Sorry it took so long. I promise the last chapter will be longer.

Chapter 2

Later at Lilo's house

"Let's see," pondered Lilo as she flipped through Jumba's computerized experiment files,"Exp. 199-digs up...dirt"

"Not to be taken literally,"explained Jumba.

199-Humph! I don't need to listen to old fatty drone on about what I already know about myself. There's something more important in this room I can feel it! My gossip senses are tingling!

199-He, He, He. Time for 199's revenge on 626.
"Look what I found"

"Hey! My catalogue of local vampires!"exclaimed Lilo,"I've been looking for that everywhere"

199-Wait for it. Wait for it. That's my que. "Found it under 626's pillow"

Lilo glared at Stitch. Stitch returned the glare with a guilty, pleading smile. When he saw it was unsuccessful, he turned, crossed his arms, and glared at 199. Seeing that, 199 put on a smug grin

199-OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE 626. TAKE THAT! Mission accomplished.

"You see,"chuckled Jumba,"199 is very nosey"

"Nosey, huh?"asked Lilo,"Then I'll name him 'Nosey"

199-'Nosey'! Surely see can come up with a better name than that! -HUMPH- Insulting my nose. That would be like me calling you 'Stupid'...Still, I suppose 'Nosey's better than '199'. I'll have to find another name later.

"LILO!" Nani called up to her troublemaking sister."Make sure your ready! Mr. Jaymason will be here soon!" (Okay, so I skipped their etiquette training. Remember, it's Nosey's POV)

Later

Lilo walked out of Jumba's room wearing a clean, bright, red dress with a Hawaiian flower adorned on her head. Jumba crawled out behind her with a bright pink, frilly shirt and tannish(I think they were tan)jeans. They walked downstairs to get Plikley's approval. Stitch however went a bit over the board(see the epi to find out how)

199-Brunch party, huh? I believe I heard and read some 'dirt' about people with the last name 'Jaymeson'. This will be the perfect chance to wreak havoc in a more,...well..different way. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Don't count on me updating really soon. Please R&R.