Yes, I did get the title from the simple plan song. I don't like it(no offence simple plan fans/freaks), but I thought it was a good title.
Nosey's thoughts have a > in front of the paragraph. Other characters actions are told normally. Speech is always "blahblahblah"
I know I didn't get Nosey's personallity right. It's a bit hard since I didn't create him

Disclaimer- as usual, I don't own Lilo and Stich or other related characters

CHAPTER ONE

>A drop of water. A flash of light. I blink. I have my first memory in a long time.

>AHHH! It feels so good to stretch, breath, speak. And I have this urge to... gossip!

>Stealing clothes off the beach wasn't THAT hard. I could've done without the water gun squirt, though. Thankfully, there's many clusters of trees. A place to hide and a place to dress. I love my privacy and ignore others.

>These clothes fit pretty well.Now to go out into and find something to gossip about!

>Hmmmm. A movie sounds like a good place to start, since I hardly know anything about this planet.

>Money! I have to pay to see a movie?! I'm an alien experiment! Where's an experiment supposed to get money?!

>Pig-pocketing wasn't that hard.

>OOOOO! $20!
"Yes, I'll take a child's ticket for $5.99 and a tub of popcorn for $2.99

--In the theater--

>MMMMM! Buttery!

>OOOOOOO! this movie's pretty good!

>-snicker- There's a young couple(boyfriend, girlfriend. Not marriage) In front of me KISSING. Kissing equals gossip!

>-snicker-giggle- I can't hold it in much longer!

>"Hey, everybody! Look who's KISS-ING!

>You should have seen your faces Mr. & Mrs. Kisser -laugh-

--later--

>Oooooh! That was a good movie. -burp- A bit too much popcorn, though.

--walks out of theater--

>A girl and a blue...thing. Perfect targets!

>"Hey! -spoils ending-(sorry, I can't remember exactly what 199 said). A small pang of guilt. "Well, enjoy the show."

"Hey, he ruined the movie!" complained Lilo. Stitch growled and tackled 199.

>"Hey! Hey! Take it easy Blue. I'm alien experiment, not some chew toy"

"We know, we're going to find the one true place you belong," Lilo announced proudly.

>I can practically smell the gossip wafting from the tote!

>"What do you have in that bag of yours?" The source! "OOOOH! A diary!" This girl was small but she was loaded!

Stitch growled again, snatched the diary from 199, and carefully handed it back to Lilo; who breathed a sigh of relief.
"C'mon Stitch. Let's go back to the house and find out what your cousin does,"said Lilo "Ih," agreed Stitch.

>Well, whatever my one true place thing is, I hope it's something like a club of gossips. I'm beginning to love this island

Chapter 2 coming soon. I mean it. Sorry about it being short. I'm working on that.