A Lemony Snicket filk…..

The Very In Things

To the tune of My Favorite Things from Rodgers & Hammerstein's
musical The Sound of Music

THE SCENE: 667 Dark Avenue, in the 71-bedroom suite on the 66th
floor. Enter ESME SQUALOR, the city's sixth most important financial
adviser, and unindicted co-conspirator with Count Olaf

ESME SQUALOR:
Weasels on billboards and pinstripes on orphans
Olaf in what ever new shape he's morphin'
Ocean designs made for decorating
These are a few of the very In things

Grapefruit and doilies and chocolate sprinkles
Salmonella that make Jerome's face crinkle
Stairways with sixty-six flights for climbing
Just a few more of the very In things

Being the sixth most important adviser
And, too, a villainess, with none the wiser
Dropping the Baudelaires down a dark shaft
Evil triumphant as I laughed and laughed

Watch us daring
With red herrings
As we're stealing bold
From the two Quagmires of their bright sapphires
As "Gunther" declares "It's sold!"