At around 8:00 in the morning, the phone in Bugs and Lola's house started to ring. Lola had just woken up. She put on a nightrobe and went to the phone.
"How do you answer this thing?" Lola asked herself in frustration. She saw a flashing green button andtried pressing it. A communications screen activated and I.Q was shown on the screen.
"Morning Lola." I.Q greeted.
"You're lucky I was awake already," Lola replied.
"Why, are you grouchy if you're disturbed?" I.Q asked with a chuckle. Lola gave him a very evil look.
"I'm grouchy when I've just woken up so I won't appreciate jokes." Lola replied.
"Sorry, anyway, is Bugs awake?" I.Q asked. As he said this, a tired Bugs Bunny came through dressed in a nightrobe.
"Morning Bugs." Lola greeted. Bugs looked at the communication screen.
"Is this the equivalent of a phone?" Bugs asked.
"Morning Bugs, and to answer your question, yes it is." I.Q replied.
"What's the reason for this call?" Lola asked.
"I thought you'd like a rundown of how these houses work." I.Q replied.
"That would be useful." Bugs said.
"Ok, you should see a square box coming out of the communication box." I.Q said. A black box came out of the device.
"Got it." Lola replied as she grabbed the box.
"What is it?" Bugs asked.
"It's a modern floppy disc, after I've hung up, place it in the projection unit and it will give you the rundown of the appliances." I.Q said.
"Where's the projection unit?" Lola asked.
"Over there." I.Q replied pointing to a circular devicee in the corner.
"Thanks I.Q" Bugs said.
"What time will you be heading over to Z9's base?" I'Q asked.
"The cadet said that they'd pick us up at about 12:00." Lola replied.
"I wish you luck. See you." I.Q said as he hung up. Tweety and Aaooga flew into the room soon after.
"Morning you guys." Bugs greeted.
"Morning you two." Aaooga replied. Lola noticed that Aaooga was wet.
"Aaooga, you're wet, what happened?" Lola asked politely.
"I tried to have a bath in the sink but didn't know how it worked." Aaooga replied.
"I asked how we get water and the tap turned on and Aaooga got soaked." Tweety added.
"Well, I.Q gave us a disc to show us how everything works, let's all watch it together." Lola suggested.
"Good idea Lola." Bugs replied as he put the disc in the projection unit.
Back on Dodgers' ship, Dodgers had just woken up. He moved lowly so as not to disturb Melissa, who was still asleep. He was going to the wardrobe when a voice called to him.
"Morning daffy."
Dodgers turned around to see Melissa, now wide awake ad sitting up in bed.
"Did I disturb you?" Dodgers asked.
"No you didn't I was waking up anyway." Melissa replied.
"That's a relief." Dodgers said. He continued to go to the wardrobe butMelissa grabbed his arm.
"Get back in bed for a few minutes." Melissa said, practically dragging dodgers into bed.
"What do you want?" Dodgers asked. Melissa grabbed dodgers and pulled him close.
"I want to make love to you." Melissa replied slyly before plating a kiss on dodgers mouth.
"Well, it has been a while." Dodgers replied before returning the kiss.
Back at Bugs and Lola's house the group had finished watching the tutorial box on how to use their house.
"Well, now we know how to use the house, why don't we get some food?" Bugs suggested.
"Good idea, I'm getting hungry." Tweety replied.
"I need to have a wash and get dressed first." Lola said as she went into the bathroom. "Ok Babe." Bugs replied. He kissed Lola on the cheek.
"Would you like to come as well?" Lola asked seductively.
"I need to talk to Tweety and Aaooga." Bugs replied.
"Ok, I'll see you in a few minutes." Lola said, slightly dissapointed but understanding, as she kissed Bugs on the mouth. She then went into the bathroom. Bugs turned to Tweety and Aaooga.
"What did you want to talk to us about?" Tweety asked.
"Your role in the infiltration of Z9's base." Bugs replied.
"What do you want us to do?" Aaooga asked.
"You're too small to use firearms so I'd like you two to be scouts." Bugs replied.
"Why scouts?" Tweety asked.
"You'll be able to sneak in without being spotted easily and you'll be able to find Z9 and the presiddent." Bugs replied.
"What if we are found?" Aaooga asked.
"If you stay in the ventilation system you should be ok." Bugs replied.
"Ok, we'll do it." Tweety said.
"Thanks guys." Bugs replied Lola came back into the room wearing a red shirt and matching jeans.
"Aren't you going to get dressed Bugs?" Aaooga asked.
"Nothing is his normal attire." Lola replied.
"That's true." Tweety said.
"Doesn't it worry you slightly?" Aaooga asked.
"I don't get worried at all, not even when he cross dresses to get rid of Elmer Fudd." Lola replied.
