I got my first review on this story so thank you The days of the phoenix. I still don't own ff8 square-enix still does.
Chapter 2: trains and bad trips
Squall lying in bed here's a distant scream and gets up and follows the sound into the training center and he gets there and to his surprise the girl from the infirmary is there being attack by a giant bug.
Squall : got to save her or I'll never get any sleep.
Squall leaps into battle cutting the bug in half. Squall : well that was a waste of time. ?????: thank you so much squall. Then dudes in white appear from the sky and take the girl and leave.
Back at squall room he is sleeping very soundly until selphie gets there.
Selphie : ( in a demonic voice) GET UP OR I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!
Squall leaps from bed to roof cracking his head. Squall: alright I'm up.
Selphie ( normal again) tee-hee great let's go we have our first mission.
Squall looks at his watch 7:00 am : fuckin hell.
Out by the front of the garden. cid : one more minute. We see zell in the background on his T- board squall picks up a nearby rock and throws it up and selphie using her chucks like a bat sends the rock screaming hitting zell in the head and knocking off the board and to the ground.
cid : you 3 will head to timber and help out a resistance faction there.
Zell : just us
Cid : yes there poor and we don't come cheap. Now get going. Oh and squall take the cursed thing with you( the magic lamp)
Squall and co leave the garden. Zell : can I rub the magic lamp.
Squall : no
Zell for 30 min straight : can I rub the lamp.
Squall : fine (toss' zell the lamp)
Zell rubs the lamp and out pop dioblos. Dioblos : kneel before me mortals Selphie: ( in demonic voice) NEVER YOU LOW CLASS POSER DEMON TIME FOR YOU TO SEE TRUE POWER. And with that selphie fire a ball on energy destroying dioblos.
Selphie ( normal) that was fun.
Now in balamb at the ticket counter. Ticket guy : 3 tickets 3,500 gil
Squall : you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Ticket guy : nope pay or no ride punk.
Squall : punk did you say punk
TG: yes I did
Squall : well in that case ( gives ticket guy a boot to the gut and a stunner then grabs the tickets and runs onto the train).
Now on the train selphie at the door : open open open . Squall uses the tickets to open the door and selphie runs to a window and stares out.
Zell : come on squall let's check it out. ( so they go in and zell enters the cabin) : Whoaaaaa awesome this rules ( and then begins to make incoherent noises)
squall then enters the cabin. Squall : WHAT THE FUCK ( see zell franticly humping the sofa) get off man.
Zell : I' am getting off
Squall : you sick freak ( and chokeslams zell)
Selphie come in : I'm sleepy (drops onto the sofa).
Zell begins snoring the squall drops.
Kiros : where are we?
Laguna: I don't fucking know.
Ward : were lost
Laguna yep
They begin to run through the forest until they arrive at there vehicle and they drive to galbaria ( yes I know that's not how you spell )
Laguna: let's go to the bar
Krios : don't think we should move the car .
Laguna: nonsense now to the bar.
At the bar the crew sits at a table and orders the usual and watch as Julia gets ready to play.
Krios: you got to do it man this may be your one shot.
Ward : yeah man tonight you tap dat ass.
Laguna : I don't think it's such a great idea.
Krio and Ward: just go.
So Laguna slowly makes his way toward Julia and he get to the piano and drops to ground having a massive seizure.
Laguna : dfhkgakgbvkafbhkbvkakbjkgakhgkfbakhghknkavbhkgavhkfhkghabhkgkbfbahbhbafbfhbv ahbhjgabhfbfah.
Everyone in the bar leaves except kiros and ward who wait until the seizure stops 30 min later.
Laguna : what happened guys
Krios : you had another seizure why does that always happen to you.
Laguna : don't know .
Ward : guys we have a new mission we got to go.
Fades out back to the train ( we hear the in now arriving in dollet).
Squall: uh is everyone ok. ( they nod )
Selphie : I had a good dream about a guy named Laguna.
Zell : me too.
Squall : I had the same dream except I was a fuck nut who has a dam seizure every time he gets near a woman.
Anyway so they depart the train and at the station a man says to squall and co : the forest sure have changed.
Squall : who gives a fuck we got important shit to take care of.
Man : right follow me.
They follow him to a train car inside the car Man : I'm watts and this is zone. Zone : could you go wake the princess please.
So squall goes to the end room and see the girl from the dance. Squall : oh god not her why do we have to work for her.
Girl : huh yah seeD is here now we can carry out are plans oh and my name is rinoa.
Squall returns with rinoa : guys this is rinoa and rinoa this is zell and selphie. Rinoa: well let's get started then.
In the briefing room. Rinoa : the president well' be on a train to dollet and we plan to...selphie : blow up with a rocket launcher.
Zell; fire,Fire, Fire, FIRe, FIRE,FIRE,FIRE, ( squalls goes over to zell and bodyslams him jumps off the wall and does a frog splash on him)
Squall : sorry he does from time to time
Rinoa : it's alright babbler, babbler ( explains the mission to them)
Squall : jumping on and off trains are you stoned or stupid.
Rinoa: little bit of both.
Now a top the base car they run and jump to the second escort car they run across that to the presidents car then to the first escort car and they do the first uncoupling process and the trains link. Next they on the second escort car and as they finished the uncoupling process as squall begins to come up his cord snaps .
Squall : OH FUCK (begins falling down a long hill) AH SHIT TREES!!!!
Back at the base car rinoa, selphie and zell go talk to the prez. Prez: I'm not the real president now you will pay hahahahah. They kick the fake prezes ass and the critter he turns in to.
Back at the base car all are sitting around talking .
Zell : what are we gonna do without squall.
As if on que the door opens and squall walks in cut up dirty and covered in brush.
Squall : so did I miss anything.
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