Author's Notes: Make sure you always read the notes at the end before leaving questions/suggestions, that's where I answer all of the ones from the last chapter. It's also where I let you know who's in the next chapter, and when!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

-Unconcious Sex-

Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters are 18 years or older.

Enjoy your citrus!


Hyuuga Hinata

Naruto sat on his gurney moodily, waiting for a nurse to show up. He'd only suffered minor scrapes and bruises but the stubborn proctor wasn't going to let him forward in the exam until he was patched up. Really, he was more than ready for his next match!

The blonde sighed impatiently for the nth time.

"Aaaaany minute now..."

He perked up when the door slid open and a familiar head peeked in.

That was some curious timing.

"H-H-Hello, Naruto-kun... I-I heard you were hurt, s-s-so I-I brought a healing ointment for you..." Hinata's shy voice barely permeated the room, her hand holding out a small jar of cream.

"Hinata-chan! Finally someone shows up, -ttebayo!" Naruto cheered excitedly. Hinata blushed and ducked her head.

"S-Sorry! I came as-as soon as I heard!" She stepped into the room, squeezing her eyes shut in embarrassment. Her entire form trembled as she stood in place, alone with the blonde. He grinned at her, snatching the offered jar out of her hand and pulling her into a big hug. Hinata's face burned red as she was swung around in a circle, her chest squishing against his.

"You're a life saver! Now I can get back out there." Naruto thanked her, setting her down. He slathered the sweet-smelling cream over his face and arms without an ounce of finesse before trying to give her the ointment back.

"Y-Y-Y-Y..." Hinata tried to calm down, turning away from the exuberant boy with a short breath. "You can keep it, Naruto-k-kun" She managed to stutter marginally less than usual.

"Hehe, thanks!" Naruto pocketed the cream and made for the door, pausing to give Hinata a kiss on the top of her head. "You're awesome, -ttebayo!" He dashed out of the room, almost crashing into an approaching nurse in his excitement to get back to the arena.

Hinata froze up, her whole body tensing as she fought with every fiber of her being not to faint.

'N-Naruto-kun... k-k-k-k-k-!' She shook her head violently, stuttering to herself as she buried her face in her hands. Another nurse peeked around the doorway, recoiling at the sight.

"Uhhh... I'll just come back... later."


Later, in the arena...

The second round of matches was almost over, the last fight currently playing out before the intermission.

"Oraaaaaa!" Naruto cried as he rocked some poor genin with an unnecessarily vicious haymaker, flinging their scrawny frame into the stone wall. All at once the crowd erupted with thunderous cheers, prompting him to throw his arms up in celebration.

"Winner by knockout, Uzumaki Naruto!" The proctor declared dramatically into his microphone while Naruto paced around the arena smugly, winking and blowing kisses to the crowd. He continued the fanservice even as a jounin came to forcibly escort him back to the stands.

"Damn narcissistic brat..."

He glared at the older ninja while he was tossed roughly into his seat. A childish pout marred his face for a moment before he glanced over at Sakura.

"Hinata-chan still waiting for a nurse?" He asked quietly. The pinkette was still quite moody after the lengthy chat she'd had with Karin nearly a month ago. She looked at her boyfriend with murderous eyes and he flinched, even though her anger wasn't necessarily directed at him.

"Probably. Go check. I'm busy." Sakura grit out shortly, the stone armrests of her seat fracturing as she flexed her fingers and scanned the crowd for the bubbly redhead.

"Great idea! Be back soon!" Naruto called out as he made his getaway.

'Karin-chan, wherever you are, my prayers go out to you!' He thought to himself.


In the infirmary...

Hinata was stuck in a daydream as she laid on her bed, her recent loss to her cousin Neji the furthest from her mind while her earlier moment with Naruto replayed in her head on a loop. His lips pressing into her hair and his warm hands grazing her shoulders... She was so entranced she didn't notice the door to her room sliding open.

"Hey, Hinata-chan! My second match just finished, and Sakura-chan's kinda scary right now so I came to hang out with you!" Naruto whispered conspiratorially as he checked down the hall both ways before closing the door.

