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Chapter 6 Prison, missiles and vundersexxx ?
As we begin the heroes are back in the dream world. The dream world again I don't think so.
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Nick : For all those who like the dream world I'm sorry but In the game I find a waste of space. So as of right now I may or may not include the dream world.
Now to the real story Squall wakes up to find himself in 4x4 cell being greeted by seifer.
Seifer : I would like to welcome you to hell.
Seifer leads squall to the torture room but instead of hooking him to the wall he shackles him to a square metal device in the middle of the room and leaves.
In comes a lady dressed in a robe.
Lady ( in German accent) : you must be squall I'm here to pleasure you.
Squall : funckin sweet.
Lady puts a piece of paper in squall's hand.
Lady : If at any time the pleasure becomes to great you can use the safe word and I am Madame vundersexxx.
All those who have seen euro-trip knows what is coming next.
Madame Vundersexx : rips off her robe to reveal a leather dominatrix outfit and two big dudes join them in the room.
Madame : let the vundersexx begin, administer the testicle clamps.
Squall : testicle clamps ah fuck .
Squall pants and under shorts are ripped off and one of the big dudes approaches squall with a set of jumper cables.
Squall grabs the piece of paper to see the safe word. Paper reads along German word starting with what appears to be flugen.
Squall : flugen , falgen
We fade to black and here the sounds of electricity and squall screaming.
Then we cut to another cell with everyone but kitty and Irvine in it. Some guards enter the cell.
Mean guard: is there a rinoa with you ?
Rinoa : I'm rinoa.
Mean guard : you have been pardoned come with us. Zell : your not taking her ( leaps at the guards and gets the shit clubbed out of him) Mean guard leaves with rinoa and has about four guards placed outside the seeD cell.
We now cut to the floor where the two guards are admiring the weapons .
Random guard 1 : so these are seeD weapons eh.
Random guard 2 : yup they are nice and shiny.
Then we see a chain come up from the hole in the floor and then we see a sickle go through the chest of random guard 1 and he gets pulled down into the hole and up from the hole comes kitty.
Who lands in front of random guard 2 kitty kicks the guard in the gut and grabs him around the throat lifts him up and spin around sending the guard head first into the wall popping his head like an unwanted zit the day before prom.
She gathers up the weapons heads to the floor where the seeD cell. As she ascends the stairs she sees the four guards outside the door.
Kitty : this shall be fun.
Kitty hurls her spear and it plants it self in the gut of one guard she then throws her chain sickle around the neck of a guard and flips him into the hole.
The third guard either found a set of balls or has a death wish and takes a run at kitty who side steps the guard grabs his arm pulls him into a knee to the ribs causing him to kneel down kitty then puts her boot on the side of his head and simultaneously pulls his arm toward her and thrusting her foot away from her which breaks his neck like a chicken bone.
She then walks up two the fourth guard who looks about to piss his pants kitty pulls her spear from the other guard.
Kitty : tell you what you can run now and live or end up like the other three. Fourth guard just stands there looking scared
so as kitty turns around to get the stuff he kicks her in the butt knocking her forward a step kitty turns around with a fire in her eyes.
Kitty : I gave you a chance but you fucked up now ( bela ed' templa ) and as kitty raises her hand the guard floats up into the air then she closes her hand snapping him in half.
She then leaves the weapons out side the doors and heads up stairs.
Meanwhile Squall : flugensanhamen.
Madame V: your sure you want flugensanhamen .
Squall : yes for fuck sake flugensanhamen .
Madame V : alright bring in the flugensanhamen
The big dudes grab the metal device on either side causing squall to be put in the bent over position the big dudes leave the room about five seconds later you hear what sounds like a lawn mower start up squall looks behind him to see one of the big dudes.
Holding a big gun thing with a four pronged claw on the end with a big dildo on each prong. Then you see a laser sight line up with squall's rear entry and the big dudes runs forward and. We fade to a censor screen all you hear is squall going aaaaaaahhhhhhhh, mother of god no more , aaaaaaaahhhhhhh my aaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss.
Cut back to the cell. Zell : we got to get out of here.
Selphie : well no shit.
Zell: I gotta get our weapons back
Zell: you guys lay down and act sick .
Zell : guard help I think a snake bit the girls....um guards help
Door opens to reveal one of the moomba's zell sees the carnage
Zell : what the fuck happened here ( looks down ) oh our weapons . Hey guys found our weapons.
Back with squall now he is now fully clothed and up on the wall.
Siefer : did you have fun ?
Squall : fuck you
Siefer : fair enough now tell about seeD
Squall : go eat cock
Siefer : fine then Goes over and flips the switch shocking the shit out of squall
Siefer : like that.
Squall: hell no
Siefer I must go prepare to lunch missles at you precious garden assint take over.
Assint : yes sir ( shocks squall ) Now what is seeD
Squall : thinks { just let me die} ...
Assint : what was that
Squall : ...you...you're a walking popcorn fart. Assint (shocks squall)
Back at the cell. Zell : we gotta find squall.
Moomba : sqeek sqeek
Slephie : I think It's trying to tell us some thing Moomba runs up stairs our heroes follow as they are running up stairs they run into rinoa.
Rinoa : guys are you ok ?
Quistis : yes were fine we gotta get squall and get out of here. So they continue to run up the stairs until the reach the room squall is in
Selphie : squall are you hurt
Squall : thinking { not anywhere visible } no I'm ok.
Zell : got you a present ( toss' squall his gun blade )
Squall: let's get the hell out of here. As squall says that you hear the alarm
Squall : come on let's go. They all haul ass to the bridge as there running across the bridge squall hip checks rinoa off the bridge.
As that's going on at the bottom you see kitty and Irvine and Irvine seems to begging kitty not to make go in the prison.
Then you see rinoa land on Irvine Irvine : ah my spine
Rinoa : sorry
Kitty looks up in time to see the bridge fall away and everyone begins to fall
Kitty : they'll owe me for this ( Bela ed' templa ) kitty stops everyone mid freefall and floats them to the ground.
Squall see rinoa still alive Squall ( under breath ) one of these days you will die I will see to that
Kitty: squall not now don't you have something else to worry about .
Squall : ah shit your right we gotta get to the garden there gonna shoot missiles at it.
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