AOU: Woohoo! Shinobi Specialties rocks!
Neji:...no way...
Sasuke: we are being tortured for the twisted joy of this demented woman claiming she is Uchiha...
AOU: I'm only 12...I'm not considered woman yet...
Neji:...you reached puberty early...doesn't that count?
AOU: What the fuck! how did you know that!
Neji:...I have my ways
AOU: EW! STALKER! (throws everything in sight at Neji) GENMA, SAY THE DISCLAIMER OR I KILL BOTH YOU AND NEJI!
Genma: I was already killed in your 'Never chew toothpicks' fic...anyway, Alchemist of Uchiha doesn't own anything...
Sasuke: (takes out popcorn and watches AOU hit Neji with a book) well, this is certainly entertaining...
Episode 4: Shikamaru betrays as well! "I'm gonna kill you, pineappe-head!"
"Yeah!" PING! In case you have forgotten, here's a little something to refresh your memory..GAI IS STILL DIRECTOR! Yes, Neji did notreclaim his position as director. Instead, Gai still is! The horror of dead-caterpillar eyebrows...
"Re-welcome to our show of youth! Hope you enjoyed the last one!" He rushed forwards and stood in front of the camera with his nice-guy pose, dead-caterpillar eyebrows right in front of the mirror-thing. Nearly freaked out Kakashi. Deja vu, anyone? Kurenai jumped down and pulled Gai back while Asuma assisted her (Gai kept fighting to get in front of the camera again)
Hokage's Office
Tsunade was drinking red wine at the time and she nearly coughed it up as Gai rushed in front ofthe camera. "OH MY GOD!"
Viewers
The viewers screamed their heads off like there was no tomorrow. Some people threw tomatoes at their screen and then had to wipe them off when they heard Kurenai yell, "It's okay! You're eyes will no longer burn when you look at you TV screen!" (Gai: What's that supposed to mean?)
Those being tortured...er...the actors...
"...um...this is Neji here...we had an idea that we should have different announcer peoples each day. For the last 2 chapters, I was announcer person. For the last chapter, Gai was. Today, we're picking a random person, out of a hat." He took a hat that he got from a random person and without even looking, he said, "And the next announcer will be...Tenten..."
"Yeah, baby!" Tenten leapt upstage, shoved Neji off where Alchemist of Uchiha caught him and glomped him (justkidding!)...actually, just shoved him offstage where he crashed into Shizune and Tonton, freaked them out. She grabbed the mic and yelled into it, "Today is a special day for our show! Because it's me as director! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Silence.
Chirp chirp.
A tumbleweed slowly went past the set, attracting Sakon and Ukon's attention (to faith b, Sakon and Ukon are part of the Sound Five that were ordered to fetch Sasuke and bring him to Orochimaru. Tayuya is one of the Sound Five. Sakon/Ukon was killed by Kankurou and Tayuya by Temari)
"So..." Tenten coughed slightly, then continued, still yelling her head off though. "Today is Special Jutsus! First up, we have Nara Shikamaru performing Ninpou: Kagemane no Jutsu!"
The pineappe-headed Chuunin stepped up, cracking his neck, "Mataku, mendokuse!" (Geez, how troublesome!)
"GO, SHIKAMARU!" Ino screeched.
"Is it just me, or does Shikamaru's head look less pineapple-ish than it did in the Chuunin Exams?" Temari observed, looking closely at the Chuunin.
"Who cares?" growled Gaara. Kankurou still didn't recover from Gaara smashing his sock puppet in the second episode. He was STILL in the medical asylum, with Anko throwing kunais at him and Tsunade punching him every once in a while. Sooner or later, he would die...but oh well.
"I need a target." Shikamaru complained. Neji sighed and took another random name out of the hat. "The target is...Sasuke..."
"Dammit." Sasuke went upstage, ignoring the screams from Sakura, Ino, Temari, Tenten and the fangirl viewers, except those he couldn't hear.
"Ninpou." Shikamaru performed the little seal thing. "Kagemane no Jutsu!" The Chuunin's shadow shot forwards and caught Sasuke. Shikamaru waved his arms like a chicken and Sasuke...didn't. "What the?" Ino cried, shocked.
"Did he use Kai? Is his Sharingan out?" Kiba exclaimed.
"um..."Sasuke looked confused as well.
"Sasuke, you're amazing! Fighting off the Kagemane no Jutsu like that!" shreiked Sakura.
"No...you're a..." He grabbed a kunai and flung it at Shikamaru's head. "...fake!" Shikamaru couldn't dodge it. The kunai went right through.
"AAAAHH! YOU KILLED SHIKA!" screamed Chouji.
"That's a fake, goddammit." Neji snarled. "Even I can see that." Tenten muttered in disgust.
"WHERE'S SHIKAMARU!" screamed Ino, killing everybody's eardrums...
