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Chapter 3 reality tv sucks

Our heroes reconvene at timber cause the trains have stopped running.

Squall : so you mean we work for you until timber gains it's independence.

Rinoa : yup that's right

Squall ( mental note ) must get rid of rinoa. AH! Idea

Squall : author yo author

Nick ( in booming voice ) WHAT !

Squall : lle quena I'lambe tel' eldalie? ( do you speak elvish)

Nick nye lle ( I do)

Squall : nau tye Ndengina rinoa? ( will you kill rinoa ?)

Nick : mankoi ? ( why)

Squall : re na I 'ksher ( she is the evil one)

Nick : nye nau tenna' san' dina' ( I will until then be silent ) disappears

Zell : squall what the hell are you doing?

Squall : don't worry about it.

They walk around timber and to timber maniacs then to the old lady's house. Now upstairs

Rinoa : what do we do now

Squall : we wait ( thinks ) { soon we will be rid of you hahahahah} evil smile crosses his face.

Rinoa : what are you thinking about?

Squall : nothing

Old lady : you can leave now.

So they leave and make there way down to that bar area. In the bar the drunk by the door is whining about shit.

Squall : hey drunk dude you want a drink.

Drunk : yeah.

Squall : well then zell why don't you give are friend here a drink.

Zell grabs a bottle and cracks it over the head of the dunk knocking him out then zell begins doing the ( french tickler or the rene dupree dance) over top the drunk dude.

Squall : Zell you such a fag!

This angers zell cause he think his dance rules so he low blows squall and does the french tickler over him saying : how do you like the dance now?

Squall : gonna fuckin kill you .

Squall gets up and chases zell out of the bar up the alley way and up the stairs by the giant tv screen. Which is at the part where seifer has the real president.

Zell : hey is that one of those new reality shows ?

Squall : I don't know reality tv sucks.

Rinoa and selphie join them by the screen.

Quistis on the screen : Squall get you ass down here now!

Squall : fuck what did seifer do now .

As they take off running rinoa trips on her shoe laces and falls off the stair way.

Squall : looks up to the heavens thank you.

Now at the tv station Quistis explains what happened and zell let is slip there from the garden we join them as the sorceress shows up.

Sorceress : fable child trying to do the work of man but he is afraid.

Seifer : shut up.

Quistis runs into the room and instead of getting frozen she starts doing the twist then zell runs in and dose the french tickler sephie does the macerana and squall doing the worm.

Squall : what the fuck.

Sorceress : join me boy.

Seifer : okey dokey

Seifer leaves with the sorceress and everyone stops dancing.

Quistis : squall what do we in this kind of situation.

Squall : smoke a blunt have a sandwich and take a nap.

Everyone : squall.

Squall ok we go to the nearest garden that would be the G garden.

Quistis: right let's go.

So has our heroes leave they get to the bottom of the stairs and see rinoa rubbing her head.

Rinoa : that fall hurt.

Squall ( thinks ) how could she survive that Squall again looks to the havens : I thought we had a deal?

Nick : all in do time.

What will happen next when they get to the G Garden find in the next chapter of final fantasy 8 just plain wrong again.

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