Inufluencing Miroku
Chapter Three: Sango's Tale
twistedtajiya: Safely, we can say it. Now to find out who Sango's indentity really is...Hm...Thanks for reviewing!
TobiasRose: This may take a while for the true story to rise up. I like keeping confusion out. Heh Thanks for reviewing!
YoukaiTajiyaSango: I do remember Irasshaimase...I had a fanfic for Angel Sancutary for a bit with that in the title. Thanks for reveiwing!
Kai's Dragon: Always been my favorite perv, he has. I love Miroku for sure! Thanks for reviewing!
Starfire77: As did I, so I had to clean up Miroku's language before allowing him to have it written down. Thanks for reviewing!
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On with the story: (!)
Sango sat back, touching her fingertips to each other and closing her eyes. The fire in the hearth lit a glow over her pale skin, giving her an eery look. She began her tale:
"We were at a bar, and yes, I was at a bar. I am a criminal investigator," of course a downright lie, "and was checking up on license they had for serving beer. I was sitting at the table, calmly sipping my vodka, unaware of my stalker," she aimed a glare at Miroku, "who was ordering me drinks, every five minutes," annoyance was brought into her voice, "I thought it best to act flattered and went to talk to him, to only discuss the bar," actually she had found Miroku quite attractive, that and the alcohol, "so we sat down at a table in the back by the smoking section where I began to ask questions. After a while he suggested that we head to his place because he could not hear me over the relentless Tejano music," no offense of course, "so I followed-"
"Wait...wait..." Kagome said, leaning inward. "You got into Miroku's car and went to his home with him? Are you blind? Do you not recognize his motives!"
"Wait a minute," Miroku cut in. "Are you suggesting that I am something less than a complete gentleman?"
"Only one who will take off a girl's clothes!" Snapped Sango, and she closed her eyes once more, a sign she was ready to begin her story again. "As I had previously said, I followed him to his car and we got in. I was apalled at the lack of cleanliness he showed in his care even though he was quite well-dressed," more so than she wanted to admit, "but I thought this could be his friend's car and I'd give his apartment a try. We arrived there and I stepped in, satisfied until the bedroom where clothes were scattered and-"
"Wait...wait...Once again, you went to his bedroom? Alcohol must kill braincells."
"On the contrary-" began Miroku.
"Shut it! I'm not finished," Sango said, her eyes haflway open.
"Ah, but neither was I-" Miroku contradicted.
"Shut it, lech."
He shut it.
"As I said, we laid in his bed-"
"Wait...wait-" Kagome began.
"Do you plan on starting all your interruptions like that?" asked Miroku, quite innocently.
She glared at him.
"Shut up Kagome. We layed in his bed and watched TV before he starting hitting on me. I gave him a quick two slaps and was out of there." She crossed her arms, a signal she was quite finished. She glared at Miroku, daring him to say she had lied.
"You lied," He said simply.
"Quite," added Kagome. "First of all, when you're so-called boyfriend came to look for you, Sango, they said you had gone to the nightclub because you were angry at him," Sango's face reddened in embaressment at Kagome's truthfulness, "and they said you followed the lecher home. Your boyfriend went to his house where you sleeping in Miroku's bed with a severe hangover."
"Tell me I at least had clothes on!" Sango cried.
"You had clothes on." Miroku said.
"Um...no...you didn't," Kagome said, shooting a reproachful glare at Miroku, who only returned an innocent confused look.
Sango burried her hands in her face. "Great. I don't even know what I did." She softly sobbed.
"Hey," Miroku said, "it could be worse!"
"How?" Sango asked.
"I don't even know if I was good or not!" He cried, his eyes wide.
"Only to you would this be the worst thing in the world," Kagome said, her eyes narrowed again.
Sango began to chuckle, softly at first. "What a lecher..."
End (For now)
As I just said, "end (for now)" (The universal quote now!) "Live, learn, and then get Luvs." So, right. Hope everyone isn't sick like me!
Ja Ne!
-Kuro Kage-
