Psychotherapy- Let the healing begin

Okay, well the YYH gang goes the a clinic to get at least some of their issues worked out. Okay the couples are Keiko/Yusuke, Yukina/Kurama, Kuwabara/no one, and Hiei/Botan. Last up, Kuwabara, if he can find the place.

"Speech"

Thoughts

Kuwabara The Unintelligent, Duh

Kuwabara came into the blue room, four hours late. He was lost for a good while, because he got high, because he got high, because he got high. Not really, he just forgot to wake-up. He saw a very friendly looking doctor at a big red chair, so he sat down on the long red chair.

"Okay, well first off I'm a brain doctor, Genkai told me to help you with your problems. My name is Dr. Bam." The nice female doctor said.

"Now, what is your name?" Boy, was she in for a long talk from the oaf.

"I am Kuzuma Kuwabara, Warrior Of Love! I can also see the great Red Pinky Strings Of Love!" Then out of nowhere he took out The Pink Headband Of Love. The doctor just sweat dropped.

"Okay, well than, now you're going to talk to my little helper Mrs. Hat." Then Dr. Bam took out a little puppet with a long hat that covered the face. Then she put it on her hand, and got ready to make that little voice.

"Hi, Kuzuma, I'm Mrs. Hat. Now, what happens when you go home from school?" Asked, the puppet. Then Kuwabara got teary eyed, and took a breath to start,

"First, Shizuru-neechan, goes and tells me I'm stupid and hits me. It's not fair, she got the better spirit awareness. I'm suppose to be better!" Then he counted his fingers for no reason, causing Dr. Bam, to twitch.

"Okay, well now, anything else?" The Dr. said.

"I am a scared of my big sister, she has big knives. And she used to cut, I have no clue what it means, but that's what she called it. Then Hiei no baka, is trying to my dear Yukina-Chan away from me!" Then Kuwabara started crying. Then Hiei cut open the door to talk to Kuwabaka.

"Yukina is the fox's mate! Your so stupid!" With that Hiei jumped through the door, and Kuwabara cried harder.

"No-o-o! Yukina, my dear Yukina. WHY!" Then Kuwabara took the puppet and held it to himself, for a long time.

"Okay, now please tell me, who are your friends?" Dr. Bam asked, getting Mrs. Hat back, talking for it.

"I don't know." Was Kuwabara's reply, and I hate typing his name, it's so long, sorry, I'm not making sense.

"Please, Kuwa-kun, tell me who are your friends?" Dr. Bam, who was always clam, was getting annoyed, surly he was not that stupid.

"I don't know." He said again, that was getting on Dr. Bam's nerves, she was getting really mad, and there was no telling what she would do.

"If you care about Mrs. Hat at all, you will tell me WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS?" She yelled this time, getting mad, she had a thinning patience with the stupid.

"I don't know." He said again, he was bored. Then it happened, Dr. Bam snapped and it was not pretty.

"That is IT! I have tried, but Kami-sama, it can not be done! You have no brain, no nothing! I can't believe your friends put up with this! I pity them greatly! Hey, tell me, what is it like being so brainless, you don't have a care in the world?" Then Dr. Bam, started laughing like an insane person. She called the intercom person,

"Hey, ha ha, Lassie Gir! Bring in the MIW! Ha, ha, ha," Then she got out a comb and mirror and started saying while combing her hair, "I'm a pretty girl, I'm a pretty girl, I'm a pretty girl." Then she giggled madly and Kuwabara just left, slowly at first, then when he got outside, he ran, hearing Dr. Bam laughing, and some men take her away in a cozy little jacket.

"If she was cold, she could have said something. But whatever, he nice men gave her a cozy white jacket." Then Kuwabara ran off to Yusuke's house, to meet up with the others.

Okay a Haiku for Yukina/Kurama, trying to make one for Yusuke/Keiko. MIW, stands for Men In White. And this fic is for to my reviewers, and my best friend, Nakiya. And, um… if you watch Inuyasha, I have a little parody for you, after the Haiku. And sorry for shortness.

The ice and plant pair

Are Yukina and Youko

Who are cute demons

Okay, now if you have seen Inuyasha, and heard Jimmy Fallon's Idiot Boyfriend, then at the end when he says,

Let me hear you say uh, uh!
Let me hear you say uh, uh, uh!
Let me hear you say uh, uh!
Let me hear you say Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh oh yeah!
Let me hear you say Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh oh yeah!

Well, if Inuyasha sung it, and Kagome heard him, I think this is what the ending would be, if I was in charge at least,

Now you'll hear me say sit, sit!
Now you'll hear me sit, sit, sit!
Now you'll hear me sit, sit!
Now you'll hear me Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari oh yeah!
Now you'll hear me Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari oh yeah!