Title: The Switch
Author: Wicked R
Disclaimers: the universe and characters are the property of the WB. I'm using them for fun only.
Rating: R
Genre: Romance/Parody
Summary/Set: baby Wyatt thinks switching Phoebe's powers with Cole's would be just as beneficial as the Piper-Leo swap was. End of ep. "Witches In Tights".
Pairing: Cole/Phoebe, Leo/Piper.
"Try and stop me," the spiteful land lord teased Cole and walked towards the elevator.
The guy pissed Cole off. The prime example of human greatness, that's what he was. Yet, Edward was human, and on those grounds he had the upper hand on the demon. That struck deep into his pride. Without much conscious thought, anger had already formed a fire ball in his hand and before he could give it any logical consideration, he killed Edward with it, making him disappear, just one second before the elevator opened and Phoebe walked in with her older sister.
"Is he here?" His ex wife demanded.
"Who?" Cole muttered terrified, only just realising the repercussions of his actions.
"Miller. Edward Miller, you said he was coming."
"Oh, yeah, um, I took care of it," he winced, not being able to think up a good excuse in his foreboding.
"What do you mean?" She started backing away, "what does that mean?"
"He was gonna expose you. What was I supposed to do? It just sorta happened. You have no idea how hard it is not to use my powers every day when it comes so natural to me. If I think about it, I know it's wrong, and I wouldn't do it, but sometimes it is action before thought…"
"Yeah, well, you have no clue what the difference is between good and evil, do you? You don't know how we fight it every day?"
"Oh, no, no, no," Piper interrupted, "that just sounds like something you shouldn't say in front of…" The two orbing lights hit Phoebe and Cole and knocked them to the floor, "oh, I told you!"
"Don't tell me I have Cole's powers," Phoebe stood up, moving close to Piper, "bad, bad baby, uh!"
Cole levitated up the air horizontally, the way he was lying on the floor, "uhm, how do you get down?"
Piper started laughing, "so this is how it looks from the outside!"
"This is so not funny!" Phoebe fumed, "this is really the wrong moment! Your baby doesn't know right from wrong!"
"Phoebe, watch it!" Cole yelled at her, getting himself upright, but still in the air.
"Aahhh! What is this?" Phoebe was referring to the huge energy ball that had formed in her hand.
"Perhaps you're a bit angry," Cole hovered towards her, "you have got to calm down! Going hysterical is not going to help you learn how to use my powers."
"I don't wanna use them! I've got evil powers and you want me to calm down?"
"Wouldn't be the first time…"
"Wouldn't be your fault the first time either!" She wanted to start towards him, but instead, her fire ball did.
Cole half jumped, half levitated out the way and the fire ball hit the sofa, instantly vanquishing it, the blast hopping Cole back onto the floor.
"Honey!" Piper shouted, holding Phoebe's hands down the same way they used to hold her hand down when she realised she had her blowing up powers. She turned to Cole, "don't think it's helping you telling her what to do, as it was you who she was angry at first. We'll deal with it, unfortunately I have a little bit of experience with blowing things up."
"What about me?" Cole started levitating upwards again.
"I'm sure you'll figure it out," Piper took her sister by the hand, pushing the ground floor elevator button.
tbc
