Re-habilitation

Dodgers, The Cadet and I.Q had revived some friends from Dodgers' past. They were in the big city to help re-habilitate them into society. Firstly they went to the building society to sort out houses.

"Dodgers, I have to go and speak to the world's leaders." I.Q said;.

"Ok, leave everything to me." Dodgers repliied proudly.

"Erm, perhaps we should try this ourselves." Bugs whispered into Lola's ear.

"Bugs, I know as much of this new world as much as you do, we need dodgers." Lola replied.

"I guess you're right." Bugs replied with a sigh. The cadet overheard the conversation.

"D-d-don't worry guys, I'll make sure dodgers d-d-doen't mess up." The cadet said reassurringly.

"Thanks pal." Bugs replied.

"How long do you want for re-habilitation?" I.Q asked.

"A day to sort out where we're going to live and get our belongings should be enough." Bugs replied.

"We'll look around when the threat from Z9 is dealt with." Lola added.

"Very well, give this note to the manager of the Global Celebrity Museum and you should be able to get your old belongings back." I.Q said.

"Thanks doc." Bugs replied.

"Don't mention it. Now I must go." I.Q replied.

"See ya I.Q." Dodgers said.

"Dodgers, the fate of our worlds lies with you and your friends." I.Q reminded him.

"W-w-we won't let you down." The Cadet replied but I.Q was already heading to meet Earth's leaders.

"Who wants to bet that he'll mess up?" Bugs asked in a whisper. Lola heard him.

"Bugsy, I know he's an idiot but we have no one to turn to." Lola whispered into Bugs' ear.

"That's true." Bugsr replied with a sigh.

"We'd better look for some housing." Tweety said.

"As long as I'm with Daffy, I'm OK." Melissa replied.

"Melissa sweetheart, can you call me dodgers when we're in public?" Dodgers asked.

"Ok da…dodgers." Melissa replied. Everyone went into the estate agents.


Dodgers and the cadet went up to the clerk in the estate agents.

"Welcome dodgers, what do you need?" The clerk asked.

"We have some friends from stasis that need a home ASAP." Dodgers replied.

"And who might your friends be?" The clerk asked.

"Don't you recognise them?" Dodgers asked.

"They do look like celebrities from the past but you have no proof." The Clerk replied.

"D-d-do one of your famous c-c-phrases guys." The Cadet said to the others.

"Eh…What's up doc?" Bugs said as his catchphrase.

"Don't ever call me, doll." Lola said as her catchphrase.

"Beep Beep!" Roadrunner blurted out.

"I taught I taw a puddy Tat!" Tweety said as his catchphrase. Aaooga did her signature wolf howl. The clerk's eyes widened.

"So authentic, you guys are the real deal!" The clerk shouted in amazement.


"About some accomodation doc." Bugs said to the clerk.

"Don't worry about me, I'm going to stay with dodgers." Melissa said.

"That makes things easier, now how many houses will be needed?" The clerk asked.

"Isn't that a stupid question?" Dodgers asked.

"But I can't tell if those two are married or not." The clerk replied pointing to Tweety and Aaooga.

"Good point, are you two married?" Dodgers asked. Aaooga replied to this by showing a diamond ring on her right wing.

"That's a nice ring but it doesn't answer my question." Dodgers said.

"Can't you tell the obvioous?" Lola asked dodgers. She slapped him on the back of his head and his eyes fell out.

"Stop rolling your eyes duck." Bugs remarked as he watched Dodgers' eyes roll on the floor and stop at Melissa's feet. Everyone started laughing. Melissa picked up the eyes. "Doesn't that disturb you Melissa?" Tweety asked.

"I'm used to it. It happened all the time before we had to go into stasis." Melissa replied as she gave the eyes back to dodgers.

"To answer you question, we married a year before we had to go into stasis." Aaooga replied.

"Perhaps I need some new eyeballs." Dodgers remarked as he put his eyes back inn their sockets.

"That's not the only new thing you need." Bugs joked. The clerk was checking the computers throught this conversation.


"You're in luck, we have 3 vacant houses that you lot can move into." The clerk finally said. "To an extent, they should already be furnished. You'll need your own storage draws but that's about it."

"Excellent." Lola replied.

"That's a relief." Aaooga replied with a sigh of relief.

"Beep Beep." Roadrunner beeped cheerfully.

"They're on the outskirts of the city, 22, 23 and 24, spaceway lane." The clerk said as he gave Bugs, Tweety and Roadrunner leaflets about the houses.

