FK: WOW….I am sooooo sorry dudes and dudettes. I haven't updated forever! School, breaking up with my boyfriend, other ideas in my head causing everything to back up, I'm really really sorry. Oh and then there was me trying to catch up to the most recent chapter of Living A Lie by Dhampir(I LOVE YOUR STORY MAN! I mean WOMAN! -)…I am so ashamed! I have been slacking off way too much…well finally, here it is, the FOURTH chapter of It's the End of the World As We Know It…..I gotta think of an abbreviation for that….how bout ItEotWAWKI? That's still kinda long…and it looks funny, teehee…anyways I've kept you all waiting for way to long, let's not prolong it.

FK: OH NEJ-NEJ!

Neji: #not answering#

FK: #skips over to where he is# NEJ-NEJ!

Neji: That is not my name and you know it.

FK: I just want you to do a little favor for me…

Neji: I am NOT dressing up in a dress and sneaking into a beauty pageant just because you promised Jiraiya that you would help him get "information."

FK: #smiles# Yeah…I remember that…#starts reminiscing#

Flashback Flashback Flashback

FK: Go in!

Neji: #blushing out of embarrassment and is wearing a pretty dress# No

FK and Kakashi: Go on!

Neji: No

Jiraiya: How am I supposed to get information like this?

FK: He's going.

Random Guy: #to Neji# Excuse me Miss, may I ask your name?

Neji: . # #punches the guy square in the jaw, knocking him out#

FK: O.O;;;; So sorry about that sir…..NEJI….I mean NEJINNA! Go in there now!

Neji: Nejinna!

Kakashi: Yes, I thought it was a creative name.

FK: thank you Kaka-kun!

Kakashi:

Neji: #gathers up dress in hands and storms into the building#

FK: Good luck!

Jiraiya: Ok now lets get back in the van so we can watch from the little camera we so conveniently bought and pinned on hi… I mean her dress.

FK: #snickers#

End Flashback Flashback Flashback

FK: #rubbing jaw# yuppers…I remember that well…

Neji: What did you want?

FK: huh? Oh I don't remember now….I'll come back later….now what was it I came to him for? #walks away#

It's the End of the World As We Know It (ItEotWAWKI)

Chapter 4

In the middle of seemingly nowhere, there is a dark stage with four figures on it. In a flash, all the lights come on to reveal Kiba, Shikamaru, Neji, and Gaara in plaid suits. They all stand there grinning like fools, except for Gaara(by the way, his gourd is still on his back under the suit). Music begins to play somewhere and all four get ready to sing.

TheFourGuys: #singing# Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree!

Hinata: #in deep voice# CUT!

TFG: #stumble and fall over, except for Neji who is still singing of key#

Neji: If you still want me—e!

Hinata: #leaps onto the stage like in the Matrix#

Gai: #appears and kicks straight into the air# KYO! #high pitched voice#

Hinata: #is still suspended in the air#

Kakashi: #walks in like most rappers do wearing baggy jeans, a shirt down to his knees, and a cap to big for even his hair# Yo yo yo, dis is ya boy M.K.(1) an' we 'bout ta drop da bomb on dis herre joint.

Asuma: #holds out cigarette# this joint

Kakashi: #acts like a D.J.# Biki-biki ha ha. No

#Eminem's "Just Lose It" plays from an imaginary turntable in front of Kakashi#

Sasuke: #jumps out still clad in Hello Kitty stuff and begins to dance like M.C.Hammer#

Kakashi: #gasp# KITTY! #leaps over turn-table#

Sasuke: #does the crab walk(M.C.Hammer) away from Kakashi (in fast forward)#

Kakashi: #Skips after Sasuke# NO KITTY-MEOW-MEOW! COME BACK!

Gai: #wiggles by doing the Macarena(sp?)# 1 and a 2 and a 3 MACARENA! And a 4 and a 5 and a 6 MACARENA! 7 and a—

Sasuke: #falls over and holds onto stomach#

Kakashi: SASUKE-KUN! What's wrong?

Gai: HEY MACARENA!

Sasuke: #burps a big ol' fireball in Gai's direction# BURRRRP!

Kakashi: O.O;;

Gai: AITE! #fire ball hits him# ….ouch

Lee: GAI-SENSEI! T.T

Gai: O.o #breathes out a puff of smoke#

Sasuke: That's a ssspicey meataballa!

Kakashi: you scare me…

Sasuke: #grins#

Kakashi: Has anyone ever told you how ugly that grin makes you look?

