Hiya, everybody! In this chappie, Piccolo, Vegeta, and Goku are gonna...well, you'll see! I'd like to thank May-Veggie girl for this idea! Thanks so much!!!

KEY:

BabyBoy: Vegeta

PorkFriedRice: Goku

Yoda: Piccolo

OMG!! I haven't ever done a disclaimer yet!! Not like I need one..well, here goes, anyway:

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN DBZ!!! NOR DO I OWN STAR WARS!! GO AWAY, LAWYER PEOPLE!!!*lawyers hiss evilly, and melt back into the shadows* ***********************************

"OY! PORKFRIEDRICE!! IT'S CHICKEN AT 56 O' CLOCK!!!" Vegeta yelled to Goku.

"OKAY, BABYBOY! WHAT'S ON A TV GUIDE??!!" Goku yelled.

"MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU, LUKE!! TRUST YOUR FEELINGS, NOT YOUR EYE, AND THE POD RACE WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF DARTH VADER, AND PADME CAN BE A YOUNG PADAWAN!!!" Piccolo screamed.

"WHAT??" both Goku and Vegeta said.

"PADAWAN, FOOL!!!" Piccolo screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Will you all just SHUT UP!!! You're an inch away from each other!!!" Krillin said, cutting off Chi-Chi's stream of insults.

"KRILLIN!! YOU ARE IN NO PLACE TO BE GIVING ORDERS!!!" Chi-Chi said angrily. Krillin sweat dropped. This was true...he was tied back-to-back with Chi-Chi, hanging from a rope that Vegeta was holding.

"Well, that's what you get for taking my...er...my...BabyBoy, What is that again?" Goku said.

"That's your woman, PorkFriedRice, YOU IDIOT!!" Vegeta yelled.

"I have a woman?? COOL!!" Goku said, smiling like a dope...again...

"May I tell a story, Sire?" Piccolo asked.

"Yeah, yeah, sure, sure..." Vegeta said weirdly.

"Piccolo cleared his throat, and said, "Off in a galaxy, far, far, away..."

Chi-Chi's left eye twitched as her brain slowly disintegrated. Krillin, moaned as he heard this story for the 456,762nd time this hour. *****************************************
(AN: THIS IS MAY-VEGGIES GIRL'S IDEA!! THANKIES!!)
"Hey Korin...what th' heck are-HEY!! It's Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Krillin, and Chi-Chi!! Odd way to travel..." Yajirobe said, looking out the balcony-rail-thingy in Korin's Tower.

"YOU IDIOT!!" Korin said as he waddled over in a huff. "Why would VEGETA fly around with GOKU an' PICCOLO, carrying GOKU'S WIFE an' KRILLIN tied together, if something wasn't screwed up??!!"

"Uuuuuh...cause' he's an idiot?" Yajirobe said stupidly.

Korin was about to reply, when the trio and their captives arrived.

"Shove, shove, off, off!!" Vegeta said, in another one of his weird stages.

"As BabyBoy's advisor, I advise you to do as he says, be order of me, PorkFriedRice!!" Goku said.

"Go, and may the force be with you!!" Piccolo said, picking them both up, and dropping them over the side.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" They screamed, as the three watched them fall down, and down, and down, and down...

"Will they be okay, Yoda?" Goku asked.

"Who, who, Cares, cares?" Vegeta said, walking off.

"Will be with them, the force will..." Piccolo said, making his voice sound like Yoda's.

Vegeta looked around, and said, "Welcome, to The Palace of VEGETA!!" ************************************************* the end!! What do you think? I'll try to update soon, guys!!