Prologue of DOOM!

Author Note: Hope you like it.

A worried looking man in a plaid coat shivered as he made his way to the post office. As he made his way through crowds, people seemed to part for him. The man wondered if these civilians sensed the urgency of his mission and the importance of the parcel he held so tightly in his hands.

The man's teeth chattered and he thought of holding the package to his chest for warmth, but instantly dismissed the idea. When he entered the post office he immediately went to the nearest counter and spoke to the man manning it.

"Yes, how may I help you?" the postal worker yawned.

"Y-yes um, uh." He put the parcel on the mailman's table. "I need this package delivered to this address." He pointed to some writhing on the package. "Please use the express cannon."

"The express cannon? Man, you must be in a hurry. Okay, I'll see what I can do." The mailman picked up the package and threw it on a conveyor belt marked "CANNON". "There, done. It should be at that address in 10 minutes. Uh, yeah."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you!" the man in the plaid coat skipped as he walked out the door. Thankful that the people he sent "it" to would be able to dispose of "it" properly.

A few minutes after it was put on the conveyor belt, the package was loaded into a giant cannon. The cannon's AI system carefully aimed the package at the given address and fired. However, the system was 1/25th of a mile off and the package collided with a plane, bounced off a hospital and finally landed in front of a strange green dog.

The dog looked like it was something else inside a really bad dog costume. Actually it was an alien robot named GIR. GIR looked down at the now luminescent package and smiled. "I found chocolates!" he picked up the package and ran towards his home.

To be continued...