"I wonder if he came out of stasis." Bugs said to himself.
"Let's get some food." Tweety said.
"Good idea." Lola replied. They went into the kitchen.
Meanwhile X2 was taking Queen tyranni and the president to a secret hiding place on a moon they called Epzero. It had an abandoned martian outpost where X2 thought they would be safe.
"You should be safe here." X2 said as they landed on the moon.
"Thank you X2." Queen Tyranni replied.
"I'll inform Earth that you're here Mr. President." X2 said to the president.
"Thank you." The presidsent replied.
"Let's go K-9." X2 said. There was no response.
"K-9?" X2 called. There was still no response. Suddenly it dawned on him.
"Oh my, K-9 is still in Z9's base." X2 shouted in horror.
"What are you going to do?" Qqueen tyranni asked.
"I'm going to save him." X2 replied.
"If you must, but please come back." Queen tyranni said.
"I will your highness." X2 replied. Tyranni then kissed X2 on the cheek, making him giddy.
"Perhaps I should order the martian fleet to attack the base." Queen tyranni said.
"It would be safe to do so now that you're out." X2 replied as he headed to his ship.
Back on Earth, everyone was outside Bugs and Lola's house, waiting for Dodgers, the Cadet and Melissa to arrive. It was now 11:55.
"When will they be here?" Tweety asked.
"Any minute now." Bugs replied.
"What's that?" Lola asked pointing up at a small vehicle descending.
"That must be them." Aaooga replied. Sure enough, the vehicle descended down and Dodgers stepped out. The Cadet soon followed.
"I-I-is everyone pr-pr-ready?" The cadet asked.
"Ready!" Bugs and Lola replied simultaneously.
"We're prepared." Tweety replied.
"Beep Beep." Roadrunner replied
"Then let's go to save the president." Dodgers proudly said. Everyone got into the transport vehicle and they returned to Dodgers' ship.
Back at Z9's base, Z9, Draks Darkstar and Star Jonson were discussing on what to do.
"With our prisioners free we could become the target of a full scale offense." Z9 said.
"But Earth does not yet know that his president is free, they may still send Dodgers on an infiltration." Star Jonson replied
"What would happen if we captured Dodgers when he arrives?" Z9 asked.
"Well, he became a hero after you went into prison the first time." Jonson replied.
"I recon that Earth might discuss his release." Z9 said.
"Actually dodgers wouldn't be a huge loss to earth." Darkstar replied.
"That's true." Jonson replied. K-9 was hiding behind a wall listening on the conversation. Suddenly an alarm sounded.
"What's going on?" Z9 asked. A centurion entered the room.
"Sir, a Martian ship has entered the airspace." The centurion said.
"So, X2 is here." Z9 said with glee.
"But there's a martian army with him." The centurion added. Star Jonson looked worried.
"What shall we do?" Darkstar asked.
"Deploy the robotic fleet, destroy all martian ships." Z9 ordered. At that order a squadron of thousands of battle droids flew towards the martian fleet.
X2 was in the head of the fleet. He saw the battle droids heading towards the fleet. He opened comms to the fleet.
"Destroy those battle droids, I'm going down to the surface." X2 ordered before evaporating himself to the surface. Dodgers and his ship arrived on the scene a few minutes after.
"What's going on over there?" Lola asked as she looke out the window and saw the space battle between the martian fleet and the battle droids.
"W-w-why are the m-m-martians risking the life of ty-ty-their queen?" The cadet also asked.
"It doesn't matter, take us within evaporator range." Dodgers replied.
"Is everyone ready?" Melissa asked. Everyone gave a thumbs up.
"Ok, l-l-let's go save everyone." The cadet said. They went to the evaporator room.
"Eh, what do these things do?" Bugs asked when they reached the evaporator room.
"Think of them as teleporters." Dodgers replied.
"Are they safe da…dodgers?" Melissa asked.
"Perfectly safe Melissa, I've been using them for a long time." Dodgers replied.
"I think it'd be best if we didn't know how they worked." Lola said.
"Suit yourself." Dodgers replied. Everyone got into the evaporators.
"A-a-activating evaporators." The cadet said. They were teleported on the moon but a distance from the base. They appeared right next to X2.
"Oh hello X2." Dodgers said blankly when they appeared. X2 looked and looked att everyone, but Bugs and Lola in particular.
"Bugs?" X2 asked.
"Eh, what up darth?" Bugs asked sarcastically.
"Marvin?" Lola asked.
"My name is Commander X2!" X2 replied.
"Whatever Marvin." Tweety replied.
"You're asking for trouble." X2 said, his temper rising. The cadet interrupted.
