Disclaimer: I own Tawny, NOTHING ELSE.
I mixed HP and DragonLance! Yayyyy!
This is a song commonly sung by kender as of a few years ago. Written by Tasslehoff Burrfoot, who claimed Tawny Shamrock (see A Loony Kender) was his friend . . .
Hehe.
Tawny Goes To Hogwarts
Part One.
Oh!
There was a kender
Named Tawny
She had a great idea,
you see!
She met a mage
A black-robe no one could abide
He had a pouch
She reached inside . . .
Well, that black-robed mage
Named Raistlin
Got really mad . . .
Tawny grinned.
Not a good idea,
you see.
'Cause the worst person you could grin at
was Mr. Majere . . .
He raised his hand,
His golden hand!
She paused to stare . . .
Not a good plan.
Kender have a way of thinking
They're virtually immortal . . .
So Tawny laughed hysterically
As Raistlin blasted her through a portal . . .
She landed on her head,
you see,
In a forest
Called, "I'm Tawny!"
Unfortunately she was heard
By a giant that was really big . . .
She ran the way
Tripped on a twig.
Looked up to see
A big castle
Where was she?
And why all this hassle?
I'll see what's inside,
she thought,
Skipping up
On the door she knocked . . .
A girl opened
Up the door
She was about
Fifteen or more
Looking down,
She saw Tawny
Wide went her eyes,
At what she could see . . .
"HI!"
Cried Tawny, then added "Boo!"
"I'm Tawny Shamrock!
What about you?"
The girl, she blinked
And answered Tawny
"I'm Hermione Granger."
Then something very weird occured, you see . . .
Tawny looked down
At her arm
"Wow, I'm blue!
Hey, no need for alarm . . . "
hehe . . .
See my fic 'A Loony Kender' for more on Tawny, if you wanna . . .
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