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FIRST YEAR SISTERS
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Chapie 3: Letters of Annoyance
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The next day at number 4 privet Drive seemed like a normal day, for the Dursley's and Potters. But how vary wrong they were, and an owl out side their door with three letters in his claws, was going tom make sure they never... Ever forgot it.
The mail fell threw a slit in the Dursleys door. Four letters came: one from Aunt Marge and three for the Potters. As the coffee was poured, the bacon sizzled, and the pancakes were flipped, Uncle Vernon turned to Harry.
"Go get the mail boy," Harry nodded and ran in to the hall way. He picked up the mail and looked at each one. One was for the Dursleys, one was for.... Ryoko? One for Asako? And one for... Him? Harry shook his head and looked again. Yes! For the first time there was mail for him and his sisters!
Harry took his time getting back to the kitchen. And the whole way he stared at the letter mailed to him:
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Mr. Harry Potter
Cupboard under the stares
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Then he glanced at Asako's:
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Mrs. Asako Potter
Cupboard under the stares
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Then Ryoko's:
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Mrs. Ryoko Potter
Cupboard under the stares
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Who ever wrote these letters knew exactly were they slept. But... How?
Harry pushed open the kitchen door and gave Uncle Vernon the post card from Aunt Marge. The whole time staring at his letter. His sisters saw this and looked at him oddly.
He gave them each their own letters and proceeded to open his. But, before Harry could rip through the blood red seal that was holding it down, Dudley grabbed his, Asako's, and Ryoko's letters at once (talented isn't he?).
Dudley jumped in the air and spun around to his dad.
"Look! Look! They've got letters!"
"Give them back!" Ryoko yelled.
"There ours!" Uncle Vernon chuckled.
"Who would write to you lot?" He asked and turned the letters over to revile all three Potters names. He looked at Aunt Petunia, who was reading over his shoulder, to Dudley, who was staring at the letters.
"Out!" He yelled, pointing to the door.
"OUT!" Ryoko stepped up.
"Not with out our letters!" Uncle Vernon grabbed her arm and threw her out of the kitchen. The other Potters following. Then Dudley, who was protesting loudly.
When Uncle Vernon closed the door they all fought over the right to the crack in the door. The end result was Ryoko at the key hole, Asako below her, Harry and Dudley were at the space under the door.
They could hear Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia talking in the kitchen.
"How did they find us?" Uncle Vernon started.
"I don't know... Do you think there tracking them? Oh my God! Do you think there tracking them?" Aunt Petunia's voice was practically in hysterics. Harry saw her pacing back and forth, while Uncle Vernon just stood there.
"Petunia! Calm down! We have talked about this millions of times!"
"Do we respond? Do we tell them to go away?"
"No.... We don't respond. I think that's the best option. Yes, eventually they'll just give up!" His voice was so sure Asako almost expected him to shout "eureka!"
"Are you sure? Vernon-"
"Petunia... Their brains don't work the way ours do... They'll just give up."
There was silence and Ryoko had the impression Aunt Petunia was nodding.
It went on like this for about a week.. Owls... Letters... Starring... (I mean, come on! Can you honestly tell me there can be a story with out starring? Honestly! Starring is what makes the story great!)
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"Fine day Sunday." Started Uncle Vernon. Taking a cookie from the plate that Asako placed in front of him.
"In my opinion the best day of the weak! Why is that Dudley?" Dudley shrugged so Harry piped up.
"Because there's no post on Sundays?"
"Right you are Harry!" He took a bite of the cookie.
"No post on Sundays." He chuckled and took another bite. As he was chewing they all heard a rumble coming from the fireplace, that was right by them. But he seemed to not notions.
"Not a single blasted-"Suddenly, something came flying our of the fireplace and hit him in the face. Apon further inspection it turned out to be a letter (dun, dun, duuuuuun!)! Also it seemed to be addressed to Asako!
Every one turned to the fireplace when the rumbling got louder. Uncle Vernon put his arms around his head, Dudley jumped into Aunt Petunia's arms and the Potters hugged them selves.
All of a sudden hundreds of letters came flying out in all different directions. Harry, Asako, and Ryoko each made a grab for one. And by some supernatural power (ME!) they each grabbed there own.
But that didn't do them any good because it just so happened that Uncle Vernon decided to come in at that moment and took the letters, then pushed the Potters in to the cupboard.
He turned to his family, sweaty and hair messed up.
"That's it! We're going away! FAR AWAY!" Aunt Petunia and Dudley were clinging to each other , while looking at Uncle Vernon with scared eyes.
"Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?" Dudley asked his mother. Aunt Petunia just starred.
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