Ok guys ch. 2 is finally up, sorry it took so long.
(also I wanna clarify, I am well knowledged about the show, but my medical knowledge is not so great, so things I write about may not make sense medically, but bear with me here)
Fade in to House and Wilson walking down the hallway talking. The talking ceases but then Wilson breaks the silence.
Wilson: So, did you happen to catch Leno last night?
House: umm… no, are you stupid? Only morons watch Leno.
Wilson: (chuckles) sorry, what intelligent program were you watching?
House: That movie was on yesterday "Kung Pow"
Wilson: Real smart.
House: well its better then watching some guy who's chin completely… (cell phone plays Mexican Hat Dance)
House: (answering phone) House
Wilson: Since when do you have a cell phone?
House: Everyone's got cell phones man, get with the times.
Cuddy (over phone): House, your team's got a new referenced patient, Russell Tobin.
Cut to Russell sleeping in his hospital bed. Chase and Cameron are standing over him.
Chase: He just fell off the stage?
Cameron: That's what they said. Someone also reported that he was clutching his side as it was happening.
Chase: Could it be Appendicitis?
Cameron: That's what I thought at first, but he had his appendix removed 6 years ago.
Chase: I wanna take a blood sample, guys like this usually are tied up in drugs, that could answer everything.
Cut to the whole team in their meeting room
Forman: Ok, so what are the symptoms so far?
Chase: Searing side pain, shortness of breath, increased heart rate, and constant vomiting. I'm sure we'll see more as time goes on.
Cameron: What did the blood test show?
Chase: He tested positive for Marijuana and Psilocybin, however they both seem unrelated to the problems he's having.
House: So, what do you suppose it is?
Chase: I think it could be psychological, he believes he's sick, and the problems are all caused by what's going on in his head.
House: Then, what do you recommend we do? Give him sugar pills, and watch him magically get better?
Forman: It's all we've got right now, the sugar pills can't make his condition worse, so we have nowhere to go but up.
House: Fine, start him on placebos and we'll see what happens.
Chase: So, you agree with me then?
House: No, I'm just humoring you.
