FK: NEW CHAPTER!! WOOT!! Nothing stupid to put here, sorry. I typed two other stories today so I ran out. Look at the bottom though, there's something there. I would never let you guys down! ......on purpose.
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It's the End of the World As We Know It Chp.3
Kakashi: It lives!!!! IT LIVES!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Asuma: #looks at Kakashi who is in the kitchen in a white lab coat.# What lives? #walks into kitchen#
Kakashi: #starts to turn around# My…..potato……CHIPS!!! #fully turns around and is now wearing an apron that reads: "I made it, now praise me" in pastel colors.#
Asuma: -.-;;
Kakashi: #pops one into his mouth# MMMmmmmm…. Nice and zesty….#crunch# with a slight twist. #turns to find Sasuke clad in Hello Kitty merchandise, reaching for a chip#
Sasuke: ……….just……..a little…….further………
Kakashi: #while laughing insanely takes a spatula and smacks wildly at Sasuke's intruding hand.#
Neji: #runs by giving every living thing a hug# HUG ME!!! #spots Asuma# #gasp# A MIDGET FOR ME TO HUG!!!! #runs towards him#
Kakashi: #heroically jumps in front of Asuma# THAT'S MY MIDGET FOR TO BE HUGGIN'!!!
Naruto: #struts by singing# You can tell by the way that I walk that I'm a ladies man.
Sasuke: #walks by (still in Hello Kitty stuff)#
Naruto: mmm mmm good Campbell's chicken noodle #gets a stupid grin on his face#
Asuma: I'm nobody's midget to hug.
Ibiki: #runs behind Asuma and hugs him#
Asuma: #in deep evil voice# GET OFF!!!
Orochimaru: #points to Ibiki# A BALD MAN! #shakes his fist like Lee# For too long the bald have roamed this earth.
Choji: #in wrestler's outfit# FEEL MY POWER FOR I AM FAT BOY SLIM!!
Ibiki: Fat Boy?
Choji: I'M NOT FAT!! I'M BIG BONED!!
Ibiki: But you just said…
Choji: CHUNKY-DUNK!! #jumps into the air and lands on Ibiki, Asuma, and Kakashi in a big puff of dust#
Ibiki: MY SPLEEN!!!!!!!
Kakashi: O.O
Asuma: .
Ino: CHOJI!! Kurenai needs help picking out a hat for her new dress!
Choji: #gets up speaking in preppy girlish voice# Really, girl I told her the yellow one would do wonderfully. #skips away with Ino#
Naruto: Hey bush-head, I'm taking your cat for a walk. #has a leash on Sasuke (collar on his neck)#
Kakashi: #gets teary-eyed# NO NOT MY MEOW-MEOW!!! #gasp# ok! .
Shino: #comes by with three large bugs: one on each shoulder, the other on his head#
Gai: #has come back from running and is now hopping around singing "I'm a little teapot" while posing every few seconds#
Kiba: Oi Shino. What's with the bugs?
Shino: #points to one# This one is named #makes weird noises# and this is #makes more weird sounds# and this one is #makes no sound at all#
Kiba: …..uh huh and what are you planning to do with those?
Shino: #grins# they shall take over the world of course.
Kiba: oh #like it's as natural as farting#
Shino: #unleashes millions of bugs#
Sephiroth: NO! THEY SHALT NOT OVERCOME ME!!!!!! #throws fireballs at the bugs, killing them off#
Shino: How dare you harm my bugs! I shall destroy the world!
Sephiroth: No I will!
Shino: No me!
Sephiroth: Rock, paper, scissors?
Shino: Of course.
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FK: They are now in a life threatening game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It all boils down to that in the end doesn't it? And I have something to pick out about Shino. More specifically, his hair. Have you ever noticed it looks burnt? What did he do? Stick his head in an oven to dry?
Shino: as a matter of fact I did.
Eggo: why?
Shino:……because.
Eggo: OK good enough for me! XP
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Neji: #scoots by eating pudding#
FK: he sure does love his pudding.
Neji: Not pudding. Bubbles.
FK: Okydoky.
Kakashi: #is tracking Naruto to find Sasuke# FOLLOW YOUR NOSE! WHEREVER IT GOES! #has his fingers pinching his nose# TO THE FLAVORS OF FRUITS!
Anko: #in Ed's voice (Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy)# Pet the chicken, pet the chicken! while petting Sasuke
Naruto: #smacks Anko#
Anko: Ouchies! BAD BUISCUT!
Kakashi: Kakashi's in the chicken, cookin' fried kitchen!
Sarutobi (3rd Hokage): #in little kid voice# MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE JIFF!!!
Kakashi: YAY! I'm a mommy!!
Gaara: Your mama! And her llama!
Lee: Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoingtalkin'boutmymamaandherllama?!
Sasuke: Meowmy?
Naruto: No Sasuke-chan, mommy.
Kurenai: You so wrapped up in layers, Onion Boy!
Asuma: Excuse me?
Kurenai: Do you know the muffin man?
Sephiroth: #gallops over to them# Who lives on Drury Lane?
Kakashi: Whoa man, like, where is this man of muffins?
Gai: Why, just wiggle your nose and shake your patoot and point to a star and you shall be warped to the wondrous home of Father Tooth and Sand!(1)
FTS (Father Tooth and Sand): #lightning strikes# #in surprisingly squeaky voice# IF YOU EVEN DARE TO STEP ON MY PROPERTY, I SHALL DESTROY YOUR WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
Shino: NO DON'T THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!!
FTS: WITH WHAT?
Shino: MY BUGGIES!!!!
FTS: Let me pretend I care…..ok glad that's over.
Sasuke: What are you going to do to us?
FTS: #gasp# A KIIIIIIITTY!!!!!!!!!!!! #kneels down and pets Sasuke#
Kakashi: #starts crying# STOP PETTING MY MEOWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FTS: :ahem: right well….I WILL BLOW UP YOUR WORLD!!!!!!
Gai: I thought you said you would do that if we trespass.
FTS: I did didn't I?........oh well. I'M GONNA BLOW IT UP ANYWAY!!!!!!! HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA…MOOWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Naruto: HEY! He's a cow now! Hey that rhy…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
1.) Father Tooth and Sand is the fairy tale people: Father Time, The Tooth Fairy, and The Sand Man if you didn't figure that out. of course you did though cuz you're all really smart, aren't cha? (I'm kidding about you being smart but please bear with me!) (I'm playing but whatever you wanna believe you can!) #smacks self# . STOP TALKING!
FK: #evil laughter# HHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I have blown it up!! AGAIN!! #start dancing like an idiot# Oh yea whose the bomb?! I am! That's right! Uh huh!
Neji: Stop that you look ridiculous.
FK: AWWW NEEJII!! GIMME A HUG!!
Eggo: #snickers# yea Neji, give her a hug.
Neji: no.
Kakashi: I'll give you on Fluffy. #hugs FK#
FK: thank you.
Eggo: Yea her life is now complete now.
FK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SAID NOW!! TWICE!!! Ok I'm just hyper. I got back from a trip to Pennsylvania. It was more fun in the hotel. Anyway I hope you liked this chapter! If you didn't just tell me….in a constructive way if you would. If this one wasn't good (I did have a little trouble with it but don't worry I will not end it if you don't want me to) I will do mesa bestest to do better on the next one!
FLUFFINESS SHALL RULE!!!!!!!!!! MOW!!!!