"A nice small house for the two of us, it's perfect." Lola said as she looked at the leaflet of their house.

"It won't be quite the same as our old burrow but it'll do." Bugs said.

"Yeah." Lola replied with a smile.

"It will be a bit big for us." Aaooga said to tweety as she looked through their leaflet.

"I'm sure we'll find a way to manage." Tweety replied.

Roadrunner looked through his leaflet then looked at the clerk.

"Is anything wrong sir?" The clerk asked. Roadrunner held up a sign that read "Roadrunners can't read."

"I'll r-r-read it for you." The cadet said as he saw the sign.

"Beep Beep." Roadrunner replied. The cadet read the leaflet for roadrunner.


After reading the leaflets for a bit, the gorup made their decicion.

"We'll take this house." Bugs said giving the clerk the leaflet.

"We've decided that the house will be far too big." Tweety said as he gave back their leaflet.

"Beep Beep."Roadrunner said.

"What did he say?" The clerk asked.

"I'll use the tr-tr-translator." The cadet replied. He used a translator and translated what Roadrunner had said.

"He said he'll t-t-take the house in his leaflet." The Cadet finally said.

"What are you two going to do?" Bugs asked tweety and Aaooga.

"If we can get a birdhouse we'll be ok." Tweety replied.

"Our house has a garden, we'll get one for you two." Lola suggested.

"Thank you." Aaooga replied.

"If you lot will just sign this contract, you'kk have your houses." The clerk said. Bugs and Lola went up to the desk.

"Are you coming to sign your contract?" Bugs asked the roadrunner. Roadrunner held up a sign that said "I can't read so I won't know what I'm agreeing to."

"That's true." Lola replied.

"Don't worry, I've read the contract, there's nothing bad, we're getting these houses for free since we've been ressurected from stasis." Bugs said as he singed his contract.

"Beep Beep." Roadrunner replied. He went up and signed his contract by holding a pen with his mouth.


"Here are your keys." The clerk said as he handed them some glowing orbs.

"How do we use these doc?" Bugs asked as he looked at the glowing orb.

"Oh, I forgot, you haven't used these keys before, sorry." The clerk replied apologetically.

"Easy mistake to make." Dodgers said under his breath.

"How do we use them?" Lola asked.

"Here's a sample lock." The clerk replied as he showed everyone a small cup shaped device.

"So you put the orb into the cup?" Bugs asked.

"Exactly, the cup will only detect the design of a certain orb and each is unique." The clerk replied.

"Would it be possible to duplicate these orbs?" Lola asked.

"It is but it is very expensive and takes a couple of days." The clerk replied.

"Bugs, shouldn't we get our stuff from the museum?" Lola asked.

"Ok babe, let's head to that museum." Bugs replied.

"A-a-all aboard to the G-g-global C-c-celebrity M-m-museum." The cadet said at the transport vehicle.

"You sound like a train conductor." Dodgers remarked. The cadet chuckled.


Back at Z9's base X2, Queen tyranni and the president were trying to escape fro the base.

"Are we in evaporator range commander?" Queen tyranni asked.

"No not yet." X2 replied. They continued to creep down the hall. They eventually found an ammunition store.

"X2, if we arm ourselves, we'll stand a much greater chance of getting out of here." Queen tyranni suggested.

"Good idea." The president replied.

"Can you use firearms mr. President?" X2 asked.

"I was in the military before I was elected president." The president replied.

"Very well." X2 said as he gave the president a raygun.

"Now we should be ok if we run into any trouble." Queen tyranni sais as she picked up an energy bazooka.

"Let's get out of here and back to my ship." X2 said as they left the ammunition store.


Back on Earth the group had arrived at the Global Celebrity Museum. It was close to closing time. They went in and spoke to the receptionist.

"Welcome to the Global Celebrity Museum, how may I assist you?" The receptionist asked.

"We'd like to speak to the manager." Dodgers replied.

"What about?" The receptionist asked. She hadn't noticed Bugs and Lola because they were hiding and were waiting for a certain line before they jumped out.

"A-a-about the belongings of Bugs and L-l-lola bunny." The cadet replied.

"Those two are in stasis, what could you use them for?" The receptionist asked. At that phrase, Bugs and Lola jumped up and surprised her.

"Eh, guess you didn't know that we'd been revived." Bugs said.

"Now, about our belongings." Lola added as she gave over the slip of paper I.Q had given them. The receptionist read the paper with shock..

"Very well, I will call the manageress." The receptionist replied.

