Problem Twenty-seven: One more time, Yukari and Seele!
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In a cold dark room, Yukari Ayanami finds herself in familiar grounds as she sits on the ground naked. Her ability to move is umpired by handcuffs, her eyes are blind folded, and she suffers from the effects of just being drugged. Soon she is not alone as the super secret organization known as Seele appear around her, their black rectangles that read their designation and sound only give of a slight glow.
Seele 01, "Yui Ikari..." With some hesitance, the girl that lies in the center of the circle looks up. "It's been some time."
"Oh..." The girl lays her head on to the ground. "Its you... Haven't we've done this before?"
Seele 03, "You have been awakened and you will so tell us what you know."
Seele 10, "Creators of the Eva's you gave birth to our final dream."
With a sigh Yukari stands up but keep her head down. "Your wrong."
Seele 05, "You cannot deny your Soul..."
"I have no soul..." Yukari stands cold and exposed. "I am Yukari Ayanami, you are a bunch of perverts."
Seele 02, "As stubborn as ever Miss Ikari, soon the drugs will take effect...
Seele 06, "Soon you will fall under our control
Seele 08, "And lead us to our..."
"Dicks?" Now smiling Yukari uses her hands to remove her blindfold. "Look I am telling you the truth, my name is Yukari Ayanami... but I have a question for you..." The Committee remains silent to hear what she has to say. "Why, did you trick all my friends just to capture little old me?"
Seele 01 bellows a small chuckle. "My child that was Gendo Ikari's Idea, not ours."
Keeping her chest covered by rapping her arms around herself, Yukari look up in to the darkness. "Oh man, they probably hate each other..."
The girl begins to walk away just before Seele 09 can speak. "Hey... Where are you going?"
"Home..." The girl slowly looks for an exit as she speaks. "I will talk to you after I straighten out what that pervert did to my friends."
Seele 10, "You can't ignore us!"
"Can to!" Yukari shouts at the large rectangle.
Seele 10, "No you cannot!"
"Can to!"
Seele 10, "Cannot!"
With what movement Yukari can get out of her hands she pulls down her eyelid and sticks out her tongue. "Ummmm... Can to, can to, can to!"
Seele 10, "Cannot, cannot..."
Seele 01, "Shut up both of you! I have a question for you... Why did you keep the angel alive!"
Not sure on what Seele is talking about Yukari steps to him. "Keep what alive?"
Seele 04, "The child that you brought from the Sea of Dirac..."
Seele 03, "The one that follows you..."
"Oh..." The girl gives a kind smile and tilts her head. "That's Leiko, she my little friend."
Seele 07, "She is an Angel."
"Yes she is..." Yukari gives a cute puppy dog look. "She's so cute just like an Angel."
Seele 05, "I don't think she understand..."
"Yes I do..." Yukari turns to Seele 05. "Shinji's dad's a bastard for getting everyone of my friends to go against each other."
Seele 08, "Besides that!"
"Well..." It takes some time for Yukari to ponder the question. "Leiko is kinda a lesbian..."
Seele 01, "She doesn't understand."
Seele 04, "The Angel is attracted to what you are."
Seele 06, "The Child is attracted to what half of you are."
Seele 02, "The half Angel within you calls out to the girl."
"Oh..." Seeing she isn't leaving anytime soon Yukari sits on the floor. "Well, I guess God has smiled at me this day."
Seele 01, "What do you mean."
"The fate of a nation is in my hands."
Seele 10, "uh..."
"And blessed be me a soulless child, God has given me a Angel."
Seele 07, "That's nice..."
Seele 03, "You will use this child to complete out destiny..."
Yukari smacks her hand onto the ground dislocating her thumbs freeing herself from her bondage. Painful but not enough to relocate her thumbs, and stands back up with a kick up. "Umm... tempting but why should I help you..." She looks to Seele 03. "Your probably a compete loser that still lives with his mother."
Seele 03, "What!"
The girl doesn't end as she looks to Seele 04. "What did you do all day, defrost a refrigerator, and vacuumed your living room, someday..." Shock fills the room as Yukari goes to Seele 02 and crosses her arms. "Your 62, out of work, divorced, indebted up to your balls and need of some serious dental work."
