Title: Harry Potter and the Zombie apocalypse

Summary: ARGH! Hogwarts has been taken over by Zombies

Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling. The only thing I own in this fanfiction is the plot.

Rating: M (Naturally)

Warning: This fic contains parts of pure horror and may be offensive to some zombies out there...

Pairings: If I tell you now it'll spoil it and make it less interesting

A/N: Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Zombies...I love zombies. I got the idea for my plot when I watched the original dawn of the dead.

"Yes Potter, bow down before me," came the cold, drawling voice of Draco Malfoy as a sixteen year old Harry Potter started to scrub the filthy floor of Snape's potion room.

"You're so full of yourself Malfoy, the least you could do is help us clean the floor."

"I don't think so Potter, and besides Draco doesn't want to ruin his perfectly manicured fingernails." Screeched Pansy Parkinson, who was sitting next to Malfoy.

"Letting Parkinson stick up for you ferret" Ron said as he dunked the wet sponge into the water bucket and then drained it off.

"Come on you lot," Hermione protested "Can't you stop fighting for one second. You're acting like a bunch of five year olds. Now I suggest we just finish the floor and then we're out of here."

Yes, they were all in detention for duelling in the hallways just before potions. Malfoy had turned Ron into, what looked like, a human version of a carrot by changing his skin colour to mimic his hair. Ron was not pleased, more like angered, and attacked Malfoy in which Hermione and Harry tried to pull him off and caused an even bigger fight. Snape had given them all detention, but had taken fifty points from Gryffindor too. So until midnight they were stuck in the potions room, without their wands. (a/n: Snape took them just in case)

They had nearly finished cleaning the floor when the was a thunderous knock at the door, and then a shrill moan. Hermione bound to the door. As she opened it the limp body of Professor Snape fell inside, landing on top of Hermione. Ron rushed forward to help his girlfriend (a/n: Yes their going out together, but secretly ssssshhhh!) from underneath the lifeless professor.

"You alright Hermione?" Asked Harry, concerned as he gave her a hug.

"Yeah, of course" She replied

"Awwww how pretty" Malfoy said as he got off his perch and went to inspect the Professor's body. He leaned in closely to the professor's face, when he blinked he found himself looking into the dark eyes of the potions teacher. He jumped backwards and knocked into Harry.

"Malfoy, What?.." But he was cut off by another low moan.

"Urggggghhhh..."

He span round to see the once dead professor get off the floor and stand up, bite marks were clear in his neck and legs. He started to shuffle across the floor towards Hermione. Hermione grabbed the nearest available weapon, which was a broom, and started to attack him with it. This wasn't a very bright idea as a broom handle isn't good enough to penetrate the skull (a/n: But they don't know that). Harry ran to one of the shelves and picked up the nearest vial, which contained porcupine quills, and threw it at the professor. As it smashed off the top of his head, glass embedded into him, causing major damage to his skull. Snape fell forward and landed in a heap at the feet of Hermione. She screamed and ran to Ron for comfort.

"Oh Drakie, I was soooo scared" Whined Pansy as she clung onto his arm for protection.

"Well..." Malfoy said unsurely "I think we should be getting back now." He said as he proceeded to Professor Snape to find his wand.

"Malfoy" Harry started "I think you should stay with us. I mean..Well.."

"Harry, I think we should all go to Dumbledore's office" Hermione said as she regained her posture and dried the tears that were falling from her eyes.

"Okay Potter, we'll stick with you, but only because we want some answers from that Dumbledork." He replied before searching the pockets of Snape "Shit!" He said as he pulled out pieces of broken wands.

"What are we going to do?" Pansy asked as she looked at the shattered splinters of wood which now littered the floor.

"Erm..." Harry replied as he walked towards the door. "I think we should still go and see Dumbledore."

They proceeded carefully into the cold, dark of the dungeons. When they emerged they found Hogwarts students scattered everywhere, limping and moaning.

"We're going to have to run for it." Harry said.

"What?" Malfoy said in disbelief.

"Do you want to get to Dumbledore's ferret?" Asked Ron. Malfoy nodded and they got ready to run past the crowd of zombified students. They ran rapidly to Dumbledore's office where they proceeded to try and guess the password before becoming zombie chow.

"Come on Harry!" Ron shouted as Zombies got closer.

"I'm trying Ron...Fizzing whisbee...Liquorice wands...Cockroach clusters..."

"Come on, come on!" He protested as they drew ever closer.

"Lemon drops" Harry said, causing the stairway to reveal itself allowing them to climb to his office.

"Professor! Professor!" They shouted as they banged on his door. The door opened and revealed Dumbledore standing their with his wand pointing at them.

"Sir...Professor...What's going on?" Hermione asked she said as she tried to catch her breath.

"I think you had all better come in" He said quickly as they flooded inside. "Sit down" he commanded as he walked to his desk and took a seat behind it. "There isn't much time left. I will explain to you what is happening but then you must leave Hogwarts"

A/N: Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Please read and review.