The indigo-haired girl looked over at him with a tiny smile, thinking she must be fantasizing.

"You still haven't been treated, huh? Well I brought that ointment with me, -ttebayo!" He said energetically as he moved to lean down next to her and pulled the small jar out of his pocket. "You look kind of exhausted though... tch, Neji-teme. Want me to put the cream on for you?" He asked, his kind voice making Hinata tingle all the way down to her toes.

"Th-that would be great." She mumbled happily, wholly convinced this was some wonderful figment of her overactive imagination. Looking to make sure the door was fully shut, she leaned forward to pull her hospital gown up, revealing her big, pale thighs. Naruto couldn't see any damage on her legs, figuring she must have had internal bruising.

"He's a real bastard, -ttebayo. I'm sure you'll be able to kick his ass in no time if you train hard, Hina-chan!" He encouraged her as he scooped some of the slave onto his fingers. Hinata smiled bashfully, her hand hovering over her pelvis.

"Please... s-say it again..." She sighed, rubbing her hand against her crotch shamefully while her eyes fell closed. Naruto raised an eyebrow as he smeared the cold ointment onto her legs.

"Eh? Sure. I know you can beat him if you try. You're way cooler than he is, -ttebayo." He said sincerely, rubbing her thick thighs carefully. Hinata went stiff like a statue as she actually felt the ointment coat her skin.

'This is real!'

'. . .' Her mind blanked, refusing to believe she'd just embarrassed herself like this; Naruto though was his usual oblivious self, just gently massaging the rest of the cream into her flesh with his palms.

"You need this stuff anywhere else?" He asked as his hands absently rested on her thighs, gazing up to her face. "Oi, you okay?" His voice started to sound concerned, Hinata staring at him with wide eyes while her face grew redder by the second.

"Na-Na..." She jerked back, scooting up in her bed. Hot tears welled in her eyes as Naruto watched in bewilderment.

"Hinata-chan?" He prodded cautiously. The indigo-haired girl buried her head in her knees and brought her arms up to hide her face.

"I-I know I'm w-weird an-an-and gross! I'm s-s-s-sorry!" She cried out, her words muffled. Naruto winced as gut-wrenching sobs began quietly wracking her frame.

"Oi, you're not weird or gross, who told you that?" He asked crouching down so his head was next to hers. Hinata peeked at him from over her bicep, her misty eyes pulling on his heartstrings.

'He's going to h-hate me... I-I was about t-to... m-mast-... in front of him...!' She thought in despair.

"A-A really long t-time ago... you s-said I was d-dark and weird, a-a-and I know you like Sakura-san... b-b-but I-I'm nothing like her, h-her skin isn't pasty and her b-body's much smaller than mine..." She lamented, finally deciding to open up to him after all these years. She knew this would be the last time they were ever in the same room together now that Naruto was aware of how repulsive she was, so she might as well let it all out.

"I did, huh... well, being dark and weird isn't a bad thing, -ttebayo! You're perfect the way you are!" He said confidently. She didn't seem to buy it causing him to smirk. "Hey, I happen to like your body. Why do you think I've been hitting on you all this time?"

"I-I thought... that was j-just Naruto-kun b-being nice..." Hinata whispered, her pulse quickening. The blonde shook his head.

"It's because you're hot, and your personality is cute." He declared firmly. Her breath hitched in her throat and she swallowed thickly.

'Naruto-kun th-thinks... I'm...' She shook her head struggling to believe it. 'B-But he wouldn't lie! He really...'

Naruto smiled, seeing her tears had stopped.

"So, d'you need that healing stuff anywhere else?" He asked as Hinata leaned back in her bed. Her heart was thudding against her ribcage as she suddenly thought of something naughty.

'Does he really... w-would he really... can I really...' Even the the privacy of her own head she was too shy to finish those thoughts. She clenched her hands by her sides and screwed her eyes shut.

"I-I-I... m-my chest g-g-g-g-got hurt!" She lied quickly with pure adrenaline coursing through her veins.

"Really? Where?" Naruto inquired, already dipping a couple of fingers back into the salve. Hinata could hear her own heartbeat thundering in her ears as she dredged up the courage to lie again.

