KoisBaka: Moshi moshi! Here's our first chapter of our first (typed) fanfic!

Ryu-Kun: Took you long enough to type it.....and it's not even all that long.

KoisBaka:....shut up.

Ryu-Kun: O.o right.....so....are you gonna say it?

KoisBaka: .....say what?

Ryu-Kun: the disclaimer.

KoisBaka:.......do I have to? T.T

Kira: NO! Don't say it! It's a lie!!

Zarabalg: NO SAY!! NO SAY!!

Ryu-Kun: -.-'

Lawyers: Ahem......

KoisBaka:...........I.........I don't own..........Inuyasha.........::hangs head::

Ryu-Kun: See, it wasn't that hard.

KoisBaka: .......WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Ryu-Kun: Here....stop crying damnit! Take the damn Shippou plushie!

KoisBaka: ...-.- ::hugs the plushie::

Ryu-kun: On with the ficcy!!

::::Time: Present. Location: Gretchentown New York, 6:04am.::::

Balancing precariously on the window ledge of an attic window, Dia wondered for the millionth time just how in the hell she got talked into this. Three stories below her, her little brother Hiroshi, and her little sister, Tamako, stare sleepily up at her.

''A little more to the right Dia!'' Hiroshi yelled up at her.

She sighed and obligingly shifted her weight to her other foot to keep balance as she tried to knock the toothpick plane that was her little brothers school project off the roof of their three story Victorian styled home.

The broom she was using barely missed crushing the fragile construct, and Dia nearly lost her footing.

''Hey! Watch it! You almost broke my project!!'' Hiroshi shouted at her.

''Watch what?'' Tamako asked sleepily, not really sure what was going on

. Grumbling to herself about little siblings, she carefully edged the broom towards the plane. 5 inches....3....1. "Got it!" she shouted triumphantly. The plane soared gracefully down to Hiroshi's waiting arms. ((Hmm...the little pest did pretty good on that thing after all)) she thought to herself with a smile. She turned around and faced away from the house, watching her kid brother and sister cheer.

Suddenly, her older brother, Aiden, who had been sneaking up behind her from inside the attic, jumped out at her.

''RRAAHHHH!! I AM THE DOOM MONSTER OF THE ATTIC!!''

''GAH!!''

Dia overbalanced from the surprise and windmilled desperately to keep balance.

''Ah F--K!" Her brother shouted. He reached for her, realizing his dumbass mistake too late. She fell forward. Time seemed to slow down. Above her, Aiden's horrified face peered out with one hand reaching down in a vain attempt to stop her fall. Below her, the terrified faces of her younger siblings stared up in shock. Her last coherent thought is....

((Man...this is really gonna hurt...))

::::Location: Tenchi Universe, Tenchi household, 5:59am. Washu's Room::::

''Miss Washu, breakfast is ready '' chirped Mihoshi.

''Why thank you, Mihoshi! I'll be right back, don't touch anything.'' Washu replied absently, so intent on getting something to eat and getting back to her all-important work that she failed to realize her incredibly brainless error.

6:03am ((right before Dia fell))

Washu put her plate back down and smiled at the shocked people around the table.

''That was very good, thank you Sasami.'' Washu said contentedly

Tenchi started at her in disbelief. ''Miss Washu, you just ate seven plates of food in four minutes!''

"Yes, well, I have to keep my energy up! Got some very important tests to do. Now, I have to get back and tell Mihoshi to get out of my lab."

''WHAT?? Miss Washu, you left Mihoshi ALONE in your LAB??'' Kioney looked at her like she was insane. (which she is, but that's not the point)

::shoom::

::BAM::

''Mihoshi!!' 'Washu yelled, looking around wildly. She spotted the accident prone blonde standing next to one of Washu's more recent inventions.

''Oh, Miss Washu,! This thing looked dusty so I was cleaning it!'' Mihoshi said cheerily.

''Mihoshi you idiot!'' Washu moaned.

The machine Mihoshi had been ''cleaning'' was pouring blue smoke and making odd clicking noises.

''Do you have any idea what that is? You've ruined my interdimensional-time-distorter!'' Washu shouted as she tried to get Mihoshi out of her lab, stop the distorter thingy, and turn off the automated defense drones, which thought there was a fire and were dutifully dousing everything in water.

''Oh! I'm so sorry Miss Washu! Here let me help!''

::CRASH::

''AAAAGH!! Mihoshi, GET OUT!'' Washu was near panic level.

''Oh my, your machine fell over, let me fix it!'' the disastrous blonde said.

::BAM, SMASH, CRASH, WHAM:: The machine let out a loud beeping noise and a bright blue flash.

''Mihoshi! You've triggered the machine! Where was it set to?'' Washu was nearly strangling her.

::Blank look:: ''Um...I dunno. Somewhere else?'' Washu, having managed to shut down the defense drones, pushed Mihoshi towards the door.

''OUT! GET OUT! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE!''

::click::

''Lab self-destruct triggered. Countdown. 10.....9...." ''....GAAAAAHH!''

::::Location: Feudal Japan...somewhere. Time: 8:04 pm. ((I think...))::::

A typical scene with our dear Inuyasha-tachi, Inuyasha up in a tree, impatiently waiting for this Ramen to cook, Sango and Kirara sitting as far away from Miroku as possible, said monk ''meditating,'' bright red hand print very visible on his face, Kagome cooking Ramen and grumbling about a certain grumpy, pushy, impatient hanyou, and Shippou happily agreeing with Kagome while he helped her with the Ramen.

