Commercial Brake # 1 Inuyasha Brand Dog Food

(Inuyahsa comes out onto the screen and looks back at him like he is unsure of what to do.)

Director Guy: You're on Inuyasha.

(Inuyasha nods.)

DG: Say the lines Inuyahsa.

Inuyahsa: I can't believe I'm doing this…

(Inuyahsa picks up a bag of what looks like dog food)

Inuyasha: Hi I'm Inuyahsa and I am here to tell you about a brand new product for your loveable dog…

DG: Please put more enthusiasm into it!

Inuyahsa: Tell me why I'm doing this again?

DG: Ramen.

(Inuyasha's eyes light up)

Inuyahsa: Yes that's right this is Inuyasha brand dog food. It has a rich meaty taste to pump your dong up and get him ready to defend you from any raging demon!

(Opens the bag and takes a handful)

Inuyahsa: just one cup a day will make your loveable pooch into something much more!

(Screen flashes a before and after picture: Before: a picture of a poodle After: Shows a picture of Inuyasha. Screen goes back to Inuyasha.)

Inuyahsa: So pick up a bag of Inuyahsa brand dog food today!

DG: Now you take a bite.

Inuyahsa: You mean I have to eat this stuff?

(Director guy nods)

DG: Ramen!

(Inuyahsa puts a handful of dog food in his mouth and eats it.)

Inuyahsa: hey this stuff ain't half bad! (continues to eat the dog food)

The commercial brake ends and goes back to TRSLOTIYCCOT!