Hi again! Its-a me, FluffyKakashi!! I bet you already knew that so I'm just wasting my time, huh. Well I just need to inform you peoples that my sister has made an entrance in this chapter. You will find it somewhere in here but her pen name is Leggo Ma Eggo. She hasn't submitted anything yet but when she does I order you to read it!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm joking…

Neji: What will it take to make you go away? ~.~

FK: Can I have 5 dollars? ?.?

Neji: Ah whatever. *gets 5 dollars out of pocket and hands it to Fluffy*

FK: *takes offered money* Wow! $.$ Ok…on with the story!! *checks the bill to make sure its real*

Disclaimer: You already know!! Ya don't have to rub it in!

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Unknown Person: AFLACK!

Sasuke: ?? Wha?

UP: AFLACK!

Sasuke: *is in a dark forest and the voice he hears echoing through the woods* Wh…Who's there?

UP: AFLACK!

Sasuke: *Oh, and he's alone* What do you want from me? *starts walking away* I'm not scared ya know.

UP: AFLACK!

Sasuke: *moves faster* I…I'm not scared.

UP: AFLACK!

Sasuke: *runs* Stay AWAY From Me!

            The word aflack echoes while he runs and it seems to be getting louder until……………….BAM! Sasuke ran into something. (A.N. more like someone)

Sasuke: *falls back* Ow, I ran into something. *looks up to see…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………NARUTO in what a, what looks like, a duck suit.

Sasuke: O.o  WTF?

Naruto: *grins like guu (A.N. if you've seen Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu then you know what I mean. If you haven't, well lets just say it looks kinda freaky and stupid. Almost like they are drunk)*

Sasuke: Naruto? What are you…

Naruto: AFLACK.

Sasuke: *blinks…screams and runs into a tree*

Sasuke: *sits up in his bed, hair a mess and sticking out everywhere, and his eyes shift from side to side* ….Man…. I need to lay off the BigMacs.

Naruto: *in Sasuke's ear* SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: ACK! *falls off bed holding ear*

Naruto: * jumps off bed and runs away yelling* NAGA NOOCH! *over and over again*

Asuma: *appears in front of Naruto* I'M COO COO FOR COCOPUFFS!!

Naruto: O.O Wow! Really?! So am I!!

Sasuke: *skips out of his room in Hello Kitty pajamas singing the Meow Mix song* Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow….

Neji: *has his hair back (A.N. just so you know)* Mmmmmmmmmmmm *slurp* Mmmmmm

Sasuke: *skips over* Whatcha doin'?

Neji: Eating pudding skin through a bendy straw!

Sasuke: Coooooooooooooool!! Can I have some?

Neji: *hugs his pudding and glares at the Uchiha* My bubbles!

Sasuke: O.o;

Shino: *walks by*

Naruto: *walks over to Sasuke, stands next to him and looks over at Shino* HEY SHINO!!!!!

Shino: *slowly turns to look at them* BAM!!

            A giant explosion happens all around Shino. Smoke is all around him.

Shino: * jumps out of smoke and is dressed like Snoop Dogg* Yo my homies; my shizzle fo' dizzle ma nizzle!

Anko: *appears next to Shino* F-I-F-T-Y  C-E-N-T  and  S-N-doubleO-P…

Naruto: *screams* YOU!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *stops and stares at the frantic looking blond*

Naruto: YOU!!!! *points at Sasuke*  have Hello Kitty pajamas! ^.^

Sasuke: O.o;; Me-ow? 

Kakashi: *appears* FRRRREEZE! (A.N. roll your tongue when saying that word)

Sasuke: O.o;;; Me…ow?

Kakashi: *gasps* AWWWWWWWW!! *pets Sasuke's head*  Nice kitty meow meow! ^_^

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FK: Whoa! This is gettin' a lil' freaky…let's see how most of the girls are doing…

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Sakura: Ahhh *sigh* this is great!

Ino: Yea, no worrying about missions or Sasuke-kun.

Hinata: *Fingers-squeaky squeaky*

Kurenai: *looks at magazine* OOOO!! I like that one…What do you think Choji?

Choji: *preppy girlish voice*  Well, I think that's cute; but this one is definitely more…you.

Kurenai: You think so?

Choji: *getting a facial* Totally! Hinata dear, could you stop that racket?

Hinata: Ah…gomen nasai…

Choji: Oh, it's ok hun! ^.^

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FK: ………….. ok……..we didn't need to see that…..*takes pictures* *snickers*  Oh, I can feel the power. Take them Eggo, oooo, feeeeeel the power.

Leggo Ma Eggo: * takes pictures from FK* Oh yea; I'm feelin' it. *Moves fingers around pictures*

Iruka: Hey! How bout getting back to US!!??

