Psychotherapy- Let the healing begin

Okay, well the YYH gang goes the a clinic to get at least some of their issues worked out. Okay the couples are Keiko/Yusuke, Yukina/Kurama, Kuwabara/no one, and Hiei/Botan. So next is Hiei Jaganshi!

"Speech"

Thoughts

Jagan Eye Thoughts

Hiei's Analysis

Hiei woke up in the same blue room Keiko was in earlier, he was strapped down to a long red chair thing and next to him was a big red chair, facing the wall. Hiei took a moment to look around then got angry as he tried to break the straps.

"That will not work, Mr. Jaganshi." Said a deep voice as a man with a blue jacket on, with a nametag that had Dr. Sesshoumaru, also called Fluffy, on it. Hiei looked mad that a human told him off.

"Why not?" Hiei growled into the poor man's face, though Dr. Sesshoumaru didn't look fazed at all. He simply pushed a button and shocked Hiei with a 'small' electrical prick. Hiei was quiet and waited.

"The old lady, Genkai, made it. Now, she also said you and your friends have some, problems to work out. So now it's your turn. Sit back and relax, or else." Dr. Sesshoumaru said with a stern face. Hiei's eyes and face were red with anger, but he did as he was told, that shock had hurt him.

"Fine, baka human. What is it your going to do." Hiei was mad, he was plotting to get everyone who crossed his path, that doctor would be number two, after Kuwabara. His Jagan eye had some goods ideas too, Kill him, make him pay, we could make it look like an accident. Hiei thought about it, then shook the thought, Koenma would send him to Rekai Jail.

"I'm not a damn human, I'm a demon, but I have to pay for my lands now, and I needed the money. So do not call This Sesshoumaru a human. Okay, well, I'm going to do a mind analysis on you, so just lay back and let me do my job, fire demon." Dr. Sesshoumaru could already tell Hiei would be hard to control. He took out a coin and tied it to a string, then he moved it back and forth.

"Watch the pretty coin, you will do as you are told, nothing less, nothing more." Hiei shrugged it off, but did what he said no the less. To their amazement Hiei's eyes dropped and he began mumbling things. The doctor took out his notepad/notebook and got ready to write.

"Now Hiei, tell me, who are your friends?" Hiei was nodding his head, because he was asleep and then said his answer, well more of a question then an answer.

"My best friend, or all of them?" Hiei sounded like a small kid, or a chibi. The doctor wrote down his change in voice and then said to the now basically drugged Hiei,

"Your best friend first, then the others."

"Kurama, detective, baka onna, detective's onna, Yukina, baka's sister, old hag," The doctor wrote this down, then asked another question, to the still asleep Hiei.

"Now, who is on your hit list?" Dr. Sesshoumaru was confused as to why Genkai would ask something like that.

"In order, Kuwabaka, you, old hag, Eikichi, Puu, Koenma, Koenma's blue ogre, Juri, Koto, Touya, Jin..."Hiei listed random demons and then stopped at number 66. Dr. Sesshoumaru's color drained, then he wrote down the names than asked Hiei another question.

"You have more then me, no fair. Now, what is your real name?" Genkai thought Hiei had a less evil name, or maybe more evil, anyway she thought Hiei was not his real name.

"I. Etta Hamburger." Dr. Fluffy tried to hold in a laugh, his normally stoic face was now red from holding in laughter. This was the first time in his life Sesshoumaru wanted to laugh.

"Who do you wish to be your mate?" Dr. Sesshoumaru was curious, Dr. Kiykou said Keiko said Hiei and Botan liked each other, so he would have to see.

"Baka Onna, Botan. She is pretty, and smart, and cute, and caring, and care free, and wonderful, and strong." Hiei continues to ramble on and on until Dr. Sesshoumaru said he had only one more question to Hiei, then they would move on.

"Okay, Hiei, now, what would you do if Kurama and Yukina dated?" Hiei made a small smile on his lips, then he said in a sweet voice,

"It would make me very happy, she's like a little sister to me, and he's much better than that stupid Kuwabaka." Hiei said, Dr. Sesshoumaru wrote it down, then well, slapped Hiei to wake him up.

"You don't have to many problems, yet. Now Hiei, I'll hook you up to a lie detector and you have to answer my questions. If you lie you get shocked." Hiei just nodded.

"Now, why do you want to kill Kuwabara?" Hiei took a deep breath, ready to list reasons.

"He's stupid, annoying, likes my sister like figure, is an oaf, does the most idiotic things, has stupid hair, calls me shorty, calls me shrimp, has no coordination, was made a fool of because a guy took his pet CAT..." Hiei was about to continue, but the doctor stopped him.

"Okay, now, pretend you have um... 5 kids, who's the mom?" Dr. Sesshoumaru was a little on the nosy side, in case you didn't know.

"Botan Jaganshi." Then Hiei looked shocked, then covered his mouth, then looked like he would kill Dr. Sesshoumaru. who thought of something else to ask him.

"Now, how would you torment, Koenma?" Yet again he wanted to know why Genkai wrote this stuff, he sighed to himself and waited for Hiei to answer, he looked to him and saw he had an evil smirk on his face.

"Okay, fist I would slowly peel the skin of a already dead human, then chop off the arms and legs one at a time, then use the blood and fill up a bathtub, then take the blood and use it to paint evil words on the walls of Koenma's bedroom and work office. Then I would make it so the words would glow at night. Then I would-" Hiei was cut off by Dr. Sesshoumaru yelling for the men who took Keiko to take him away.

"Oh god! Hiei you have the worst problems I have ever seen!" Then after the doors were closed, Dr. Sesshoumaru removed a mask to show Koenma. He took a look at were Hiei was, he told the men to take him to Yusuke's house, along with Keiko. Koenma put the mask back one and pushed the button call in number 3.

"Mrs. Sango, please send in Botan." Then as Koenma was walking out, another person came in. She or he wasn't Botan or Dr. Kiykou, but they had on another jacket, but the color was unknown. Then Botan was dragged in, she was drugged because she talked to much. She was laid on the chair thing and the doctor was waiting for her to wake up.

Okay, so how was that, thank you my reviewers, okay, so anyway, hope I fix all the problems. I'll only fix about two chapters a day though.