"The manager's a female?" Dodgers asked.

"Yes." The receptionist replied. She phoned the manageress and veentually turned to the group.

"She was actually expecting you." The receptionist said.

"How did she know we were coming?" Bugs asked.

"I don't know, anyway would you follow me." The receptionist replied. She led Bugs and Lola to the manageress' office.


When they reached the office a familiar voice invited them in.

"I've like, been expecting you two, come in and like, sit down."

"That voice sounds familiar." Bugs said as they entered the room. They sat down and saw that the manageress was in fact Shirley McLoon.

"Shirley?" Lola asked on surprised.

"Nice to see you again." Shirley replied.

"You're the manageress of this place?" Bugs asked.

"Yep." Shirley replied.

"I seem to remember you being depressed during the days before the disaster." Bugs said.

"And you spent lots more time with Pluck Ducky." Lola added.

"That's because I foresaw that he wouldn't survive the disaster." Shirley replied with a tear sliding down her cheek.

"Eh, do you know why we're here?" Bugs asked.

"Sure do, and I've got your old belongings ready for you." Shirley replied. She opened a cupboard and all of Bugs and Lola's old belongings were there.

"Thanks Shirley." Bugs said.

"Now we need to get these to the movement vehicle waiting for us." Lola said.

"Leave that to me." Shirley said. She levitated the belongings with her powers and sent them down to the awaiting vehicle. They landed on Dodgers. Bugs saw this from the window.

"OW!" Dodgers screamed in pain. Melissa started frantically trying to move the belongings.

"Heh, pressed duck." Bugs smirked.

"Oops, who did I squash?" Shirley asked.

"Dodgers." Bugs replied

"No big loss then." Shirley said with a smirk.

"You're powers are stronger than before." Lola complemented.

"Being in a position of authoority inreases my power." Shirley replied.

"See you Shirley." Lola said

"Bye guys." Shirley replied.


Bugs and Lola went down to where their belongings were. Melissa had just finished moving the last possesion of Dodgers' back.

"Dodgers, are you ok?" Melissa asked in a panic. Dodgers got up and pumped himself back into shape.

"I'm fine Melissa." Dodgers replied, still very dazed. Melissa embraced him.

"I'm so relieved." Melissa said.

"Can we get to our houses now?" Bugs asked.

"Yeah, I'm getting tired." Lola added.

"And we need a birdhouse." Tweety said.

"O-o-ok, let's go." The cadet said. Everyone got into the transport vehicle and went off to spaceway lane.

"You realise that there's no way you'll be able to hide from the press." Dodgers said, trying to scare Bugs and Lola.

"We're used to it." Lola replied.


Back at Z9's base X2, Queen Tyranni and the president were fighting their way through hoardes of robots to get out of the base.

"We're finally at the exit." X2 said. Everyone was exhausted.

"There's more coming." Queen Tyranni shouted pointing to some more robots.

"I'm exhausted." The president replied, struggling to stand up.

"We need to get within evaporattor range or we'll never make it off this planet." X2 shouted. They fled the building but were ambushed in a clearing.

"Rogue centurions." Queen tyranni said in shock.

"We'll have to destroy them." X2 said as he started firing his raygun. Eventually, Z9 appeared with Star Jonson and Drake Darkstar.

"What have we here?" Z9 asked sarcastically.

"Z9, you won't get away with this!" Queen tyranni shouted.

"I believe we already have." Z9 replied.

"What are you going to do to us?" X2 asked.

"We're going to kill you all." Darkstar replied.

"Perhaps I can get a message to I.Q and ask him to revive Bugs and Lola." The president suggested, completely unaware that they had already been ressurected.

"Those two are only a silly legend, they don't exist." Star Jonson replied.

"Get them!" Z9 ordered. Centurions closed in on the group.

"Now what do we do?" Quieen tyranni asked.

"Hey, we're within evaporator range." X2 said in shock. He activated the evaporators and eeryone was back on his ship.

"Now let's get out of here." X2 shouted. He fled the airspace of the base. Z9 was cursing.

"I'll get you yet X2!" Z9 shouted.

"What shall we do now?" Darkstar asked.

"Let's head home and have a game of scrabble." Z9 suggested.


Back on Earth, everyone had arrived at the houses. Tweety and Aaooga were going to spend the night in Bugs and Lola's house.

"Thanks for your help." Bugs said.

"Don't mention it pal." Dodgers replied.

"I was talking to the cadet." Bugs said.

"N-n-no problem Bugs." The Cadet replied. Dodgers showed a look of disgust.

