Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeello!!! I'm so back!! Yeehaw!!! I'm also SOOOOOO SUGAR HIGH!!! WOO, YEAH!! THANKS CAT!

Disclaimer: Again, chap before last, stupit!

"Hey Hermione, how do you pour a beef pattie?" Vegeta asked Goku.

"By Hopping on one foot and singing Yankee Doodle three times in a row, Harry! If you had listened to Professor McBinns, you would have known!" Goku said in an irritating high pitched voice.

"POTTER! GRANGER!!! SHADDUP!!! I'M NOT DONE WRITING DOWN THE POTIONS ANTOLOPE!!!" Piccolo barked.

"Sorry Professor...But you like snakes and sicked a flippin' huge one on Draco and Ron threw up a bludger, Hermione got the hiccups in December JINGLE BELLS!!!" Vegeta said.

"Shut up Potter. Now...Miss Granger...What do you get when you infuse the root of asphodel and wormwood?" Piccolo said.

"Uh...Fried chicken, a cow, a bat, I love roosters, a horsie, a balloonie, a flower, a rainbow, J'ai 36 ans, Qu'est-ce que tu n'aime pas??!!" Goku screeched.

"Chi-Chi, since when does Goku know French?" Krillin asked.

"I have no idea..." Chi-Chi said.

"I LIKE FRENCH FRIES!!!" Vegeta said.

"I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!!" Goku said.

"I LIKE DONUTS!!" Piccolo said.

"Jingle bells, Yamcha smells, Kami laid an egg, the Dragon Balls, hit a wall, and Frieza is so gay, HEY!!!" Vegeta sang happily.

"THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG!!!" Goku screeched like a screaming fangirl.

"I say we sing it altogether on the lookout so the whole world can hear!" Piccolo said cheerily. (A/N: scary thought...Piccolo cheery....)

So Vegeta grabbed Krillin and Chi-Chi's rope, and He and Goku hovered just below the lookout as Piccolo went up to get Dendae out of the lookout with Mr. Popo.

"Hey, Piccolo, what's up?" Dendae called.

"Vegeta's up. He's completely sugar high with Goku. They're in Satan city, so go ahead of me, and I'll catch up. I've got to do something..." Piccolo said seriously.

"Oh god...or oh me...whatever, c'mon, Mr. Popo! We gotta go!" Dendae said, going off with Popo.

Piccolo hung his head over the side and said "I did it!!"

"Good. For a second, I thought you were going to tell..." Vegeta said, glaring.

"Naw. Okay, one...two...three! JINGLE BELLS, YAMCHA SMELLS, KAMI LAID AN EGG, THE DRAGON BALLS, HIT A WALL, AND FRIEZA IS SO GAY, HEY! JINGLE BELLS..." Goku said in unison with Vegeta and Piccolo.

After the second verse, Piccolo quietly receded and untied Krillin and Chi-Chi.

"What? I thought-" Krillin started.

"Shush! It's a ploy! Now shut up and follow me!" Piccolo hissed. Vegeta and Goku were still singing drunkenly. Piccolo led the two captives silently off the lookout, and down towards Satan City. So...is Piccolo really okay...or is he still infected with sugar? Find out in the next chap of VEGETASUGARCHAOS!!