A/N: Misao-CG strikes back! Hope you like this fic… Yes, the other dog is back, but not as a main character. Bad grammar alert and characters OOC. Inu-Yasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and other companies (Lucky bastards!… the companies I mean).

See chapter one for new author's notes.

Oneshot 3:

"KYAAAAAA!"

Inuyasha landed on Kagome's roof and glared down at the dog, who was barking his lungs out at him. He checked on his robe, only to found a pretty wind hole on one of his sleeves. He growled and glared intensely at the dog: the missing piece of his sleeve was at the dog's feet.

"YEAH, YEAH! KEEP BARKING, You son of a…"

"WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, Grrrrr!"

"As if THAT is going to stop me!"

The dog jumped as Inuyasha turned on his heels to tap Kagome's window. When he found that the window was open, he simply jumped inside, leaving behind him the angered barks of Rock, the dog. He closed the window and inhaled the room's scents.

Someone, besides him, was inside the room… and that someone wasn't Kagome.

Inuyasha stared at Kagome's bed, only to discover Sota's body practically under it, whispering nonsense to something he couldn't saw or smell. The hanyou grabbed the boy by his foot and lifted him up.

"What are you doing on your Aneue's bedroom alone?"

"Inuyasha-Niichan! Help me, please!" Begged Sota, clapping his hands together, loosing a flashlight in the process.

"Help you? What happened?"

"I lost it and I can't find her!"

The hanyou arched a brow.

"Nani?"

"It ran away from her cage, and if Okaa or neechan found her first, it will be her end!"

"Who?"

"Help Me Inuyasha! You're my only hope."

Inuyasha dumped Sota on the bed, crossed his arms and stared at the pleading kid trying to figure out what the hell was he talking about. He grunted and asked.

"Where is your lazy Aneue? She's late again and I just got this fresh new!"

"She's…"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"… Oh my!"

Two feminine yells echoed in the house, getting everybody's attention. Inuyasha, responding almost by reflect to the scream, ran to the door, just like Sota.

They both stumbled together as they tried to get out of the room first and almost ran through the door..

Inuyasha crashed against Kagome's grandpa right after he stood. They fell.

Sota passed them as they stood and ran down stairs, full speed, but was yanked by Inuyasha, who growled something similar to 'It could be dangerous'.

Kagome's grandpa started to 'ran' down the stairs (as fast as he could do it).

The dog's angered barks could be heard all over the place, heading to the kitchen and threatening the hanyou for some forsaken reason.

Inuyasha unsheathed Tetsusaiga, ready to dice anything dangerous in a blink of an eye, but a tiny bundle crashed against him before he could do it. The bundle hugged him in a deathly grip. Screaming. He would had stumble, but another bundle hugged him immediately, also screaming, and prevented his fall. His ears would hurt later.

He recognized the first bundle as Kagome, and the second as her mother. They kept yelling, and crying and squeezing him as they hugged him, not caring abut his air supply.

His ears flattened against his skull, buzzing and hurting, as he tried desperately to catch some air.

"KILL IT! PLEASE, IT'S HUGE!"

"AND DISGUSTING!"

"UGLY!"

"IT'S THERE!"

"I WANT THAT OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"

Sota ran to the kitchen. Mrs. Higurashi let go of Inuyasha and tackled her son. Mother and son started a curious fight. Kagome hugged Inuyasha more tightly, begging him to kill something.

"KILL IT, KILL IT, PLEASE!"

"ENOUGH!" Grandpa Higurashi ordered out loud and closed his eyes.

General silence. Grandpa Higurashi tapped the floor a couple of time with his cane and gained a noble posture suddenly. For such an old man, his voice was quite threaten and that was so… out of character: the guy was a tender grandpa, not a grouchy man.

"First, Kagome, sweetie, let Inuyasha breath." Asked the Grandpa, back to his normal self. At his order, Kagome look up at Inuyasha and noticed that he was blue in the face, trying to breath like a fish.

"Oops. Sorry."

":gasping for air: Damn Girl! You almost hanged me!"

"Second: What is the reason for this scandal?"

"ITS HUGE!"

"AND DISGUSTING!"

BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK... outside the house, Sota's dog, was barking furiously.

"UGLY!"

"IT'S THERE!"

"I WANT THAT OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"

Grandpa Higurashi and Inuyasha stared at mother and daughter quizzically. Sota, on the other hand hurried inside the kitchen, as soon as his mother loosened her grasp on him. Sighing, the hanyou sheathed his blade and followed the kid, but Sota was back within the minute, holding something between his hands. Both women jumped behind Inuyasha when the smiling and relieved kid turned on his heels, revealing a spider big as his hand, a tarantula, moving his eight legs lazily. Grandpa Higurashi and Inuyasha sweat dropped.

"Okaa… can I keep her? I just bought her, it's cool, and I named her… "

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Later that day.

The hanyou sat cross-legged outside the kitchen, wearing two cottons in his ears. The dog was beside him, in the same fashion, looking bored and hurt.

":whining: wuf, wuf, wuf!"

"Mine too :whine:."

FIN,

By

Misao-CG.

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