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Chapter 4 of allies and idiots

As we return to the story our party is on the train headed for the G garden and they get off at the east academy drop off. They head through the forest and they get about a third of the way there quistis, selphie and squall once again fall victim to dream world.

Laguna : let me see a map

Kiros : here you go ( hands him the map)

Laguna : looks were fuckin lost again

Kiros : shit

Laguna : fuck

Ward : uh E is for pants

Laguna and kiros : what the fuck is fat man on

So they run around down in the minds until the find the rocks strapped with explosives.

Ward : big boom fun ( hits both buttons)

Laguna : holy shit

Kiros : ah fuck

BOOM!!!!

The three get blown all the way up on to a cliff by the ocean.

Kiros : ships were saved.

Ward : you....guys...it..its...been...f..fu....fun.

Laguna : ward don't say that well be fine. ( pushes him off the cliff and then pushes krios off the cliff.)

Laguna : man guys that took balls it's a long way down ( begins to climb down ) oh look a quarter ( falls ) aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhiiiiitttttt!!!!!!.

They wake up still in the forest.

Zell : come on guys we got to go.

So they make there way to the g garden out front of G garden.

Quistis : I've been here before let me talk to the headmaster.

Squall : ok everybody follow quistis inside I got something I need to take care of.

Everyone goes in but squall.

Squall : Author come forth

Nick ( appears) what do you want now.

Squall : we had a deal you were to kill rinoa

Nick : I know but she is a vital part of the story and it's sad to say but with out her there is not much of a story line.

Squall : I see so there is no chance of you offing rinoa.

Nick well maybe hold on. ( disappears )

Squall waits and while he is waiting he is smoking a blunt

Nick ( reappears with a figure in a black robe with a hood on)

Squall : who is that.

Nick : this is my finest warrior.

She is trained in all the martial arts and other hand to hand combat skills also very good with magic and has a temper that would rival even your own.

Squall : she ok does this she have a name.

Nick : the name she goes by is Kitty.

Squall : hahah here kitty kitty

Nick : I wouldn't do that

Squall : ah what's a matter here kitty kitty

Kitty : raises her hand and point at squall : russe tuulo' moriloomir ( lightning shoots from her hand and knocks squall back about a 100 feet). They walk up to squall

Nick : I told you she had a temper .

Squall you were right but what does she look like?

Nick : have a look for your self

Kitty disrobes she stands about 5'4 with slightly curly hair down to her lower back with blue streaks in it, has piercing dark blue eyes whit black eyeliner, Has a pierced lower lip and a pale complexion and she wears a simple black tank top, baggy black pants with a black belt with silver chains hanging down from it a pair of black biker boots adorn her feet and she has a black choker with spikes around her neck and a pair black wrist bands with skulls on them.

Squall : wow not bad what about weapons

Kitty reaches behind her a come up with a chin sickle in one hand and a baton sized metal tube in the other.

Squall : what's with the tube

( Kitty flicks her finger on the tube and spears shoot out from both ends )

Squall : is that all?

Kitty : grins and begins twirling the staff around : tintila, kemen

Nick : tampa' tanya ( stop that )

Kitty : fine I will

Nick : Squall kitty will help you from now on in the event of something happening to rinoa and try not to piss her off ok . Bye ( disappears)

They walk into g garden. Kitty you stay here I go meet with the others

Kitty ( nods )

Squall heads up to the 2nd floor and meets with others and learns of seifers supposed demise .

Squall begins thinking : I DON'T WANT TO BE REFERED TO IN THE PAST TENSE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Runs out the room down the staris and meets rajin

Rajin : yo seifer with you yo .

Squall : no he's dead

Rajin : NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO ( curls up into the fetal position and cries)

Our heroes meet squall and tell him they are to meet the headmaster out side right now. They go outside and they see Kitty.

Selphie eyes glow red ( demonic voice ) ti sah neeb a elihw dlo dneirf and then selphie launches an energy ball at kitty.

Kitty easily deflects it. Kitty eyes now red ( demonic voice ) ecin ot ees neoemos srebemer eht dlo eugnot tub uoy evah emoceb wols (launches an energy ball at selphie) Selphie

also deflects it Selphie : dna uoy evah nettog dlo

Kitty ( normal voice ) Selphie!

Selphie ( Normal voice ) Kitty

And the share a friendly happy hyper girl hug

Squall : oh my god it's like two slephie's ( cold chill runs through his body )

Martine shows up they all line and salute except for kitty and rinoa screws up the salute and pokes herself in the eye.

Martine : you there ( kitty ) you didn't salute me

Kitty: alright here is this better ( gives him the one finger salute)

Martine : right well you mission is to assonate the sorceress.

Squall: we don't have a sharpshooter.

Martine : that's why were going to give you one Irvine....IRVINE KINNEAS get your chap wearing axl rose wannbe ass out here right now.

Irvine : what

Martine : You are to go we these seeDs and assonate the sorceress ok

Irvine: ok

Martine leaves.

Irvine : so which luck ladies gets to come with me the irv man.

Kitty looks at Irvine : koron en' naur Irvines at of the sudden its lit a blaze .

Irvine : aaaaaahhhhh (throws down his hat and puts it out) why did you do that.

Kitty : Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina

Squall starts laughing

Irvine : what did she say

Squall : she said your ugly and your mama dress' you funny

Irvine : ya well she don't look so good either

Kitty : oh really ( spears Irvine the delivers the jackhammer )

Kitty : man that guy is fuckin annoying .

Zell : come on we got to get to galbaria.

What will happen when they get there find out next time on ff8 just plain wrong.

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