Little did Drakey know that a girl name Hermione was stepping off her OWN faithful steed Bess Dos. Oh fuck it, I'm starting over.
Now on a more serious noteā¦.
Draco landed his spaceship and said good bye to his Martian friends. He was happy to have escaped the wrath of his father Lucious. Yes, my friends, that's right, Lucious, don't try and correct my spelling, it will do you NO good. Now on to the story, Draco walked towards platform 9.75, as he sauntered over he stumbled on a vacuum cleaner. Confusedly, he smirked at the backpack and walked on. Unbeknownst to him a young girl was watching him in the shadows, then she got bored and walked away. Hermione then started watching the vacuum cleaner puzzeldedy (DON'T EVEN TRY IT). Then she picked up her book and began reading on what to do. She picked up the vacuum cleaner and it became her only friends since over the summer Harry and Ron ran off to a gay camp together to make babies. Seriously though they didn't, I was kidding. I TOTALLY MADE IT UP. But for real they were killed my LORD V. Honestly what was Hermione to do. As the head girl she trotted into the compartment only to see Draco Malfoy crying. Upon seeing the vacuum Malfoy let out an enraged cry because it had TRIPPED HIM and framed the backpack.
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