All of Seele disappears and Yukari is alone in the dark once more, quickly a door opens and rushing in is men in SWAT gear armed with Asp Batons. 'God damn it... It's the Spanish inquisition again...' Not deterred Yukari drops to all fours like a cat the men stop and wait for her next move. They don't have to wait long as the naked girl charges the group at full speed. "Lets get ready to!"
Once more physics seem to plague Yukari's life as the six men easily strike and take her to the ground. They flexycuff her and put a hood over her head. As they drag her off Seele 01 reappears. "She is unbelievable... We will try again in fifteen minutes."
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Ten hours ago in the lonely apartment of Asuka and Rei, Rei Ayanami sits at the kitchen table, alone. Her peace is wanted as she enjoys the time in studying her Brail. When a knock is heard at the door Rei takes her time to make her way to the door. Once theirs she takes a second to guess who it was.
'Its Yukari and her little patsy."
The door slides open and standing in the entrance way is Shinji Ikari, because the time Rei took on answering the door he has his back to it and is looking down the hall. His silence prevents Rei from knowing who it is, but the silence does roll out Yukari.
"Hello..."
Shinji turns around and looks to Rei who looks completely different then usual, her hair is pulled back and what stances that cannot reach hang down to the side. Shinji takes advantage of her blindness as he studies the rest of her body as he speaks.
"Hey Rei... is Asuka in..."
"No."
Some worry strikes his face, as if a lost from a script. He looks down the hall to see Mana standing at the distance motioning the boy to continue. "Well, I was just wondering if... well..." Mana motion Shinji to look to Rei instead of her, he complies and looks to see Rei patently waiting for Shinji to finish. "I was wondering if you guys would like to go get some Ice cream..."
'He's braver then I thought...' The blue haired girls thought is crushed by what Shinji says next.
"You know we can all go, you, me and Yukari..."
Seeing Shinji is still his good old self, Rei gives a small nodding gesture. "Let me get ready. Wait here."
"Um... Okay..."
The door shuts and Mana is seen giving a Golf clap to Shinji as she walks up to him. He intern does not give the same resentment. "I don't like this..."
"Oh come on Shinji..." Mana bows her head in defeat. "Remember you came to me."
"I know..."
The once girl friend of Shinji puts her hands on her hips and frowns. "I am willing to help you but you need to do your part."
The boy looks to Mana and grabs his stomach. "I just have this feeling that I'm going to be in a lot of pain by the end of today."
"Your not going to know until you find out how she feels right."
A (drop the A) Shinji watches as Mana pats him on the back with a envious smile, how she wishes to be in Rei's shoes right now. As she helps the boy that she loves help express his feelings for another. Even of they have become friends again, Shinji still does not look at her with respect or trust.
Just as she leaves Yukari comes around the bend wearing a simple white polo shirt and shorts. "Hey, Shinji-chan, is she coming."
The boy gives a simple smile to his roommate. "Yea, surprisingly Asuka's not with her."
The whole Asuka Rei topic as been hard for Shinji, they apparently like each other a lot and he has never tried to compete for a girl, let alone having two girls he really likes liking each other. 'Man, it makes my head hurt thinking about it.' Poor Shinji looks down as his thoughts go back to his life dilemma.
Before Yukari can ask what is wrong, the door opens to have Rei standing with her hair down, wearing her light blue sundress and cane in hand. Yukari looks to Shinji, to see his blatant stare, she looks to Rei who has a blank stare. "Hey big sis, looking hot!"
The sound of Yukari's voice brings a sigh from Rei. "Hello, Yukari..."
Rei begins to walk forward but her cane his Shinji's feet he however cannot move. Its true he has seen her in the dress but never so close. Seeing that Shinji needs a reality check Yukari gives him a swift kick to the shins.
Now back to the world around him Shinji jumps back rubbing his shin. "Sorry Rei!"
Not knowing why Shinji is apologizing but used to him doing so she ignores it and begins to time out how long in till her sister hugs her. '1...'
With a burst of energy, Yukari jumps and raps her arms around Rei kissing her on the cheek and she then grabs her and Shinji's arm. "Come on kids, Shinji said he was buying us Ice cream!"
"I'm what..."
Unable to finish, Shinji is dragged off with Rei. It is nearly half way their before Yukari lets them go as she is pounced on by her ever so close friend Leiko. Rei and Shinji watch as the two roll around on the ground. "Its good to feel so normal..."
