By It's Opposite Day
Disclaimer- I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! But I do own my Pug, Link…Link growls fiercely
Ok. Maybe he owns me.
This chapter is dedicated to KillSasuSaku, who introduced me to Justice Partner Kaibaman. Holds up applause sign Applaud. NOW. I command you. I own you. looks at disclaimer Ok.
Chapter two: Justice Beam and "Nooooooo…"
I hope you readers get a kick out of reading this chapter. I got a kick out of writing it! R&R!
What Happened Last Chapter: Suddenly, a voice boomed over the loudspeaker, "I WILL COME TO YOUR RESCUE, YAMI! I MEAN, YUGI!" Yami Tea, who had now turned back into normal Tea, gasped. Yugi gasped too. Just for the heck of it, they both gasped in unison. It was…
Justice Partner Kaibaman!
The superhero that can't leap tall buildings, or save the day! But what he can do is use his superior power, the Justice Beam! (Actually, he doesn't use it, he summons forth his mighty Pile Of Dung, and the Dung beams forth the Gaseous Beam of Death! Kaibaman just changed the name to Justice Beam. )
Anyway, Justice Partner Kaibaman flew to Yugi's rescue, screaming at a 1000-decibel level, "YUU-GII-OHH!" and the Yu-gi-oh theme song began to play. Suddenly, it stopped. But Justice Partner Kaibaman still didn't stop screaming, "Daaa…DAAA…DAAA…DAA…DA...DAAA…DA…. DAAAA….DAAAA…DAAA…DAAAA…DAAAAAA…" (A/N: There are actually 12 'da's during the Yugioh theme song at the beginning of the cartoon.)
Yugi hollered at Kaibaman, "Stop it already!" Kaibaman didn't stop. He pulled out a giant rollup screen and hung it on one of Domino High's classroom's flags. It started to show the Yu-Gi-Oh cast characters' eyes shining in the invisible light.
"I SAID, STOP IT ALREADY!" Yugi screamed. Kaibaman finally stopped.
"Yes, Yugi Motou. I have come to save you from this evil monster, Tea Gardner!" Kaibaman announced proudly.
"Now…COME FORTH, o mighty Pile of Dung, and obliterate Tea!" Justice Partner Kaibaman started to chant strange runes.
"Bringmeacheeseburgerwithsomefriesandwouldyoupleasesupersizeittoo, andacoke…"
Meanwhile, Yugi was just beginning to get the jist of what Justice Partner Kaibaman had
said about obliterating Tea, and Tea, being a girl, and therefore being 50000 times smarter than Yugi, had started to run away.
"Oh no you don't!" Kaibaman roared, and stopped chanting his runes. The Pile of Dung suddenly appeared next to Kaibaman, and began charging up its Gaseous Beam Of Death, aka Justice Beam!
By the time the Pile of Dung had finished charging up its Justice Beam, Tea was already more than a hundred feet away. Yugi was shielding her with his dwarven frame. Tea flung him off as she was possessed once more by Yami Tea, and cried, "TELL! ME! NOW! OR I SHALL-"
But she didn't get to finish her threat, for…
Suddenly, the magnificent Pile of Dung released its Gaseous Beam of Death! In the pungent gas it produced, it wasn't clear whom it hit, but as the smoke began to clear, Justice Partner Kaiba and Yugi both screamed in unison, "Noooooooooooooo…"
Again, a cliffhanger! R&R! You'll find out whom the beam hit if you people review enough. I know it's short, but I hope it's good! Hint: the person the beam hit was not Yugi or Justice Partner Kaibaman.