"Don't worry Dodgers, I still care for you." Melissa said while she stroked his bill. Dodgers' eyes lit up.

"We could use some help egtting our things into our house." Lola said.

"Sure thing pal, cadet, let's help them with their stuff." Dodgers replied.

"Ai Ai captain." The cadet replied.


They helped Bugs and Lola gte their belongings into the right places. Bugs was having a hard time deciding where the cupboard should go in their bedroom.

"A little to the left please." Bugs said. Dodgers and the cadet moved the cupboard to the left.

"Uhh, maybe a tiny bit to the right." Bugs said. Dodgers and the cadet moved the cupboard to the right.

"Uhh, maybe a tiny bit to the left." Bugs said. Dodgers and the cadet moved the cupboard to the left.

"Uhh, maybe a tiny bit to the right." Bugs said. Dodgers and the cadet moved the cupboard to the right.

"Uhh, maybe a tiny bit to the left." Bugs said. Dodgers and the cadet moved the cupboard to the left.

"Perfect." Bugs finally said. Dodgers and the cadet collapsed exhausted.

"Everything''s set up, this is our new home." Lola said with stars in her eyes.

"Can we go now?" Dodgers asked.

"Sure, thanks for your help." Lola replied.

"No problem." Dodgers said. Lola gave a blank look.

"I was talking to the cadet." Lola said blankly.

"Guess I'm as popular as ever." Dodgers replied sarcastically as he and the cadet returned to their transport vehicle. Melissa followed them.

"Where are we going now?" Melissa asked.

"Back to the ship, that's effectively my home." Dodgers replied.

"Will I still be able to stay with you?" Melissa asked.

"The c-c-captani has had a d-d-double bed for ages," The cadet replied, "You c-c-could sleep with him."

"Yeah, you two were married before you went into stasis." Bugs added. Dodgers and Melissa looked at each other with a smile on their faces.

"Well we'd better be off." Dodgers said.

"W-w-we'll pick you lot up at 12:00 for the in-in-infiltration." The cadet added.

"See you then." Tweety replied.

"I'm actually rather excited." Aaooga said.

"So am I Aaooga." Tweety replied. They waved as they watched the small transport ship return to Dodgers' ship.


Roadrunner was looking around his accommodation. The cadet had transformed it into an almost perfect replica of the desert where he 'played' with Wil-e coyote. He settled down on a small bed. He Beeped with satisfaction and went to sleep.


Dodgers, Melissa and the Cadet had returned to the starship. Melissa bad brought a suitcase of her belongings when she went into stasis. Dodgers led her to his room.

"Well sweety, here's our room." Dodgers said as he helped Melissa into the room.

"Finally, I am so tired." Melissa replied.

"So am I." Dodgers said. They changed into sleeping attire.

"I'm glad I'm back with you Daffy." Melissa said.

"When I fist came out of stasis, I panicked and tried to find you." Dodgers replied.

"Can I come with you when we nifiltraye Z9's base?" Melissa asked.

"Are you sure you can handle it?" Dodgers asked in response.

"I can wield a firearm." Melissa replied.

"Good enough for me." Dodgers said.

"Goodnight Daffy." Melissa said.

"Goodnight sweetie, glad to be with you again." Dodgers replied. They embraced and kissed briefly before they went to sleep.


Back at Bugs and Lola's house, Tweety and Aaooga were setteling down on a cushion placed on a worktop in the kitchen. They had a small blanket to lay over themselves.

"I'm glad we're out of stasis." Tweety said.

"I still remember the times before we went into stasis like it was yesterday." Aaooga replied.

"So do I Aaooga." Tweety said.

"Goodnight Tweety." Aaooga said as she snuggled close to Tweety.

"Goodnighht Aaooga." Tweety replied. They embraced and kissed before going to sleep.


Bugs and Lola were settling down for bed and talking about the future.

"I hope it doesn't take us long to get used to this new technology." Lola said.

"It shouldn't do, at least there's a food dispenser." Bugs repiled.

"This century is going to be very convienent for us." Lola said.

"Don't foprget, we're infiltrating tomorrow." Bugs said, changing the subject.

"Yeah, we need to sleep so we're reddy." Lola replied as she snuggled close to Bugs.

"Yeah, goodnight Baby." Bugs said.

"Goodnight Babe." Lola replied. They embraced and kiseed before going to sleep.


(A/N; again, sorry for the lack of action in this chapter. It will really pick up in he next chapter. Hope you're enjoying it so far.)