YES! Another Chapter! Rand R
Phangirl hospital was a large building. Its sign had a picture of a bleeding crimson rose on it, due to the Phantom, of course. As far as Christine could tell, it was going to be an odd place for Erik to be. She couldn't wait to get inside.
The ambulance pulled into the emergency carpool, and Erik was taken out—oxygen mask on. The Phans had taken time to take off Erik's goggle mask and put on his original one.
"Christine!" Raoul whined. She looked at him. "I'm c-cold… and you guys wouldn't let me dry off."
"Hey, you're the one who wanted to wash off in the ocean." Christine shrugged.
"Zees is ubzurd! I could be at ze Opera house practicing my scales, but no. I'm in an ambulance with the Phantom…err… Erik." Carlotta complained.
"I'm still coated in sand." Raoul peeked into his Speedo. "SAND! And more sand." He yelled.
The ambulance attendants looked at Raoul and raised their eyebrows. The two Phans had had to stay behind because they were inhabitants of PhanGirl Island and only the guests could go in the ambulance.
As the three misfits walked down the halls of the hospital, they were shocked to see that here there were all females as well. Except for one person. A little boy?
"Hi!" he said, walking up to them. "My name is Darthie. Who are you looking for?" he asked.
"Um… Erik?" Christine said.
"Yes. Erik Phantom…" the boy sighed. "I want to be just like him when I grow up!"
"Oo vant to be a murderer and a ghost? I don't tink zo." Carlotta chuckled.
"YES I DO!" Darthie exclaimed. He turned to Raoul. "And you must be the Vicomte. My mom says your gay."
Raoul raised his eyebrows. "Well, I… phuh… hum…" Raoul turned away. " OH LOOK! There's Erik… what was he in for anyway?"
Carlotta shrugged. "He touched oo."
"Huh?"
"Its dangerous for Erik to touch you and he landed on top of you. Yeah. It was dangerous. I think that they just took him out of the disinfectant room. Lets go see him! My hero…" Darthie said.
"Whatever kid." Christine said.
"Lets get going." Raoul led the way into Erik room.
Erik was sitting up and grinning.
"Wow! Would you believe that that disinfecting stuff is just sooo cold! I want to go for another dunk. It made me feel alive! ALIVE I TELL YOU!"
"All right Erik… we get the point." Christine said.
"So, lets see here…" a (female) doctor said, walking in.
"Can I leave now? I want to go swimming. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming…" Erik babbled, bobbing his head in tune with his singing.
"Yes Erik. You may go. I'd just suggest that you avoid touching Raoul from now on. It could be dangerous to your health—and your sanity." The doctor turned to Christine. "He'll be back to normal in about a day. Just enjoy him while he's kinda…" the doctor made the cookoo symbol with her fingers. "The disinfectant can do that to people.
"All right. Thanks." Christine said.
They all walked out of the hospital… well, Erik skipped. Soon they were in PhanGirl Town again, and Christine and Raoul were window shopping again. Then they stumbled upon it.
"PhanGirl Land." They all breathed.
Ahh, yes. PhanGirl Land is an amusement park. It has roller coaster, food, and all the great rides.
They even got in free because it was Erik.
"Lets ride that big coaster over there!" Erik exclaimed.
"But Erik… Its got a 1000 foot drop! We'll die!" Christine exclaimed.
"Fine. But I'm going on." Erik said.
AHHH!AHH!AHHH!AHHHH!
"That was great! Whose up for round two?" Erik exclaimed.
Raoul barfed in the bushes.
"I don't feel so good." Christine moaned.
"Why? I'm going on again! Whose with me?" Erik yelled.
Carlotta barfed in the bushes.
"Fine. You guys are no fun. Oh wow look! That one has a 2000 foot drop. Lets go on it!"
Everyone moaned.