"M-M-My... e-everywhere!" Her body was rigid as the words left her mouth.

"Uh... okay. Er, you're gonna have to sit up so we can remove your hospital shirt thingy, -ttebayo." He mumbled, rubbing his temple with his wrist. Hinata did so robotically, using every ounce of her willpower to not chicken out of her own machination. Naruto saw her struggle and grabbed the fabric next to her waist and yanked the hem of her gown out from under her large butt.

He paused awkwardly.

"You sure about this? I can get you a nurse instead..." He offered. She just shook her head stiffly, utterly incapable of looking him in the eye at the moment. "Alright... hold your arms up."

He grabbed her sleeves and pulled the gown up and all the way off, leaving her in nothing but a pair of panties. Even though her eyes were firmly shut, Hinata could feel his eyes fixed on her giant breasts resting heavily on her chest, equally large areolas framing her soft, pink nipples. She'd always been cripplingly insecure about her boobs, seeing as Sakura's chest was nearly flat. Not to mention her chubby belly, which was also in contrast to the pinkette's toned abdomen.

"'Kay, now lay back." Naruto's mouth was a little dry as she did, her massive tits spilling out against her own ribs. After giving her a long moment in case she wanted to change her mind, he slathered some cream between his palms and reached out to spread it over her chest. He smeared it just under her collar bone, then traced a path down her sternum before rubbing it into the bottom of her ribs.

'Guess she's actually comfortable with this...' He thought to himself as he grabbed more of the ointment. Keeping a careful eye on her face, he grabbed her tits and worked the salve into the squishy flesh. Her pink nipples were already stiff, scraping his palms while he massaged her. Hinata finally opened her eyes to watch as her boobs were groped by Naruto's experienced hands and she couldn't contain the moan that left her lips. The blonde cleared his throat, feeling his dick stiffen in his trousers while his calloused hands continued their job. He picked up her left tit in both hands in order to coat the entire surface in the healing cream. Right away he couldn't help but play with it, the massive mammary easily bigger than his head. Hefting it up, he gently bounced it to and fro, enjoying the way it jiggled.

Hinata gasped and moaned as Naruto got completely sidetracked and began playing with her breasts. He squeezed and squished them, even batting them around to see the way they slid around her chest. As he was dragging his thumbs over her nipples, Hinata squeaked and came, pungent fluid soaking straight through her underwear and gushing out all over the sheets. Naruto looked down at her drenched panties in surprise.

"Ooops..." He didn't sound very sincere as his fingers continued to knead her melons. "Man, that was even more than Sakura-chan..." His idle comment caught Hinata's attention and she noticed the pervy smile on his face and bulge in his pants - he didn't even seem slightly offput like she would have thought. Was he in to her? Did he really think she was attractive? She had to know, and she had to let her feelings out. They'd been bottled up for too many years.

After swallowing her hesitation, she sat up straight and looked Naruto in the eye.

"I-I want to g-go all the way w-with Naruto-kun!" She yelled out of nowhere, squeezing her hands into fists. "I have a-always wanted to!"

Naruto stepped back in shock, her tits falling out of his hands. "Now where is this coming from, -ttebayo." He mumbled, admiring her sudden confidence.

"I l-love you... a-and want to be with you! E-Even if I have to compete with Sakura!" Hinata stated, speaking without reservation for the first time in a very long time. Naruto grinned from ear to ear, slamming his fist into his palm.

"Yosh! That's what I'm talking about dattebayo!" He pointed at her furiously, getting fired up. "Say what you want, and then go get it, Hinata-chan!" He encouraged her while he pumped his arm in the air. Hinata had a look of determined adoration on her face as she suddenly jumped him, her gigantic tits squishing between their bodies while she planted her mouth on his. She kissed him with a surprising amount of skill, taking his bottom lip between hers and swiping her tongue across it. Naruto was confused for a moment before grabbing her huge butt and kissing her back.

'Oh yeah, I basically just told her to do this...' The blonde realized as she smooched him passionately, pouring her soul into him. He pushed her back onto the bed perpendicularly and slid his hands over to her hips as his erection dug into her moist mound. She spread her legs for him while her hands desperately gripped his head, keeping his lips on hers.

