Welcome back to the twisted world known as FF8 Just plain wrong again, still don't own a dam thing.

Chapter 8 Fates intervention

Ah now where were ah yes just blew up the ugly white critters.

Squall: thanks we owe one

Nick : not me (points to the cloaked and hooded figure) you owe her

Squall: her?

Figure disrobes revealing a girl about , 5'3 fair complexion with chin length blue hair with red streaks in it, attired in a sleeveless purple button up top, along with matching leather armlets and gray cargo pants and black combat boots.

Kitty : bout fucking time you showed up Jo

Jo : your wit never ceases to amaze me kitty

Kitty: why thank you

Nick : let's just go, homecoming intro's later move

Squall and kitty head into the door way just a sai whizzes past kitty's head and embeds itself in the wall.

Kitty : missed me bitch

Jo : want me to throw the other one whore

Nick : Hey enough , Let's grab chicken shit and move

So me and jo grab zell by the ankles and drag him into the room with the old ass machine in it.

Squall switches it on and it begins to rumble and whine and shake

Jo : nice going retard you broke it

Squall : two fucking mins I have know you and I already want something bad to happen to you

Jo : ah squall that's so sweet of you to say

Squall : right

Lift kicks on and were all shot up on the platform to the top of the garden in cids office, and the garden begins to fly and narrowly avoids the missiles, and squall manages to turn the garden towards the ocean were we drift

Lift comes down

Cid : squall that was amazing you saved us all

Nick, Kitty, and Jo, do the bull-shit cough

Cid : huh oh right who are these people

Squall: well this is Kitty and Jo and…

Nick : and I am the master of the middle finger (gives cid the finger ) chief ass whooper of sorry sons of bitch's, pothead amongst potheads, Jo (wraps me upside the back of the head) ow im nick

Cid: great to meet you all enjoy the garden

So they all some how fit into the elevator and head down to the first floor.

Squall : are they sisters

Nick : sort of created by the same dna yes, but different in there own way

Squall : so you train girls only then

Nick : well would rather be around sweaty dudes or surrounded be nice looking athletic females

Squall : can't argue that point

Zell : what's wrong with a bunch of sweaty dudes ?

Nick and squall commence to stomp the shit out of zell

A few hours later

Nick : im fucking hungry you guys got food here

Squall : yea follow me

Squall leads us to the food court, (to lazy to spell cafa…)

Jo: uh huh no cooks

Squall : nope

Jo : why not

Squall : cause you killed them

Jo : win some lose some

Just about then we hear two familiar voices

Butt-head : whoa! Check it out beavis chicks

Beavis : heheh really cool

Nick : no fucking way how did you to end up here

BH : uh huhhuh (looking at jo ) come to butt-head

Jo back kicks butt-head across the room

BH : huhuh that hurt fart knocker

Beavis : me to hit me to heheh

Jo knocks beavis across the room

BH : she mine dill hole

B & B begin fighting

Nick : ok (goes into the kitchen and finds some frozen pizza and cooks it )

Nick : munchies

Squall : sweet

So they all enjoy some pizza until zell comes bounding in

Zell : food! (leaps at the pizza and catches a sharp boot from kitty)

Kitty : fuck off rainbow brite liker

Jo : hey there is nothing wrong with rainbow brite, it's better then what you secretly like

Squall : and that is

Jo … Kitty: don't fucking say it (tackles Jo)

Nicks : she plays with barbies

Kitty : you motherfucker (jumps at me, I side step her and wrap her hair around me hand until she's looking up at me )

Nick : (sighs) you done

Kitty : yes and quit look down my shirt squall

Squall : what there really sweet looking

Kitty : really (lifts shirt and flashes all)

Squall : dude

BH : whoa!

Beavis : heheheheh

Nick smiles

Jo: oh Please mine are way better (flashes)

Squall : sweet

BH: huhuhuhuhuh

Beavis : oh yeah

Nick smiles : well ok that was eventful now I gotta roll seeya , (waves hand ) nothing happens , ok why didn't that work

A scroll fall out of nowhere

Nick open the scroll and reads, for you mockery of my power im leaving you stuck here until this story ends, Signed hand of fate.

Nick : motherfucker

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