Relaxing

Chapter 2

By: Kia Wolf

Don't own none of 'em, never will…

Kia: Hey ya'll!

Leon: Now you're startin' to sound like your boyfriend.

Kia: I know. I've been around that Mississippi boy too much lately.

Leon: Well, I'm always around D, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna start wearing dresses and make-up.

D: It is not a dress, it is a cheongsam, and I do not wear cosmetics.

Leon: You mean, you want me to believe that your face is naturally like that?

D: Yes.

Leon: …Well, I don't.

Kia: Whatever…D's getting ready for a 'relaxing' surprise, and doesn't really want to leave the shop. So read and tell me what you think!

Leon: I still think it's a dress.

D: No, it's not.

Leon: Yes, it is.

Sorry that there's sorta a gap left from the first chapter, since they WERE supposed to go eat out or whatever, but I was really pressed for time, and had to do lots of other things…so I left it out.

"No! I can't leave! Jarvis, my pets…you!" D shouted, literally wrapping himself around a chair.

Leon pulled at his arm roughly. "You are leaving! You are goin' away, and that's that!"

"You can't cook, you don't know how to clean, you know absolutely nothing about parenting, AND you are terrified of my darling pets! How can I leave you by yourself?" D snapped, eyes glaring coldly at Leon, hands on hips.

Jarvis grinned up at D. "Uncle Leon said Daddy was gonna go relax for two days!"

"Jar!" Leon exclaimed, throwing his hands up. "Now you've ruined it!"

D was shocked. Leon had actually set up a surprise for him? Something to relax him, above all things. He must've realized how stressed he was lately.

"You…wanted to help me relax?" D asked, beaming at Leon.

"I don't deserve all the credit." Leon shrugged. "Jill helped."

"Well…thank you, but-"

"D!" Leon shouted. "No buts!"

"Will you be the only one here to take care of everything?" D sighed, ready to give in.

"Uh…" Don't answer this wrong, Leon, or he'll never leave! "No."

"No?" D folded his arms. "Then, who else will be here to help you?"

"Um…Jill." Leon instantly answered.

"What about Jill?" Jill asked, walking into the petshop, in short shorts and a tight top. Definitely not her usual work clothes.

"Miss Jill, you are going to stay with Leon and help him while I am gone?" D asked, moving in front of Leon to ask his question. Leon put his hands together in a silent plea, his eyes begging her to say yes.

"Um…of course. I can't leave my godchild alone in his insensitive touch." Jill answered.

"Oh, gee, thanks. Make him really trust me alone with Jar." Leon snapped.

"Any time." Jill laughed.

"I suppose an hour or so away from the shop won't hurt…" D said thoughtfully.

"An hour? More like two days." Leon folded his arms.

"Two…days?" D looked around at the serious faces. "No."

"Aw, c'mon, D!" Leon exclaimed. This was starting to get him frustrated.

"No. I refuse to leave my family and pets for two days." D answered calmly.

"D-" Leon started.

"You need this, D." Jill interrupted. "I saw how tired you were yesterday. You really need to relax." Jar ran over to Jill. "Besides…" She said as she picked up Jar. "I'll be here to help them take care of things."

Q-chan settled himself on D's shoulder. "Queep Queep." He said.

D sighed. "I guess I do need a break. Even Q-chan says so."

"We'll be fine." Jill said.

"Yeah." Leon agreed.

At that moment, T-chan decided to attack Leon. Leon, fortunately, saw him coming, lifted his leg, letting T-chan roll by, and Jill grabbed the glass statue off the table just as T-chan crashed into it.

D smiled. "Ok, then. I suppose you want me to pack?" It was obvious enough now that they'd be able to handle things.

"Of course." Jill said, holding the statue out of Jar's reach.

D headed for his room to pack.

Kia: So? What do you think so far? What should D's relaxing surprise be? I need some ideas. A spa? Maybe. I thought maybe…I dunno…massage or something?

D: That sounds good.

Leon: A spa? C'mon, Kia! You can do better than that.

Jill: Hey! I thought up the spa thing! I think it's a great idea!

Q-chan: Queep Queep!

Kia: AAAAHHHH! What are all these…creatures doing here in my room?

D: This is Miss Jill, Detective Leon, and of course Q-chan.

Kia: I know who they are. I meant all those little animals!

Animals: Staring at Kia from their spots on the floor

D: These are my pets.

Leon: Help! Animals start climbing on him D! Your pets are gonna kill me!

D: Nonsense. They are just being friendly.

Leon: Bleeding on the carpet D! Jill, help!

Animals: He he!

Jill: Pulling out a gun Leon! Starts shooting animals

Kia: Watching in terror

D: So what do you think my relaxing surprise will be, Kia?

Kia: Amazed that he's not helping Leon Do you love Leon?

D: Of course, I do. Why?

Kia: Cuz your pets are tearing him apart.

D: What? realizing the pets are hurting Leon Hey! Claps his hands Down!

Animals: Aw, man.

Leon: Twitching on the ground Ow…

Jill: OO horrified Leon!

D: Oops. Excuse me a moment, Kia.

Kia: Well…I'm sure Leon'll be ok. Um…review. Please. I've got to help Leon…Dang, now my carpet's all bloody…Oh and thanks to Katastrophic88 for the review! I thought the exact same thing! Most of the D/Leon fics ARE depressing and gloomy. That's why I wrote this one! I wanted one where they were actually together…