Author's Note: Inspiration for this tune came from Nancy (nom-de-plume) when she posted a Beatles parody Demolition Man (to the tune of Nowhere Man). Since The Police had recorded a song by the same name, I looked into it - and found that very little had to be changed to turn it into a tune that our beloved Sgt. Andrew Carter could have written about himself. (Exaggerating slightly, wouldn't you think?)
Bonus Track - Demolition Man
(To the tune of Demolition Man, The Police)
-Carter-
Wiring the tracks and the train's just coming
Strapped to the rail with the timer running
Colonel says this was a brilliant plan
I don't mess around, I'm the demolition man
Tied to a chair leg, the bomb is ticking
This situation was not of his picking
Colonel says this was a brilliant plan
I don't mess around, I'm the demolition man
I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
I kill all the Nazi's as I blow the conference room
I'm a blacksnake whip
I'm the sort of thing they ban
I'm a walking disaster
I'm a demolition man
They hunt for me like a moth hunts the flame
I mimic Hitler -they don't know my game
And the flames I just love to fan
'Cos I'm no Nazi's friend
I'm a demolition man
I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
I kill all the Nazi's as I blow the conference room
I'm a blacksnake whip
I'm the sort of thing they ban
I'm a walking disaster
I'm a demolition man
