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Dracula sat in his living room on Coruscant, thinking about the best way to defeat the forces of good. An attack on the Imperial Palace or the Jedi Temple would be nice. All it would require were fifty vampires to overwhelm the guards at the Imperial Palace and destroy the heads of state—but the jedi would be harder, and therefore Dracula decided to assemble his forces and attack the Imperial palace.

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"Welcome, Andrew Brown," said Borsk Feylya, leader of the New Republic. "Please follow me to the Demonstration room."

Batman followed the Bothan to the room, where he found superheroes such as Spiderman and Elektra waiting for him. With him were several jedi masters. The entire crowd rose when Batman entered.

"Andrew," said Anakin (spiderman), we need your help.

"I know," said Batman. "And I'm giving it to you. I will now explain how to destroy vampires."

Batman reached into a pocket for a box of bullets made of silver, platinum, gold, and a special, VERY expensive rock from Endor called Rock. "The composition of these bullets is the only known substance that can cause harm to vampires. You can vaporize a vamp with a laser cannon, only to have his particles reform out of the air. You can cut his head off, only to have it grow back. But if you shoot him with one of these…he's dead."

"Batman," said Luke Skywalker. "We happen to know that fifty vampires will be attacking the Imperial Palace tomorrow. Can you equip us with weaponry like yours so we can fight them?"

"For a fee of…twenty million credits, yes."

"Why so much?"

"Number one, I'll probably die, and number two, the bullets cost a lot."

"We'll pay you."

"Allright. Just have a lot of jedi here when the vamps come."

Batman pulled a comlink out of his belt. "Robin, bring me all the weapons in number two warehouse. Don't ask any questions, just bring them by tonight." He put the comlink away and turned to Luke. "Alright, summon your jedi and lets get ready for the big day tomorrow."

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Dracula left his apartment to hunt down one of his enemies. His vampires had not come yet, so he was looking for something to do.

"KILL HIM!" somebody yelled. Twenty men pulled out blaster rifles. A fury of red blaster bolts erupted the alley in which Dracula was in. A few hit him but did him no harm. Then one man pulled out a gun loaded with vampire-killing bullets. "DIE, DRACULA!" he fired.

But Dracula had moved. To him, the bullet was slow enough to dodge, if he moved fast. Evading the man's line of sight was easy.

Dracula pulled a small blaster out of his cloak…

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Dracula arrived back at his apartment. Fifty vampires awaited him.

"My lord, we are ready to attack," they said in unison.

"Not yet. Go and find a few victims for now. We will attack tomorrow."