"Koia... ca'd... breade..." Naruto babbled as Hinata sucked on his tongue and bucked her hips into him. He reached up and grabbed her wrists before pinning them into the bed. Finally able to pull back, he gasped for air, sloppy strings of drool connecting the lower half of his face to hers.

Hinata came partly back to her senses as she panted.

"S-Sorry..." Her giant chest grazed his jacket with every deep breath she took.

Naruto grinned down at her. "It's fine... hot, actually." He joked, still holding her down. "Hey, you sure you wanna do this, y'know, right now?" Even as he asked he couldn't help grinding his bulge against her mound.

"Yes!" Hinata shouted instantly, not ready for any of this to end.

"Alright." Naruto got off of her and began stripping while he summoned a clone to stand outside the door. The Hyuuga's girl's wide eyes watched intently as his staff came into view, poking out from beneath a patch of short, well-groomed pubes. She felt all of her confidence suddenly bleed away as he leaned over her and hooked his fingers under the hem of her panties. He pulled them down, the sopping wet fabric creating lines of grool as it was peeled away from her sticky pussy.

"W-W-Wait!" She panicked, hiding her face with her hands. Naruto flinched, worried that he'd overstepped. "I-If I... p-promise me, if I-I faint... y-you won't s-stop!" Hinata pleaded, back to her severely stuttering self. He blinked.

"What."

"P-Please!" She peeked at him through her fingers to see him shrug noncommittally.

"I promise." He said lamely, not sure how he felt about that. "Anyway, I should ask... are you, uh, a virgin?" Hinata nodded shyly. "Alright. You ever masturbate?" He asked next, already climbing over her.

She froze at that question. The precise number of times she had fucked herself silly with her orange dildo while fantasizing about him was a secret she'd be taking to the grave, no matter how much she opened up. Nonetheless, she nodded, a shameful red hue filling her cheeks. Naruto grinned lecherously at that.

"Damn, never woulda guessed!" He teased as he settled himself between her soft, massive thighs. He grabbed her hands, intertwining their fingers as he pushed the head of his dick past her folds and pressed it against her tight hole. "You ready?" He asked, making sure he wasn't moving too fast for her. Hinata's consciousness was hanging by a thread and she barely managed a shaky nod, cuing Naruto to start sinking his cock into her virgin twat. He leaned down to kiss her as his member filled her up all the way, then sat still for a moment with his nuts resting comfortably against the bottom of her ass.

'Naruto-kun is... he's inside... his d-d-d-d-' Her eyes rolled into her head and she went slack. Naruto's eye twitched as her hands fell out of his.

"O-Oi! Where'd that fiery spirit go! You can't just pass out right away, -ttebayo!" He yelled, shaking her shoulders. She was entirely unresponsive, her breasts sliding around as he tried to wake her up. He was about to pull out when he froze.

"Fuck, I promised... why did I promise?!" Naruto hung his head melodramatically. He'd never broken a single promise in his life. Ever. And he'd made some absolutely absurd promises before. Cursing himself for being so proud of that fact, he steeled himself.

With a sigh he gripped Hinata's wide hips, his fingers sinking into her soft flesh.

"Th-This is so weird..." He lamented, starting to swing his hips. Her limp body jiggled as he pumped in and out of her, her muscles completely relaxed in sleep. Everything except her pussy, apparently, its slippery walls gripping his thrusting cock tightly. He felt guilty as a grunt of pleasure escaped his throat while he picked up the pace.

"Shit..." He was pounding her snatch in earnest now, a rhythmic clapping emanating through the small room as he shamefully buried his face in her squishy bosom. The sweet scent of her salve-covered skin flooded his nose and clouded his mind in an unfamiliar haze. Gripping her asscheeks tightly, he stuck his tongue out to lather up one of her bouncing tits, the floral taste of the ointment coating his entire mouth.

