Welcome back to the twisted world known as FF8 Just plain wrong again, still don't own a dam thing.
Chapter 8 Fates intervention
Ah now where were ah yes just blew up the ugly white critters.
Squall: thanks we owe one
Nick : not me (points to the cloaked and hooded figure) you owe her
Squall: her?
Figure disrobes revealing a girl about , 5'3 fair complexion with chin length blue hair with red streaks in it, attired in a sleeveless purple button up top, along with matching leather armlets and gray cargo pants and black combat boots.
Kitty : bout fucking time you showed up Jo
Jo : your wit never ceases to amaze me kitty
Kitty: why thank you
Nick : let's just go, homecoming intro's later move
Squall and kitty head into the door way just a sai whizzes past kitty's head and embeds itself in the wall.
Kitty : missed me bitch
Jo : want me to throw the other one whore
Nick : Hey enough , Let's grab chicken shit and move
So me and jo grab zell by the ankles and drag him into the room with the old ass machine in it.
Squall switches it on and it begins to rumble and whine and shake
Jo : nice going retard you broke it
Squall : two fucking mins I have know you and I already want something bad to happen to you
Jo : ah squall that's so sweet of you to say
Squall : right
Lift kicks on and were all shot up on the platform to the top of the garden in cids office, and the garden begins to fly and narrowly avoids the missiles, and squall manages to turn the garden towards the ocean were we drift
Lift comes down
Cid : squall that was amazing you saved us all
Nick, Kitty, and Jo, do the bull-shit cough
Cid : huh oh right who are these people
Squall: well this is Kitty and Jo and…
Nick : and I am the master of the middle finger (gives cid the finger ) chief ass whooper of sorry sons of bitch's, pothead amongst potheads, Jo (wraps me upside the back of the head) ow im nick
Cid: great to meet you all enjoy the garden
So they all some how fit into the elevator and head down to the first floor.
Squall : are they sisters
Nick : sort of created by the same dna yes, but different in there own way
Squall : so you train girls only then
Nick : well would rather be around sweaty dudes or surrounded be nice looking athletic females
Squall : can't argue that point
Zell : what's wrong with a bunch of sweaty dudes ?
Nick and squall commence to stomp the shit out of zell
A few hours later
Nick : im fucking hungry you guys got food here
Squall : yea follow me
Squall leads us to the food court, (to lazy to spell cafa…)
Jo: uh huh no cooks
Squall : nope
Jo : why not
Squall : cause you killed them
Jo : win some lose some
Just about then we hear two familiar voices
Butt-head : whoa! Check it out beavis chicks
Beavis : heheh really cool
Nick : no fucking way how did you to end up here
BH : uh huhhuh (looking at jo ) come to butt-head
Jo back kicks butt-head across the room
BH : huhuh that hurt fart knocker
Beavis : me to hit me to heheh
Jo knocks beavis across the room
BH : she mine dill hole
B & B begin fighting
Nick : ok (goes into the kitchen and finds some frozen pizza and cooks it )
Nick : munchies
Squall : sweet
So they all enjoy some pizza until zell comes bounding in
Zell : food! (leaps at the pizza and catches a sharp boot from kitty)
Kitty : fuck off rainbow brite liker
Jo : hey there is nothing wrong with rainbow brite, it's better then what you secretly like
Squall : and that is
Jo … Kitty: don't fucking say it (tackles Jo)
Nicks : she plays with barbies
Kitty : you motherfucker (jumps at me, I side step her and wrap her hair around me hand until she's looking up at me )
Nick : (sighs) you done
Kitty : yes and quit look down my shirt squall
Squall : what there really sweet looking
Kitty : really (lifts shirt and flashes all)
Squall : dude
BH : whoa!
Beavis : heheheheh
Nick smiles
Jo: oh Please mine are way better (flashes)
Squall : sweet
BH: huhuhuhuhuh
Beavis : oh yeah
Nick smiles : well ok that was eventful now I gotta roll seeya , (waves hand ) nothing happens , ok why didn't that work
A scroll fall out of nowhere
Nick open the scroll and reads, for you mockery of my power im leaving you stuck here until this story ends, Signed hand of fate.
Nick : motherfucker
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