Sasuke: #grins wider and nods#

Kakashi: Ok. At least you're not as scary as my long since departed grandmother…

Kakashi's grandmother: GAKIII!(2)

Kakashi: O.O;;;;

K's G-mom: #in grey(A.N. did you know there's two ways to spell "grey"? yeah I just figured that out…gray and grey…ok on with the insanity) sweat suit jumping rope super fast in Kakashi's direction#

Kakashi: Oh…no…RUN!

#Sasuke and Kakashi run away from K's grandmamma as she closes in on them#

Sasuke: How in hell did your DEAD grandmother hear you!

Kakashi: The saggy old woman has exceptional hearing…

Sasuke: …Did you just insult her?

Kakashi: #stops running# ….

K's G-mom: KA-KA-SHIIII!

Kakashi: Oops…SAVE ME! #runs again#

Kankuro: #skips by singing and throwing flower petals around# A sailor went to sea sea sea, to see what he could see see see. But all that he could see see see, was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea SEA! #dumps the rest of the petals on the ground before being run over by Kakashi, Sasuke, and K's G-mom#

In some studio+

Chouji(A.N. yea I think this is the right spelling, meaning I spelled it wrong in chapter 2 and 1 I think): #in girly voice# #country too…# Why hello there y'all! Welcome to ma show where we see well known people do unknown thangs! Let's look at screen numba one, shall we? #pulls a curtain#

The screen shows Asuma running around his house in a Speedo (fusia(pinkish color)) and a sheet tied on like a cape

Asuma: Woosh…whoosh…whoosha! #stops running and stands straight with hands on his hips# Sugar…Spice…and everything Nice, these were the perfect ingredients to make the perfect superhero to save Konoha before bedtime! #runs again singing Powerpuff Girls theme# Dun dun dun da da da dun#his facial hair falls off and he stops to pick it up# Whoopsie-daisy! #sticks it back on his face#

Screen goes blank

Chouji: Oh my sugar dumplings and earmuffs! What was that? We will be right back after these here messages!

Shikamaru: #steps into view# This program is brought to you by Geico.

Itachi: #walks out# I have some bad news and some good news.

Kisame: what's the bad news?

Itachi: The bad news is you have suffered all the symptoms of the medicine: memory loss, weight gain, pain itching in your nether-regions, pimples, nosebleeds,…You're just a mess man.

Kisame: Okay…so what's the good news?

Itachi: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Kisame: WHAT?

Itachi: What?

Kisame: What?

Itachi: What what?

Kisame: You said what?

Itachi: No you said what first and so I said what? Like, what what?

Kisame: …You said what. #giggles#

Itachi: O.O;; #walks away#

Chouji: Hello again everyone!

Orochimaru: TIME FOR TOTAL DOMINATION! #echoes domination#

Kabuto: Are ya'll ready for this! #music play from nowhere (probably Kakashi's magical turntable)#

Random aliens(w/Shino): Domination?

Shino: #in cloak and outfit like Darth Vader# Yes #wheeze# destroy it #wheeze#.

RA: okydoky! #blows up the earth#

Hinata: #floating through space# #static noise# Luke….I am your father…..#more static#

FK: Well, it's gone…again…is anyone getting tired of the world being blown up then miraculously coming back? I might leave the world in one piece for a chapter or two….I'll hafta think about that. Anywho,….oh I just remembered! NEJINNA!

Neji: o.e #twitch#

FK: I remember what I wanted you to do! -

Neji: #sigh# What?

FK: say the disclaimer.

Neji: get someone else to be your lacky.

FK: AWWW but I like you as my numba one lacky!

Naruto: #comes in angry# HEY FLUFFY!

FK: yeees? .

Naruto: I didn't make any appearance in this chapter!

FK: OMFG! Are you serious!

Naruto: …..

FK: Okay, then I'll make it up to you.

Naruto: How?

FK: Do the disclaimer and I'll give you 20 bowls of ramen (I got a special deal from Ichiraku! -)

Naruto: OKIES! #while eating# Fwuffy doos nof own Mawooto er Geeko er Da poowerpoof gurls er M.Shee hermmer er Ster wers/derth vahder! - 3

FK: eerrm…thanks…Jiraiya, would you do it…PUT THE TELESCOPE DOWN!

Jiraiya: #grumbles# This girl does not own Naruto or Geico or The PowerPuff Girls or M.C. Hammer or Star Wars slash Darth Vader. Happy?

FK: Yes thank you verry much!

1. M.K.-stands for Mr. K, my nickname for Kakashi

2. Gaki- means brat in Japanese.

Ok I have updated…now I warn you it may be awhile before I update this again. You know; waiting for new ideas, school, my other stories I haven't been paying attention to and I'm so sorry, the whole shebang. So until next time! Adieu!

Kakashi: Bless you!

FK: I didn't sneeze.

Kakashi: Oh…#goes back to reading his book#