Ah it's good to be back and time for another chapter it seems. Hope all my fans enjoy.

Chapter 7 : I hate ladders!

As we join our heroes they just escaped prison and are at the crossroads. (missiles fire).

Quistis : they've started.

Rinoa: heard the targeted tribia first.

Slephie: nnnnnooooooooo.

Slephie : ( now demonic) yeht lliw yap.

Slephie: ( normal) who's coming with me.

Squall: rinoa, Irvine go with her.

So those three head off and the rest head to the garden.

The base team make there way inside and they see a gaud and attempt to go past.

Guard : hey who are you?

Slephie: Do you know who we are ?

Guard : no

Slephie : do we know who you are ?

Guard : uh, maybe

Slephie : do you even know who you are?

Guard (confused) uh,uh,uh,

They leave the guard alone and go on.

Irvine : do we know who we are?

Rinoa : oh for the love Slephie you confused Irvine.

Slephie : here Irvine take these ( gives him pills)

Irvines ( takes pills ) tee-hee me happy

Rinoa : what you give him?

Slephie : hydrocodine mixed with speed.

Rinoa: ah

They continue they switch the missle error control to max and they push the launcher into place. Then they make there way to the computer room and fuck up the computer and run up stairs the control room.

Crg : who are you ?

They Don't answer the instead throw off their outfits and fight. Irvine shoots one guard, rinoa takes out a gaud with her arm thing. Slephie leaps over the other guards head and wraps her numchuck around his neck and sling him into the control room unit. Electrocuting him and setting off the self destruct.

Slephie: Ah fuck run for it.

They run for the exit only to run into the iron clad aka the six cyclinder piece of shit for a boss battle, then easily dispatch of TSCPOSFABB, and come to the harsh realization that they are going to die.

Selphie: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo!

Rinoa: did squall know this would happen

Irvine: Im to pretty to die!

Now we switch over to the other team. Squall begins to celebrate and dancing around.

Zell: man what the fuck are you dancing for?

Kitty: Rinoa's dead

Zell: ah, member missiles garden anybody.

Squall: Right let's go

So they make there way to the garden to see it in utter chaos.

Faculty douche bag: who yee claim

Party: ( blank expressions)

FDB: headmaster or garden master

Kitty: which answer means I get to kill you?

FDB: um…headmaster

Kitty: we claim headmaster

FDB: then die ( gets ready to blow the whistle) Kitty lunges and grabs him by the throat and puts her legs on his shoulders and pushes off with her legs ripping his head and spine out.

Kitty: (let's out the predator bloodlust scream)

Squall: I give it ten points for coolness

They make there way to entrance courtyard and are surrounded by a bunch of FDB's and students with evil intent on there minds.

Kitty: come on who wants to die first!

Squall: step up motherfucks

Zell: I love rainbow brite!

Squall Kitty ?

Squall: ok zell after this remind me to whoop yo ass

We move to about a 100ft from the group and we see yours truly standing there, with yet another cloaked figure this time the cloak is blood red.

Nick : show them your power!

Figure : (raises a hand up) Hyandea en'lutha (Blade spirits)

And the sky fills with phantom swords and the figure lowers it's hand and the swords fall killing all but are three hero's.

Nick : Squall the head master is in his office go there now we shall take care of the rest.

Kitty: But I want to kill things

Nick : SIE!

Kitty: guys let's go

So they take the elevator up to cid's office and informs him of the missile problem and he remembers the old missile defense system.

So our party makes there way to the sub-basement level and begin to descend the ladder.

Zell: hey kitty did I ever tell you, that your ass looks great.

Kitty quickly back kicks zell and he falls down to the metal bellow

Squall : Well for once he is right your ass is nice

Kitty : why thank you squall so is yours (reaches up and place her hand on his ass and squeezes the with a jerk she sends him down to ground bellow and right on top of zell)

Zell : why do you hate me man?

Nick : cause right now you're the target of my aggression.

Now then the get the well turned and descend that ladder down to the big thing with the old rickety ladder on it,

Squall : so who wants to climb the ladder

Zell (faints)

Squall : kitty you can climb up there

Kitty: yeah but I could also castrate you in your sleep.

Squall : point taken (begins to ascend the ladder) Looks down fuck im high up, on that note, Pulls out a joint gotta clam the nerves, (begins toking)

Zell(wakes up and kips up only to smack his head off the ladder and knock it loose.) Ladder begins to shake

Squall: what the fuck ah fuck

CRASH!

Squall is now laying on his back still smoking the joint inside the control room he fell into.

Squall: (exhales) cant feel spine but don't really care

Squall gets up and smashes the control panel and makes his way down the ladder back to kitty and zell.

Squall: who fucked with ladder

Zell (raises hand)

Squall: zell come here

Zell: are you going to hit me?

Squall: nope

Zell: ok

Zell walks toward squall and gets kicked right in the crotch by kitty.

Zell (seaky voice) you said you wasn't gonna hit me

Squall: I know but I didn't say a dam thing about kitty

They find the switch which leads them down the next ladder to a walkway with a door at the end while crossing the walkway they are attack by the ugly white things.

Squall: what the flying fuck are those

Kitty : soon to be dead

Kitty throws her sickle at one of the things but it just bounces off.

Kitty: not good

Zell: fuck this ( runs away only to be clotheslined by me )

Nick : dam looks like we have to save their sorry asses again

Figure : nods, (places palms out in front of it self and says ) Philin en' templa , ( about a 100 arrows appear in front of the figure) Nauru (arrows light on fire, figure pulls arms back ad if to draw a bow and thrusts forward sending the arrows in to the creatures) Bragollach en' templa (arrows glow brightly, figure closes hands and the arrows explode along with the monsters)

Nick : (claps) well done

Figure : ( bows slightly)

Now if you want to find out what will happen next stayed tuned for more, and as always read and review, and sorry about the long wait!