"Why does this taste so good..." Naruto wondered groggily as he sucked on her titty, his tongue lapping at every inch of cream-covered skin it could. His eyes lidded slightly as he continued fucking the unconcious girl, feeling his orgasm begin to mount already. His hips started bucking irregularly while he sunk further into a fog.

With a moan Hinata started coming to, her entire body flexing instinctively in response. The perpetually shy girl was unfortunately used to abruptly fainting in front of company and waking up almost as fast. However, waking up to her dripping cunt being relentlessly hammered was (thankfully) a new one.

'It wasn't a d-dream!' She thought happily, tilting her head back in pleasure as Naruto stuffed her again and again. The way he eagerly slurped and kissed her bouncing breasts sent electricity racing straight to her extremities... her head suddenly snapped forward in realization.

"W-Wait, Naruto-kun! Y-You're not supposed t-to ingest that!" She yelled in concern, looking down at her spit-covered, jiggling boobs. They'd been licked absolutely clean!

He didn't seem to hear her, focused entirely on stirring up her insides. His eyes even seemed a bit dull while he continued to dutifully plug her pussy.

'W-Wait... that m-must have been-' Her thoughts were cut off by her own gasp as Naruto started slamming his entire length into her. She chewed on her lip, enjoying the sensation of his cock beginning to spray her insides with cum. Her hands moved of their own volition to forcefully grip his toned ass and hold him in while he shot a massive load of spunk into her tunnel.

'Where it belongs...' Some small, perverted side of her thought possessively. She shook her head shamefully even as her thick legs coiled around him, entombing his dick within her thirsty pussy. A mewl of bliss reverberated from her throat as he continued to fire a relentless stream of semen into her until the hot, gooey substance completely flooded her womb.

'A mother... N-Naruto-kun's going to make me a mother!' That excited part of her spoke up again. Hinata's eyes rolled and she came abruptly at the indecent thought, her spewing nectar surging around Naruto's dick and drenching the bedsheets. She switched her grip from his butt to his back and her breath hitched as it allowed him to immediately start moving his hips again.

Whatever reservations she might've had rapidly dissipated amidst her repressed desires as she splayed her legs, encouraging him to ravage her creamy cunt. The intoxicated blonde eagerly obliged, baser instincts compelling him to breed her until he had nothing left. Her whole frame jiggled in time with his thrusts while his cock spread her open over and over, a mess of their combined cum spilling from her greedy snatch and drenching her asscheeks, the sheets, even dripping down onto the tile floor.

Hinata's head hung backwards off the bed as she was quite literally fucked silly - tongue lolling, spit drooling, eyes crossing.

Without so much as a knock the door slid open to reveal a disgruntled Neji with flowers in hand. He recoiled in shock as he was greeted to the sight of Hinata's euphoric, upside-down face, her wobbling breasts being sucked and licked while her widely spread thighs gave Naruto ample room to aggressively pound her gushing twat.

Flowers forgotten on the floor, Neji slammed the door shut with a horribly red face as he swiftly walked away. This was his reward for trying to make amends? He'd even had to wrestle with one of Naruto's idiot dopplegangers just to get to the door!

The uptight Hyuuga experienced a full body shiver, unsuccessfully trying to purge the awful image from his mind as he sped away from the scene of the crime.

Hinata didn't even noticed her cousin's intrusion; drooling down onto her own forhead, her long hair pooling on the floor - she could hardly do anything other than enjoy herself while Naruto held her down and went to town. Her hands possessively threaded through Naruto's sweaty hair, clutching his head to her bosom while he shot another dozen ropes of spunk straight into her over-stuffed womb. As soon as it tapered off, he started once again mindlessly thrusting even as a deluge of their fluids formed a wide puddle underneath his feet.

He only rocked his hips a few times though before suddenly slumping down.

"Ugh... 'de hell..." Naruto grumbled around the hard nipple in his mouth. He pushed himself up on shaky arms and gazed down at a disheveled Hinata. Her whole chest was beet red from stimulation, tits slathered in rapidly-drying saliva. Lowering his eyes further he saw his member still halfway buried inside her messy, engorged pussy and a stupid amount of jizz and grool coating the surrounding bedding.

