Disclaimer: I own Tawny, NOTHING ELSE.

I mixed HP and DragonLance! Yayyyy!

This is a song commonly sung by kender as of a few years ago. Written by Tasslehoff Burrfoot, who claimed Tawny Shamrock (see A Loony Kender) was his friend . . .

Hehe.

Tawny Goes To Hogwarts

Part One.

Oh!

There was a kender

Named Tawny

She had a great idea,

you see!

She met a mage

A black-robe no one could abide

He had a pouch

She reached inside . . .

Well, that black-robed mage

Named Raistlin

Got really mad . . .

Tawny grinned.

Not a good idea,

you see.

'Cause the worst person you could grin at

was Mr. Majere . . .

He raised his hand,

His golden hand!

She paused to stare . . .

Not a good plan.

Kender have a way of thinking

They're virtually immortal . . .

So Tawny laughed hysterically

As Raistlin blasted her through a portal . . .

She landed on her head,

you see,

In a forest

Called, "I'm Tawny!"

Unfortunately she was heard

By a giant that was really big . . .

She ran the way

Tripped on a twig.

Looked up to see

A big castle

Where was she?

And why all this hassle?

I'll see what's inside,

she thought,

Skipping up

On the door she knocked . . .

A girl opened

Up the door

She was about

Fifteen or more

Looking down,

She saw Tawny

Wide went her eyes,

At what she could see . . .

"HI!"

Cried Tawny, then added "Boo!"

"I'm Tawny Shamrock!

What about you?"

The girl, she blinked

And answered Tawny

"I'm Hermione Granger."

Then something very weird occured, you see . . .

Tawny looked down

At her arm

"Wow, I'm blue!

Hey, no need for alarm . . . "


hehe . . .

See my fic 'A Loony Kender' for more on Tawny, if you wanna . . .

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