FK&Eggo: Ok Ok. Sheesh.

FK: Did you know Iruka-sensei was so pushy?

Eggo: Nah.

Iruka: AHEM!

FK: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite.

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Kakashi, Sasuke & the rest of the people in that area (A.N. wherever) are having an "intelligent" conversation.

Gaara: Your mama…

Nobody really listens.

Gaara: Your mama…

They look at him.

Gaara: ……your mama's llama…..

Shino: BAM!!!! *now looks like Emeril*  Let's kick it up a notch! Everyone, Doc Gibbs and the Emeril Live band!

Sakura: *runs by with curlers in her hair* It's the Cheese…THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Sephiroth: *floating in the air* Burn! Burn! BURN!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! * throws fireballs at people's hair*

Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Car: *driving through the air towards Sephiroth*

Driver: Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a!

Sephiroth: NOOOOOOO!! The curs-ed hotdog is after me! I knew I was being followed. *flies away*

OMHDC(OscarMayerHotDogCar): Meep! Meeeeep!

Naruto: *stares stupidly* * gets a dorky grin on his face* Get on the Magic School Bus! Mee-Meep! *gasps* Sasuke! Is your amazingly gravity-defying hair ok?

Sasuke: Yea, but they weren't so lucky…*points to his left*

Neji: *on Sasuke's right* AHHHHHHHHHH!! Mommy!! He did it again!! *runs away screaming about baldness and hideousness*

Sakura: *is also bald*

FK: *snickers*

Sakura: Wow…I'm feeling such a pleasant breeze…I wonder why…

Eggo: Oh My God…*bursts out laughing and rolling on ground turning interesting shades of pink*

Hinata: Who are you two?

FK: Who? *looks around* Us?

Eggo: Wow…she spoke!!

Iruka: What are you doing here?

Sasuke: Yeah!

Naruto: Hey…can I poke you?

Sasuke: Yeah!

FK&Eggo: *exchange glances* NO!

FK: We. Are. No. body. *whispers to Eggo* Let's go. NOW!

Sasuke: Yeah!

Eggo: Sasuke…

Sasuke: Yeah?

Eggo: Shut up.

Sasuke: Yeah! Ok! *gallops away* Hi-ho silver! Away!

Naruto: Sasuke-kun!!! Wait for me! *runs after him*

FK: Hey Eggo, let's go blackmail Choji!

Eggo: ok! ^_^

FK: Who wants to help?

*Cricket Cricket*

Eggo: o…k looks like we're on our own Fluffy!

FK: Riteo then! See ya peoples!

Kakashi: Cherrio ol' chappettes!

Asuma: *walking on knees to look short*  Hi-ho Hi-ho, it's off to work we go! *whistles*

Kakashi: MIDGET!!!!! *runs over and squeezes Asuma*

Asuma: *in little voice*  If you don't get off me you psychopathic freak of nature, I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!!

Kakashi: *releases the "midget"* Wait… why aren't I dead already? Didn't that little cherry bomb blow up the world? Or at least Konoha…

Asuma: *dusts off and takes out a cigarette* *still in little voice*  Honestly…… I dun care…

Kakashi: SILENCE!!! I must con…conte…. What's that word?

Asuma: Contemplate?

Kakashi: YES!!! Yosh!! Now!! Shut up!! Let me think!!

Asuma: It's not that…

Kakashi: Shhhhh!!

Asuma: But it's not…

Kakashi: Be quiet!!

Asuma: But…

Kakashi: Na-uh!!

Asuma: *whispers* Hey, Kakashi…

Kakashi: WHAT?!

Asuma: bottom.

Kakashi: *falls over laughing*

Shino: *comes near everyone*

Everyone: * looks at Shino to see that he has a large amount of explosives* NOOOOOOOOO SHINO!! DON'T!!!!

Shino: *grins creepily* ………..BAM!!!!!

            Well would ya look at that…another attempt to blow up the world. I wonder what Gai and Lee have been doing this whole time…

Gai: Keep going Lee-kun!!!!

Lee: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!

            I see………they were still running…….well *hopefully* the world has been destroyed………CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!!!

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FK: whaddya think now?? Yea well its not the end of the world after all…I just had tooooooooo many stupid ideas to end it. Hopefully I can come up with a 3rd chappy; but only if my fans want me to….ahem….fans?? (I need more fans of my story…whatdoihaftado? 5 words slurred together… do I hafta make a narutoxsasuke fic just to get reviews?? If I hafta then I shall try if not then I might not…you never know…you can't trust the quiet ones…you never know what they might do…(dun dun dun) anyways I guess I'm wasting your precious time with all this useless babbling so my point is please R&R!!!