"Hey, aren't we su-su-meant to be fr-fr-allies?" The cadet asked. X2 calmed down.
"You're right." X2 replied.
"We're here to save the president of earth." Aaooga said.
"He's safe." X2 replied.
"Wh-wh-where is he?" The cadet asked.
"He's on a moon we call Epzero." X2 replied.
"You mean the one we call delta 219?" Dodgers asked.
"That's the one." X2 replied.
"Has it occurred to use the same code for both planets for the moons?" Melissa asked.
"What?" Dodgers asked. Melissa sighed.
"If the president is free why are you here?" Bugs asked.
"To save K-9." X2 replied.
"Your dog?" Lola asked
"Yep." X2 replied
"We might as well go." Dodgers said but Lola grabbed him.
"I came here for some action, we're going to infiltrate that base and defezt Z9!" Lola shouted at Dodgers.
"T-t-that told you." The cadet said with a smirk.
"Fine, we'll infiltrate, ubt not the vents please?" Dodgers asked.
"Why not?" Bugs asked but Melissa knew the reason.
"I forgot, you're clustraphobic." Melissa said. Dodgers nodded his head with shame.
"What does that mean?" Tweety asked.
"It's a fear of compressed spaces." Aaooga replied
"Fine, we'll do this the hard way." Lola said. They ran to the front gate and hid behind a rock.
The group peeped out from the rock and saw a group of centurions guarding the entrance. They also saw a centurion in front of the air vent.
"Looks like they've upped security since our last visit." Dodgers said.
"We'll have to destroy the centurions." X2 added.
"How are we going to do that?" Aaooga asked.
"Like this." Bugs replied. He picked up a stone ant threw it at one of the centurions.
"Who threw that?" The centurion shouted.
"Your turn Lola." Bugs whispered to Lola. She used ventriliquism to sound like one of the centurions. One was pointing to another out of confusion.
"He did it!" Lola said, making it sound like it came from the pointing centurion. The centurion who was hit fell for it completely and turned to the centurion that Lola blamed.
"Why did you throw a rock at me Bob?" The first centurion asked.
"I didn't Ricky!" Bob replied.
"Don't lie Bob." Ricky said. The other centurions came by to see what was going on.
"What's this all about?" Onew of them asked.
"Bob threw a rock at me!" Ricky replied.
"Did not!" Bob replied.
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!" The other centurions had started to get annoyed.
"STOP FIGHTING!" One of the centurions shouted.
"Not until this piece of junk apologises!" Ricky snapped back.
"I am not a piece of Junk!" Bob shouted.
"You will be if you don't apologise!" Ricky snapped back. One of the centurions allowed himself to get carried away and he shot Bob.
"I wanted him to apologise!" Ricky shouted as he shot the centurion that shot Bob. Eventually it escalated into a huge fight. By the time it was over all of the centurions were destroyed. Some stray shots had also destroyed the security cameras.
Bugs and Lola were trying hard not to laugh throughout the whole incident. When it was over they burst out laughing.
"I suppose that works." X2 said.
"Those robots are dummies." Tweety added.
"Still got the old charm eh." Dodgers said with a hint of disgust.
"I d-d-didn't know you were a ve-ve-coule thrpow you voice Lola." The cadet said. Lola managed to stop laughing.
"Pretty good aren't I?" Lola asked.
"Is that a retorical question?" Melissa asked.
"At least now we can get into the base." Aaooga said.
"T-t-the fight destroyed the s-s-security cameras." The cadet said.
"Well let's go!" Dodgers shouted as everyone ran (or flew) towards the base.
"I'm coming K-9" X2 shouted.
Inside the base, Z9 and Star Jonson had seen the centurion fight on security cameras but had not seen any of the group.
"Stupid centurions, now I'll have to replace those cameras." Z9 muttered to himself. Drake Darkstar soon came in.
"How goes the battle?" Z9 asked Darkstar.
"Our droids have forced the martian fleet, but one of them saw Duck Dodgers' ship in the nearby airspace." Darkstar replied.
"What did they do to it?" Z9 asked.
"They boarded but found the ship completely deserted." Darkstar replied.
"He must have landed, but Dodgers isn't smart enough to get the centurions to fight each other, and that voice sounded slightly femine." Z9 muttered to himself.
"What shall we do if Dodgers is in the base?" Star Jonson asked. Z9 smiled.
"Let him come and we'll fight him three on three." Z9 replied.
"You won't use the centurions?" Darkstar asked.
"We're stronger than centurions, and smarter." Z9 replied, the last part under his breath.
"He won't stand a chance." Darkstar added.
"And we'll force the location of the rulers out of X2 when we catch him." Z9 said.
"Everyone's in for a major surprise." Star Jonson said under his breath with a evil smile.
