Hiya, dudes! I'm updating! Look! SQUEE! Anyways, this is the final stretch of the story. Weird, huh? And to think, the insanity will soon end…BUT NEVER FEAR! VSC II IS COMMING! All ya need to be is a little patient.
(Gets rather large frying pan thrown at her) OKAY! I KNOW I'VE BEEN FOREVER, BUT I'M JUST GETTING OUT OF MY WRITERS BLOCK!
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Vegeta sat in the corner, with thirteen kindergarteners surrounding him. Piccolo, Goku, and Gohan stood around him, like the President's secret service.
"Now, children," Vegeta started.
"AAAAAAAAAHG!" Goku screeched. "2419!2419! BOGEY AT FOUR O' CLOCK!" and with this, he flung himself in front of Vegeta, as if blocking a bullet, and landed on the floor. "Sir…it…has…been…a…pleasure…working…for…you…look…I'm…dead…duck… pond…"
"Shut up, Lucy, I'm busy brainwashing…" Vegeta said.
"Yes, sir!" Goku said, standing back up.
Vegeta cleared his throat. "Now, children…a very long time ago, before you were born, God made sugar…"
"LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER, DAMMIT!" Piccolo yelled.
"Yes, yes, I'm getting to that. When God made sugar, he destined me, Vegeta, to be the King of it!" Vegeta said, standing and looking all regal.
"What kind of sugar? The sugar in Deoxyrybose Nucleic Acid?" one kindergartener said.
Vegeta blinked. "YODA!"
Piccolo walked over to the kindergartener, and patted her on the head. "That'll do, human, that'll do…"
The kindergartener said, "Huh?"
"Don't question your elders!" Goku yelled at another one.
"SHUT UP, KAREN!" Vegeta said.
"Yes, Ma'am!"
"Now…seeing as how I'm the king of all sugar, you all have to listen to me, dammit, do you now know you have a mandatory choice on how you have to pick me as your optional king?" Vegeta said.
"Uh…sure…" the kindergarteners said.
"WRONG!" Piccolo said, kicking a stuffed kangaroo across the room. "It was an assassin!"
"Holy Tuna fish, bass, swordfish…uh…GOHST IN THE SHELL!" Goku said, and skipped in a circle with his hands in the air.
"What in the name of pencil lead are you talking about, Barbara!" Vegeta yelled.
"Death to the androids!" Goku said, and blasted a remote-controlled robot. A leg remained. "That thing's tough…" he said, and grabbed a stick and started waving it in defense.
"YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR YER EYE OUT, KID!" Piccolo said, hiding behind a pen.
"RALPHIE!" Vegeta said.
"WHAT?" Piccolo said.
"THE MAGIC STICK ISN'T WORKING!" Goku said.
"What ever shall we do?" Goku said.
"I SAY WE SINK THE TITANIC!" Goku said.
"By George, I do believe that was Tarzan flying around outside…" Goku said.
"HI TARZAN!" Vegeta and Goku said.
"She loves me, she loves me not…" Piccolo said, picking the petals off a stuffed daisy.
The kindergarteners walked out the door.
"My little darlings from heaven have flown off into the big blue hole in the ground…" Vegeta said, sniffing and wiping a tear from his eye.
Suddenly, Cell pops out of nowhere.
"Holy…HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?" he said.
Suddenly, Gohan wakes up. "What'd I miss?"
Suddenly, Krystal Fire pops up. "Cell, I say you have to sit here and be tortured by them, because…I AM THE AUTHORESS!" Then she leaves.
"Wha…?" Cell said, his eye twitching.
"AUTHORESS?" Vegeta said.
"MY LIFE IS A SHAM!" Gohan wailed and puts the back of his hand against his forehead.
"You bet it is!" Goku said, patting him on the back reassuringly.
Cell evaporates.
"WHOA!" Goku said.
"What!" Vegeta said.
"I HAVE A TOTAL OF TWO FEET, HOW INCREDIBLE IS THAT!" Goku said.
"CEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEeeeEEeeEeEeEeeEeeEeeeeeEeEeEelllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLABRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!" Piccolo said, and does the worm. (A/N: holy crap!)
"It's quiet…too quiet…" Gohan says, looking around the room.
Vegeta removes his earplugs.
"DATS BETTER!" Gohan says.
Suddenly, Vegeta stops mid-dance, Goku stops mid-examination of his feet, Gohan stops mid-inhale, and Piccolo stops mid-worm.
Then they all faint.
Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Go the four fallen idiots…with feathered darts in their backs.
Bulma walks in with a Capsule Corp tranquilizer gun at her side, and trunks follows after in a baby carriage.
"God, how did this happen?" she said, looking around the ruined Kindergarten.
Chichi runs in with Krillin in a head-lock, and says, "The sugar! The sugar did it!"
"DON'T HURT MY BALDNESS!" Krillin says.
Bulma aims her tranquilizer at them and fires.
Thunk! Thunk! Go the two OTHER fallen morons.
What will Bulma do now?
Music goes: DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAHH!
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