The comment seems so true, even if Rei was blind she has never felt so happy in her life. Rei has had thoughts she has never thought before, such as wanting to live. These simple thoughts bring a smile to Rei's face. "Yes, yes it is..."
As the now four move on, with Yukari and Leiko in the lead, Rei stays to the rear with Shinji as she allows her mind to wonder in thought. Another thing Rei rarely did wanderlust through her own memories. Deep in thought, Rei does not realize she has taken Shinji's hand. She always does it with Asuka so it is only natural. Shinji on the other hand does his best not to bleed from the nose as he allows Rei to hold his hand.
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Yukari awakes back up in the room of darkness, this time she is flexycuffed to a chair and wears a white polo shirt and shorts. She looks around and slowly Seele appears around her again, and for some reason everything looks out of shape and colors constantly flash in her eyes.
"Your all purple..."
Seele 01, "That would be the drugs..."
"Really..." Yukari rolls her eyes to follow the colors. "Its pretty..."
Seele 10, "Why did you bring back the angel?"
"She looked cute the way she was..." The girl is obvious not all there as she slurs her speech. "Oh, but I wanted her to become apart of me... It was Yui that had her take human form."
Seele 03, "Now we are getting somewhere..."
Seele 08, "Why did she do this?"
"To piss you guys off."
Before any of Seele can respond Yukari bursts out laughing they watch as the girl rocks in her seat until she falls hitting her head on the ground knocking her out. A growl is heard from ever member of Seele.
"Damn it."
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Walking home from another long a memories lapsing day at NERV, Asuka Langley Souyu drags her feet as she makes her way back to the apartment. Every time she comes back form one of her tests, she feels half dead as if she was ripped out of her body.
'Man, if I wasn't insomniac I would go to sleep right now...'
The fiery redheads flame has been reduced to a spark and when she turns a corner to come to the sight of Mana Kirishima, making a sly comment seems the furthest from her mind.
"Hey, Asuka..."
The cheery face of Mana rather makes Asuka sick for a moment. "What do you want spy."
Unable to deny the claim Mana looses her smile. "So where are you off too..."
"Going home to Rei, baka..."
Not really thinking Mana goes and speaks. "Oh... she's out with Shinji..."
If Mana wanted to be shaken like a bag of rice, she just got her wish. Asuka grabs the poor girl and shakes her violently. "What the hell did you say!"
"Um..." Seeing the error in her way Mana tries to recover with the truth, in hopes to regain some trust. "Rei... Shinji and Yukari went out..."
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A memory flashes in Asuka's mind, as if it happened only a second ago she sees her self standing in front of Gendo who has his back to her. It is almost as if reality has slipped into a dream and a dream has become real. She stands listening to Gendo speak, and she doesn't know why but she's liking it.
"No, Asuka... Shinji isn't your type..." Gendo goes over paper works with Asuka intently looking at him. "My boy isn't worth someone as good as you, besides he has interests in Rei..." Still Asuka wants to speak but is unable to. "Section two has photo's of those two making out, pathetic children, now I have to clean up their social problems." With paralyses still effecting Asuka she gives up on speaking and watches as Gendo turns to her. "Of course if you want to help me out, you can..."
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"Yes sir..."
Kneeling beside Asuka who has just collapsed, watches as Asuka speaks to herself. The girl seems to be in another world as she gets up and begins to walk off ignoring Mana. With the strangest event in Mana's life just unfolding, she begins to follow as the Asuka walks of with no life in her step, no emotion in her face.
'This isn't good...' Mana pulls out a cell phone and begins to dial it as she looks to Asuka with concern. "I bet Gendo has something to do with this... Kaji will know..."
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Standing in a line at an ice cream parlor in the Tokyo 3 shopping district, Shinji, and Rei stand beside each other. Yukari and her friend seem to be sitting at a table, Leiko once more keeps close to her savor and it makes them almost look like a couple.
"Can I help you..."
Looking away from Yukari, Shinji looks to see a young man standing behind the counter, doing his job by asking Shinji if he needs anything. "Umm... yea... a chocolate cone..."
The man looks at Shinji with a smile and leans in. "And what can I get your girl friend..."
The remark flusters Rei and Shinji, as they both turn a shade of red. Trying to decide what to say Shinji looks to Rei wondering what she would like. "What would you like Rei..."
