Sup, people?? I'm sorry for not updating in a while! Go blame writers block. :p ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Vegeta+Sugar=Chaos Chap 5

"Alright, class! Time to recite the alphabet!! Ready? A B C D E F G! H I J K L M N O P! Q R S! T U V! W X! Y and Z!! Now I know my

ABCS! Next time, won't you sing with me!! YAAAAAAYY!!" said the

teacher in a crazed voice. You would be nuts too, if two men came

into your kindergarten, demanding admittance...

"Yay! Is it snack time yet, teachow?" said a certain spikey

haired...er, boy.

"Nu-uh!! It's pway time, Hawold!!" said another weird

haired...uh, kid.

"Shut your twap, infidew!!" said the first.

"Never, you tywent!" said the second.

"Goku's wite, Wegeta!!" said a little girl that was six years old.

"NO!! Veggie's wite!!" said another of the same age.

"Now, now, Anne, Christy, go play nice. And you other two...uh,

k-kids...get a time...er, out?" the teacher said.

Goku stuck his tongue out at Vegeta, and they both went to sit

in a corner. After their time out, Goku and Vegeta started to scheme.

"Okay, and then you do that, while I waid it!!" Goku said with his

newly acquired lisp.

"TEACHOW WOMAN!!! I DEMAND YOUR PWESENCE!!" Vegeta

barked with his own lisp.

The teacher jumped and said, "Y-yes?"

"GET OVER HERE, FOOW!!" Vegeta yelled.

As the now insane woman walked over to Vegeta, Goku slunk

out from the shadows, and yanked open the snack drawer...

"Do you have any idea who I am, foowish hooman??" Vegeta

stalled.

"Uh..." The teacher stammered.

"NO!! I'M KING VEGETA, OF...uh...cows...YEAH, COWS!!!!"

Vegeta said, as he puffed out his chest, importantly.

"Okay...um, hail you?" the woman said. Goku waved his hands,

ecstatically, and Vegeta finished his speech.

"WITE!! GO BACK TO YOUR MINIMUM WAGE JOB!!!!!" Vegeta

ordered. He leaped into the block fort he and Goku had made earlier,

and saw Goku with a whole bunch of candy in front of him.

"I dood it," Goku said simply, as he shoved a Hershey bar into

his mouth.

Vegeta nodded like a maniac, and said, "Yep. Good job."

"Okay, class...heheh...t-time for, for nap...heh...time..." the

teacher said, going cross-eyed herself.

Christy and Anne gave out the mats, and made sure their mats

were close to Vegeta and Goku.

"Hey, Vegeta!" Christy whispered. "I saw what you did with the

candy!"

"So?" Vegeta said.

"It was cool!" Christy giggled. Vegeta smirked and almost

immediately fell asleep.

"Goku?" Anne asked quietly.

"Hn?" Goku said.

"Have you ever seen a cow?" she asked.

"Yeah, why? I'm the adwisor for the king of the cows, you

know." Goku said

"Weally?" she asked.

"Yeah." Goku said, as he fell asleep (A/N: I'm surprised he didn't

do it sooner.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Chi-Chi yelled, as

she searched the streets for the Sugar high advisor.

"The madmen..." Said a TV guy as Chi-Chi flung past it.

She jammed on the brakes, reversed, and stopped, nearly

causing about twelve accidents in the process.

"...And have last been seen entering a kindergarten, shown on

the inset on you screen. We believe..." Said the guy, but what they

believe, we will never know, because Chi-Chi already had zoomed off,

to go to the Kindergarten.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ah, so Chi-Chi has figured out where our favorite Saiyans are!! Who knows...Will her frying pan come out?? I guess Goku and Vegeta decided to use their real names now...or could the effects of the sugar be wearing off...?? Crap, I'm asking you stupid questions again!! GAAAAAAAHHH!! *Smacks head with mouse really, really, really hard* OW!! *Faints* X_X