"Damn, the hell happened?" He asked as he stumbled backward, almost slipping. Hinata's flushed visage appeared over the horizon of her chest as she struggled to raise her head up, the expression on her face some cross between shame, guilt, and lust. She took a minute to catch her breath, huffing and panting while an idle river of spunk flowed out between her legs.

"Y-You... I..." She struggled up onto her elbows with a moan of effort. "I-I think that o-ointment was an a-aphrodisiac..." She mumbled guiltily.

"Oi! Are you saying you drugged me?!" Naruto questioned angrily, pointing a righteous finger at her.

"No! I really thought it was the h-healing salve!" Hinata yelled desperately as she sat all the way up. She couldn't bear Naruto thinking she'd ever do something like that. The blonde crossed his arms dubiously.

"Well why'd you have something like that in the first place, -ttebayo?" He watched her face intently for any trace of a lie.

"I-I... it was s-supposed to be for... m-m-me!" She answered, covering her face in embarrassment. "I thought m-maybe if I took it, I would have m-more confidence t-to approach you..." Naruto scratched his cheek and smiled tenderly. The thought was oddly touching.

"Er, I think if you tried that you probably would've just jumped the nearest guy you saw, -ttebayo. That stuff is no joke..." Naruto quipped, trying to lighten the mood. Hinata cringed, the thought of being with anyone other than him actually filling her with repulsion.

"Don't say things like that..." She mumbled, feeling grossed out. Naruto briefly marveled at her lack of a stutter before his eyes inevitably drooped to her still-leaking snatch. And then the the absolutely soaked-through bedding, before landing on the puddle of their cum resting on the tile under the bed frame.

"Uhm... we made a pretty huge mess." Naruto pointed out, rubbing the back of his head. Hinata looked down between her legs and immediately reddened at the obscene sight. She quickly scooted backward off of the mattress, consumed with even more embarrassment as her swollen pussy left a trail of spunk on the bed.

"Kuso... we're gonna have to clean this up, fast..." He groaned dramatically. "Okay, you stay here and do what you can... I'll go find us a mop."

With that, he quickly hobbled out the door, awkwardly trying to yank his pants up as he went, leaving a nude Hinata alone in the infirmary room with both hands clasped over her heart.

'N-Naruto-kun... h-he accepted my f-feelings! I can't believe we a-actually...'

The euphoric girl swayed slightly in place, smiling bright enough to light up the whole room.


Omake #4:

Naruto plopped down onto the sodden floor with a smug smirk.

"Take a look at this!"

He tossed a large, heavy book at the woman sitting across from him. She caught it easily and cracked it open to flick through its contents.

"A tome? It is blank."

"Well, I didn't exactly have the time to memorize the whole damn thing, -ttebayo!" The blonde leaned forward and flipped the pages for her until some text and diagrams appeared.

"Hehe, look, look! I found this in the library and studied it so I could show you in here!"

There were a few dozen pages filled with detailed descriptions of the human nervous system, complete with... questionable looking illustrations.

"This imagery is confusing." The Kyuubi pointed out.

"It's not like I can perfectly remember what the pictures looked like, -ttebayo! I was hoping you could get by with just the words..."

A tiny smile graced her lips, hidden by the giant book in her lap.

"I am privy to all that you see. This undertaking was wholly unnecessary."

Naruto gave her a squinted stare.

"What a waste of eight hours..." He hung his head dejectedly.

"Not so. I read as you read, and have already constructed for myself this 'nervous system'."

"Really?"

She unfolded her legs, showing off her pussy.

It was much redder than last time, and even from such a distance he could see her clit poking out of its hood.

He reached out to cup her lips, one of his fingers sinking through her folds and into her, making her release a loud moan.

The Kyuubi discarded the encyclopedia and laid onto her back, red, slitted eyes affixed to her host.

"Couple with me, ningen."

A different kind of smirk slid onto the blonde's face as he tugged his trousers down, knowing he was probably in for a marathon.

Well, the floor in his head certainly wasn't getting drier any time soon.


Author's Notes: Once again, Tenten will appear but not for some time! Next up is Temari, and that will be up next Saturday (the 26th).

Stand by for more lemonade . . .