(Inuyahsa comes out onto the screen and looks back at him like he is unsure of what to do.)
Director Guy: You're on Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha nods.)
DG: Say the lines Inuyahsa.
Inuyahsa: I can't believe I'm doing this…
(Inuyahsa picks up a bag of what looks like dog food)
Inuyasha: Hi I'm Inuyahsa and I am here to tell you about a brand new product for your loveable dog…
DG: Please put more enthusiasm into it!
Inuyahsa: Tell me why I'm doing this again?
DG: Ramen.
(Inuyasha's eyes light up)
Inuyahsa: Yes that's right this is Inuyasha brand dog food. It has a rich meaty taste to pump your dong up and get him ready to defend you from any raging demon!
(Opens the bag and takes a handful)
Inuyahsa: just one cup a day will make your loveable pooch into something much more!
(Screen flashes a before and after picture: Before: a picture of a poodle After: Shows a picture of Inuyasha. Screen goes back to Inuyasha.)
Inuyahsa: So pick up a bag of Inuyahsa brand dog food today!
DG: Now you take a bite.
Inuyahsa: You mean I have to eat this stuff?
(Director guy nods)
DG: Ramen!
(Inuyahsa puts a handful of dog food in his mouth and eats it.)
Inuyahsa: hey this stuff ain't half bad! (continues to eat the dog food)
The commercial brake ends and goes back to TRSLOTIYCCOT!