Not to keen on Ice cream, Rei tries to guess on what else an establishment like this would have. "Candy?"
Quickly Shinji looks over the counter and menu bored for what Rei said, little does he know she spoke what she was thinking. "Um... Gummy Bears..."
The two get their food and go to Yukari who immediately releases her self from Leiko only to pout that they didn't get anything. "Hey!"
"I only have two hands Yukari!" Willing to stand up to, the girl is Shinji.
For Yukari she gives a small smirk and goes to get her own Ice cream with Leiko not far behind. "Maybe if you weren't holding my sisters hand you could of got something for me."
They quickly pull away and sit down in their seats redder then before. "Sorry..."
The apologies are expected from Shinji and Rei can only smile as she takes his hand from under the table. "I do not mind... I like it..."
Standing in line watching Rei and Shinji, Yukari doesn't notice as Asuka comes up from behind her. "Hey Zero..."
Yukari turns but is forced to pick up and move Leiko who attaches her self to Yukari as if scared of Asuka. "Hey Kyoko what's up... didn't see you their."
"What are you up to..."
The tone Asuka uses worries Yukari, it is as if Asuka is faking her grin and sarcasm. "Getting a banana split and Leiko a cone..."
"Leiko..."
Not sure if the two have met, Yukari points to the girl that hisses at Asuka. This little one is Leiko..."
"I know who she is..." Giving the young girl a evil stare that silences her hissing, Asuka looks to Yukari. "How appropriate to name the Angel arrogance." A question mark forms in Yukari's mind, as she doesn't understand the play on words. "I will tell you what Zero, I got you covered why don't you go over and brake up the love birds..."
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"And then Leiko was like..."
Back in present day, Yukari bends her knees in front of the Seele committee to the height of Leiko "I don't like that Lillum!" Quick to go back to her own height Yukari puts her hands on her hips. "And I said..." She begins to act like she's scolding her. "Now Leiko, Asuka might be bad but she isn't Demon spawn..."
Seele 04, "How long has she been like this..."
Seele 09, "Going on an hour..."
Seele 10, "Shhh... its getting good..."
Seele 01, "Look Yukari is their anything of relevance in your skull."
The girl stops in the middle in her act and looks around to all the rectangles. "Who are you again."
Half the rectangles fall over the rest bend forward. Seele 01 comes closer to Yukari. "Why did Yui bring back the Angel!"
"Oh..." Yukari stands up straight and mess her hair a little to look more like Yui. "She called it a Safety line."
Seele 05, "A safety line to what."
"Reality..." The girl begins to fix her hair as she speaks. "The even after the Angels come and go, there is still one left preventing Instrumentality..."
Seele 02, "We can easily kill her..."
Yukari waves her fingers in the air at Seele 02. "Now, now, She has a human body, killing her will release the Angel from with in and with out a body it will be impossible to find it."
Seele 06, "Clever girl..."
"Thank you."
Seele 04, "We will just have to hold the girl until we find a means to kill her properly..."
Seele 01, "There is no need to wait."
The optimism in Seele 01 seems a bit to optimistic for her liking. "What do you mean?"
Seele 01, "You may be annoying, but you are also drugged, so tell us how do we kill her..."
Tears begins to form in Yukari's eyes, she doesn't want to speak she knows it wrong but Fifty CC of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, Benzodiazepines, Meproai Bamate, Methaqualone, Phenobarbital, compels her. She squirms and does her best to resist but cannot as she gives in to the request.
"If she fills an Eva's soul, then she will have the body of an Angel... Please... Please don't kill her..."
Seele 01, "Don't worry my child she will not die yet..."
Seele 03, "Yui has made it simpler..."
"But if you..." Yukari pleads to her self not to speak but cannot stop. "If you brake the order of the prophecies... you will open a door to Pandemonium, as foretold in the Dead Sea Scrolls! Then not even you will have control!"
Seele 08, "Yui would of known this, so that leaves you as our temple..."
Seele 10, "Leave the death of the world to Chaos, let madness end it all."
"Your insane!"
Seele 02, "It was you and Yui who leave us with no choice, she knew what would happen if we broke the order of the prophecies, God's punishment will come in the form of dragon thanks to you."
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Next Problem... Who's fault is it... Why is she saying good bye...