It had been a normal day, as normal as they get anyway. After a long boring walk, with no news of any shards, they'd been attacked by a random weak demon that wanted the shards. Inuyasha took him out, and then...more walking. They hadn't even seen another traveler, not to mention a village. This lack of progress, coupled with Kikyou's appearance the day before had seriously strained the atmosphere in our favorite group of heroes. In fact, Kagome and Inuyasha hadn't said two words to each other all day, and neither would look the other in the eye.

The angst was so thick, you could cut it out of the air, slap it on some bread, and have toast A-la-angst, though Kami knows why you'd want to.

Kagome was in the middle of pouring some Ramen for Shippou when a sudden bright blue flash from somewhere in the forest they were camped in caught her attention. With the flash came a sudden feeling, she could sense something out there. Inuyasha was instantly alert and down next to Kagome.

''What was that?'' Shippou looked scared.

''We should go check it out. Better safe than sorry.'' Miroku said as he stood up and grabbed his staff.

''I can sense something...but it's not a demon.'' Kagome said, staring out at where the flash had come from.

''Is it a jewel shard?'' asked Inuyasha, his ears perked up, listening intently for approaching danger, and unconsciously putting himself between Kagome and whatever may be out there.

''...I can't sense one, but whatever it is, it's strange. We should go take a look.'' Kagome said as she gathered her bow and arrows.

Inuyasha grumbled unhappily, but nodded agreement. Leaving the Ramen and fire, the group headed out towards the strange flash.

:::Back with Dia::::

About 10 feet from the ground, a bright blue flash surrounded Dia, and she felt a tingling sensation, like a small electric jolt. Then she was falling again, through......leaves? Vines? At night?

''What the hell?'' she shouted as she landed in a bush. The landing knocked the wind out of her for a few minutes, so she just sat there wondering if maybe she was dead, and had gone to plant hell. The sound of something approaching broke her reverie, and instead of being scared like any normal, sane, smart person, she got angry.

((Stupid plant...)) she thought. ((Stupid Plane. Stupid Aiden! It was all his fault, and now I'm half-winded, covered in broken plant thingies, in a place I don't recognize, with a probably dangerous something or other coming my way. But worst of all, I missed breakfast!!))

While she was mourning her lost meal, the Inuyasha-tachi was getting closer and closer. It wasn't long before they stumbled upon the poor misplaced teenager.

''Oi!'' came a voice.

Dia looked up to see a guy dressed in strange red clothes, holding a huge sword pointed menacingly at her. Now, that would probably make anyone nervous, and she was no exception. Only, she was more angry than scared, and almost more curious than angry. The fact that this guy has golden eyes, silver hair, and DOG ears isn't doing anything to quell that curiosity.

"What the hell is going on here?" she yelled

::::Inuyasha POV::::

Inuyasha, who was ahead of the group by a few minutes due to his demonic speed, stood with Tetsusaiga drawn in the small clearing, glaring threateningly at the stranger in front of him.

((...Well, it's a girl...)) he thought after he caught her scent. She was short, about 5'2, with medium length fiery red hair and vivid jade green eyes. And by the look on her face, she wasn't happy. Inuyasha wasn't particularly impressed.

((She's staring at me...I hate it when people do that.)) Glaring would be a better term, actually. Before he had a chance to do anything, she spoke.

"What the hell is going on here?"

He was startled. ((What kind of language is that?)) he wondered, forgetting in his surprise to look threatening.

::::Dia's POV::::

Apparently, the guy didn't understand her. She grumbled to herself and decided that maybe she should make a run for it while he was distracted. She started edging away slowly, and just as she was getting up the nerve to run, more people showed up. She crossed her arms and gave a disgruntled ''hmph!''

She was a little dazed, very uncomfortable, unbearably hungry, and now she was being gawked at by 5 very strange people, as if SHE were the weird one.

((Let's see...)) she thought to herself. ((Woke up 2 hours early, check. Fall out of window, check. Land is some weird plant-hell place, check. Get threatened by a dog-boy, check. Get stared at by complete strangers, check. No breakfast, check.))......... Oh yeah, today was shaping up to be a lovely day.

"Goddammnit! Today just can't get any worse...." She grumbled loudly.

''She speaks English?'' Kagome thought out loud.

''What's Ing-lish?'' asked Inuyasha, very confused.

''It's a common language from my time...'' Kagome mumbled.

The light was bad, so she couldn't really see the people that dog-boy was talking to, but she did recognize the language. ((Wait a minute...they're speaking Japanese! What in the name of all that is good and video games is going on here??))

She walked a little closer, unnoticed, and finally get a good look at the people. One she recognized as a Buddhist monk....but she wasn't really sure what the girl in pink was. There was a huge cat with REALLY big canines, and a little kid with...a tail. ((Yup...I've gone crazy. Somebody call the looney bin.)) she thought. Then she saw the last person. A jolt went through her as she recognized her.

''eh...Kagome?''

KoisBaka: Aaaaaaaaand that's it

Ryu-Kun: ....whoopee.

KoisBaka: ::pouting:: awww.... what's wrong?

Ryu-Kun: that was a crappy chapter....

KoisBaka: ::meep:: no it wasn't! You're just jealous 'cause I wrote most of it!!

Ryu-Kun: glory-hog.

KoisBaka: ......::sniffle, sniffle, pout::

Ryu-Kun: GAH!! NO! NO CRYING!! I CAN'T STAND IT!! I'M SORRY!!

KoisBaka: -- Okay. Please review and stuff. We are open to ideas. ::Glomps Ryu-Kun::

Ryu-Kun: ::blushes:: ehm...uh...yeah....