Title: Cohort Of The Realm

Author: Wicked R

Disclaimers: the universe and characters are the property of the WB. I'm using them for fun only.

Rating: G.

Genre: Parody/Glimpse

Summary/Set: alternate ending for "Charrmageddon," season 7. Only point here was to wind up Phoebe, cause she's such a "nice" character.

Pairing: Paige/K, Piper/L.

The sisters reached the conclusion that they needed Zankou and turned towards him. "So what's the plan?" Phoebe asked.

Zankou stepped up to them, "the plan ... is for you to write up a little spell and meet one of the leaders of the avatars."

"What good will that do? We can talk to them any time anyway."

"No, you can't. Some avatars had posed as if they were the leaders, but they just wanted to actively play god. The other avatars can't be bothered with trivial matters of the world, that's why they let this happen. But the inner collective mind of the avatars is not compromised. Once they find out what happened, they could turn back everything the way it was, no problem."

"But Leo doesn't know about any inner circle of the collective mind," Piper argued.

"He's not evolved enough for that yet. Believe me or don't. What do you have to loose?"

"Okay, well, how do we make that spell? We need to know one characteristic of the person at least before we can direct it towards somebody."

"One of the superior avatars was my friend once. That should be enough…"

All four held hands and chanted, "in this night and this hour
we call upon the ancient power.
Take us to Zankou's chum
Take us to the avatar."

The sisters looked around in murkiness to see a big blue globe glimmer from a distance. Earth. Phoebe looked around on the dusty surface of the moon, knowing that if she could do that, they must have been protected from the atmosphere somehow. But before she could confer with her sisters, Zankou had already started in some direction waving them to follow.

As they bounced up and down in an attempt to walk, Phoebe better than the others due to her levitating techniques, they could see a figure lying on his stomach. He growled, "Zankou! Is there no peace from you?"

"We need your help."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Cole stood up, looking utterly bored, "they all do. Prayers, appeals, and more pleas."

"Haven't you looked down onto the Earth recently? Look around. What do you see?"

"I see some women behind you? Wonder if you told them they were gonna come up see me."

"He didn't," Piper stepped forward, being the least taken aback by the whole thing, "so you're still an avatar."

"Once an avatar, always an avatar. Well, apart from that potion."

"We were told you could restate the order of things?"

"What order?" Cole closed his eyes for a second, "oh, that. Sure, done."

"You wanna tell us everything is back to how it was before the avatars made their big move," Paige tilted her head.

"Yes. And they won't do it again. Now that the collective mind is aware of what has happened."

"And Kyle is alive?"

"Who's Kyle? Eh, never mind, if he's been killed after the black out, he is ok. You're dismissed."

Phoebe was just about to ask what immense powers does he possess and how was it he didn't show any interest in Earth when the sisters found themselves back in the house, greeted by Leo telling them they were successful in bringing back all antagonism and evil into the world…

The End.