The Pointless Saga

By It's Opposite Day

Disclaimer: I don't like to eat cooked fish. I mean, uh…right. I don't own Yu-gi-oh!. I only own … hey… where's everything gone?

Chapter One: Ugly lips and Yami Tea

This first chapter is a little fluffy, and there's a bit of yaoi thrown in in the beginning, but just a little tiny bit, and it all changes near the middle and end. R&R!

Yugi walked down the hallways of Domino High. His afternoons were usually boring, but today, his heart was filled with hope. He wanted to tell Tea (A/N: Tea, Anzu, it's all the same.) about his feelings for her.

CRASH!

"Hello, Yugi. AHH! I DROPPED MY LIPSTICK!" Yami Yugi cried. (A/N: Yugi and Yami are two separate beings in my story.)

"I'm sorry, Yami…" Yugi said, his huge purple eyes gleaming.

"NOO! But my lipstick… My lipstick…" Yami was frantic in some way.

"Okay then, I'll be going, I have something to do." Yugi started to rush off, but. . .

"Actually, Yugi…there's something I wanted to tell you." Yami was smug.

"What?"

"I've been with you all these years, and-"

Yugi's eyes widened in…fear? Surprise? Knowing? Acid reflux pain?

"I want you to know that… I love you, Yugi…" Yami leaned in, his lips pursed in a very ugly fashion, showing his buckteeth. He paused, expecting Yugi to respond and kiss back.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! YAMI IS GAY! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHH!" Yugi ran shrieking through the hallways, running as fast as his two-foot frame could.

And to think I let him stay in my body for so long…imagine what he could've done to me while I was unconscious…Yugi thought to himself. He shivered, and then stopped to catch his breath. A familiar voice awakened him from his thoughts.

"Yugi? What's the matter?"

The midget froze. It was …. … TEA! Yugi began sheepishly, "Ah, you see, I was walking through the hallways when… when…" Yugi broke off. He thought it might be unfair to tell Tea about Yami's homosexuality. Maybe Tea had a crush on him or something. She liked him. And Yugi was nice, so he didn't want to ruin that… liking relationship.

"It's okay, Yugi. You don't have to tell me."

Yugi breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, Yami Tea (something I made up) took over Tea's body, and roared at Yugi, "Tell me, you asshole! Tell me or I will grind your bones for my supper! AND SOMETHING ELSE TOO!" As she yelled, flecks of spit flew out of her mouth and onto Yugi's face.

The flecks didn't smell good.

Yugi didn't know that there even was a Yami Tea, so he ran away.

Tea chased after him, and eventually caught him, because she's more than twice his height. She picked him up by the collar, and demanded, "WHAT HAPPENED! Tell MEEEEE!"

Mr. Midget (Yugi) was scared. Horrified. Really scared. Totally terrified.

Suddenly, a voice boomed over the loudspeaker, "I WILL COME TO YOUR RESCUE, YAMI! I MEAN, YUGI!" Yami Tea, who had now turned back into normal Tea, gasped. Yugi gasped too. Just for the heck of it, they both gasped in unison. It was…

Alright, I'll leave off here. This is my first story, so please please PLEASE don't flame! Constructive criticism accepted! R&R! PLEASE!