Konnichiwa!! If you haven't already figured it out I am FluffyKakashi!!!(tada) Well just incase anyone is wondering I got my name by taking Sesshomaru's unofficial nickname and Kakashi's name of course. Sure I like other animes but you'll have to figure them out by going to my profile page-thing (once I make one). Oh and I'm sorry if it seems like I'm bashing anyone, I was just trying to make people laugh.
Sasuke: enough of your stupid babbling.
FK: riiiiiiiiite well then on to my really random story!!
Disclaimer: I don't own any anime technically…but I do buy them. Owning them would be my dream…^.~ Some of the things in here are my sister's ideas so I must give her credit. Everything in these: "" is what she thought of.
Hazimaru!!
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It rained then it didn't.
It rained then it didn't.
Naruto: The sun has a nose. The man is on the moon. Sasuke is an anti-social. Whaddaya think?
Sasuke: Hmmmmmmm… it was GREAT!
Tony the Tiger: There Great!
Naruto: Cereal monkey! Leave me!
Sasuke: Dude wrong there.
Naruto: No man there's only one their and it's spelled like this: P-O-T-A-T-O.
Sasuke: "Me-ow."
Kakashi: I'm-a gonna skip-a to-a Iruka's house!*skips away giggling like a school girl*
Sakura: "It's raining big old wheels of cheese!!!"
Sasuke: "Me-ow."
"All of the sudden, some random dude walks by. A horn sounds from far away!
RD: *turns around*
Milk Truck: *runs over the dude knocking him over like a piece of cardboard* MOO!!"
Kakashi: "Nugget!"
Sasuke: How'd you come back?
Kakashi: "Well laddie, it all started when I was a wee bit tall…"
Sasuke listens while looking like a child sitting in front of their grandma while listening
to a 'Happily Ever After' story. Naruto's… he's ummm…DUDE what the heck are you doing?! Oh, he's just doing the Irish Jig!
Sephiroth: "Were you just jigging on my floor?"
Sakura: *comes to Sephy, pokes him with a twig (A.N. yea a twig not a stick) only to be burnt by his Sin Harvest* ouch
Neji: Dude only I am able to have the beautiful, silky, long hair; it is fate.
Lee: *Runs over to the :ahem: now burnt Sakura and stares *Woohoo* starts dancing around her screaming about life is better now.*
Sephiroth: *looks at Neji* No way woman, my hair is way better!
Neji: Oh yea!
Sephiroth: Yea! *Burns Neji's hair till he's bald* (A.N. hmmm could you imagine that?)
Neji: *runs away crying*
Naruto: *stopped jigging* Hey dude with the awesome fiery power, what do you want?
Sephiroth: I have come to take you all to the promise land!
Kakashi: What's so promising about it?
Sephiroth: Because every morning there shall be toast and orange juice raining upon your pathetic heads; like this. *Shows them a tray of "burnt toast and O.J.* Who wants to come?
Choji, Ino, Gaara, Temari, TenTen, Kankuro: Me!!
Sephiroth: Oh goody! Then we shall be off! *transports everyone away like in Star Trek*
Sasuke: N…Naruto?
Naruto: Hmm?
Sasuke: Do you think his fiery power is more awesomer than mine?
Naruto: … of course not!^_^ I … I love you Sasuke…
Sasuke: O.o *hits Naruto* You're one messed up dude.
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Moments later…
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Gai: *runs up and punches Lee in the face*
Lee: *after falling* Gai-sensai, why?
Gai: You are in the SPRINGTIME of your YOUTH! Do not waste it over some pathetic being such as her. *points to Sakura*
Lee: But Gai-sensai, I was having a party…
Gai: Tut Tut. Now 10,000,000 laps!
Lee: O.o
Gai: GO!
Lee: Roger! *runs away into their imaginary sunset*
Kakashi: *looks up* Hey is that Superman?! I always wanted to meet him!!^o^
Sasuke: Dude where? *looks up*
Naruto: *doesn't know what's going on but looks up anyway*
Hinata: *floating around in circles above their heads, pushing her fingers together in nervousness*
Hinata's Fingers: Squeaky, Squeaky…
Kakashi and Sasuke: *runs around in circles covering their ears* Stop the infernal squeaking!!
Shino: *walks by* A squeak of squeaky squeakyness that squeaks so squeakingly squeaking…squeak.
Naruto: *points to Shino* Hey he said squeak! *starts laughing insanely*
Sasuke: *looks over at Naruto*…*walks over to him* …*…starts laughing insanely with him*
Shikamaru: * sits on the ground and pulls out a book*
Kiba: Shika-chika! What'cha readin'? *looks at the book* OH MY GOD!
Yes the said book is (dun dun dun) Icha Icha Paradise!
Kiba: Scoot over lemme see! * pulls book to where he can see the pages*
Kakashi: *standing behind them* Hey…
Kiba and Shika: *jump up* Y…Yes?
Kakashi: Why are you looking at blank pages?
Yep the book was actually a blank-paged, orange-covered, book.
Konahomaru: *painted red* I shall blow up the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Naruto: Dude you know you can't…
BOOMAnd so Naruto was cut off, Sakura was burnt, Lee and Gai were running, Hinata was floating, and everyone else was doing stuff and it was the apocalypse because of a little brat with a fuse up his crack.
~Fin~
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FK: Well whaddaya think? Good? Bad? Funny in any way humanly and E.T.-ly possible? Please review I could use them. I need to trade them in for money. Or I could find another use. Flamers will be…umm I dunno what I'm gonna do with them but I'll do somethin' wit'em; believe me…I will.
