Bonus Track – Ob-la-di Ob-la-da
(To the Beatles tune of the same name)

-Hogan-
Klink's the Kommandant of our small prison camp
Burkhalter commands him from Berlin
Burkhalter screams at him till his face is damp
And in his chair Klink sits there cowering again

-All-
Ob-la-di ob-la-da Russian Front yeah
Send him to the Russian Front
Ob-la-di ob-la-da Russian Front yeah
Send him to the Russian Front

-Hogan-
Klink he takes his staff car out to Paris France
Has it stolen quicker than a wink
Tries to get it back from the Gestapo man
But his plan backfires as he's thrown into the klink

-All-
Ob-la-di ob-la-da Russian Front yeah
Send him to the Russian Front
Ob-la-di ob-la-da Russian Front yeah
Send him to the Russian Front

-Hogan-
And it doesn't take long to get sent
so far from home
With the freezing cold wind blowing in his face
Enough to make old Klink moan

Hochstetter is screaming that some heads will roll
Klink just sits there shaking like a leaf
Opens up his mouth and says a stupid thing
And in the morning he's on a train heading east.

-All-
Ob-la-di ob-la-da Russian Front yeah
Send him to the Russian Front
Ob-la-di ob-la-da Russian Front yeah
Send him to the Russian Front

-Hogan-
And if you want some fun
-All-
Head to the Russian Front.