Shikamaru's hideout
Shikamaru hid in his room, hugging his Chuunin vest close to him. "I'm not coming out till the next episode...then I'll just let Ino kill me...Good-bye sweet world!" He was about to blow a kiss to the 'sweet world' when he realized how troublesome it would be to move all those muscles just to do something so pointless. "Feh." He hugged his vest tighter. "Mendoku se..."
The show...
"Let's just ignore Shikamaru and have Yamanaka Ino perform her Ninpou: Shintenshin no Jutsu!" Tenten nodded and Neji drew another name out of the hat. "The person to be hit by Shintenshin is..." he said in a super bored voice. "...Naruto..."
"EW!" yelped Ino, shivering. "I have to enter HIM?"
"EW!" yelped Naruto, shivering. "I have to let her enter ME?"
The two were shoved upstage by Kiba and Lee. "Well, no helping it." Ino concentrated her Chakra and performed the hand seals. Naruto closed his eyes and waited for the 'end'.
Naruto's End Thoughts...
Wow...this is the end...soon as Ino enters my body...I'm dead...NOOOOOOOO! (insert dramatic music throughout) I do not want to die yet! I will destroy the wings of fate, as that bastard Neji calls it, and live through a disgusting Sasuke-fangirl entering my beautiful body (AOU: oh. my. god. ew.) That didn't sound right but oh my god! Teme! Neji! I'm gonna kill you!
Sasuke...Iruka-sensei...Kakashi-sensei...Gejimayu...Sakura-chan...Kyuubi...this is it...good-bye sweet world! (blows kiss to sweet world)
Kyuubi's End Thoughts...
Wow...this is the end...soon as Ino enters my vessel's body...I'm dead...NOOOOO! (insert dramatic music throughout) I do not want to die yet! I will destroy the wings of fate, as my vessel's friend Neji calls it, and live through a disgusting woman entering my vessel's beautiful body! (AOU: what...?) That didn't sound right but oh my god! TEME! VESSEL! I'm gonna kill you!
Shukaku...Katsuyu...Gama Bunta...Manda...Mommy...Vessel...this is it...good-bye sweet world. (unable to blow a kiss to sweet world)
Ino's End Thoughts
Wow, Kyuubi shares the same end thoughts as Naruto! Weird...
No more end thoughts...
Anyway! Ino got ready to possess the body.."Ninpou: Shintenshin no-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Naruto.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Ino.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Everybody screamed. What happened? Yeppers. Naruto dove into Kyuubi's Chakra and was wreaking havoc. (thanks to Lipek and Silver for making this idea possible)
Naruto destroyed everything. (AOU: No! The cameras!) Except the cameras and everything that made the show possible. Amazingly, the cameras, lights, props and stage survived. "Uh..." Tenten dove for the mic and yelled into it. "This is a special part of Shinobi Specialties. Please watch Naruto kill everybody except the senseis!" Tenten leapt out of the way again and Naruto kicked the ground a hairsbreadth away from where she had been before.
"Aw, fuck." Sasuke released Chidori and charged at Naruto. Naruto dodged it and punched Sasuke, hard, on the back. Neji leapt forwards and once Naruto was on his Hakke, he released Hakke Hyakunijyuuhachishou. It worked.
"Now's my chance!" Sasuke leapt into the air, released Chidori and flew downwards. Kyuubi was still in control. Naruto performed Kage Bunshin, made his Bunshins do that weird Chakra thingy, and released Rasengan.
BOOM!"
Yeah! Chidori rocks! Because I favor Sasuke and his Chidori, Naruto was knocked out. Everybody survived! Except Sakura. She died.
After 20 minutes...
Everybody had fainted. It was the last few minutes of the show. Naruto stood up and looked around. He had no idea. He just thought Ino was still gonna possess him. When he saw that everybody had fainted, he stared at Sasuke, who, amazingly, still had Chidori's Chakra sparking around his left hand, Tenten, who lost a clump of hair and everybody else had suffered fashion damage. "Are?" He blinked his blue eyes. "What happened?"
AOU: Next chapter is...CHARACTERS YOU NEVER KNEW THAT EXISTED!
answering review time!
Story Weaver1- yay! You watch Naruto! Sorry, but I deleted the Redwall and Detective Conan fanfics. No ideas were coming to me and I was getting obsessed with other stuff too. I thought you didn't like my fics anymore when you stopped reviewing but that was only probably cuz none of the chapters/fics I wrote were on subjects you liked! So yay! You're back and reviewing!
Silver- You wanted Naruto to show the Kyuubi. You wanted him to go berserk. Here's your reward for reviewing. Did I do okay? Cuz I absolutely suck at writing about Naruto going insane. I can write about Sasuke going berserk, Neji too, just not Naruto
Lipek- You wanted Naruto to show the Kyuubi. You wanted him to use Rasengan. Here's your reward for reviewing.
HeartlessHitokiri- Yeah! SAKURA HATERS UNITE!
faith b- I didn't write about Chouji. How sad. Lol, thanks for saying some of my lines were really funny! The 'jyan' thing is something Kankurou does so much it's stuck in my brain and the random fangirl stuff was forgotten now...I'll try to re-add them...
