CHAPTER 6 HERE goes nothing.

Viggo had not seen the poster so he had no idea why people were all staring at him. He wondered if his fly was open.....nope well that is good. Then he saw Eddie and Brodi so he went to find out if they knew.

"Hey if it isn't the bastard that nailed Allegra," Brodi said as he saw Viggo.

"What are you talking about?" Viggo asked still very confused.

"You did Allegra. There is posters all around the school with you and Allegra in the same bed. SO how was it?" Eddie told him.

"What we didn't fuck how did you get that idea?" Viggo asked. Just then JP and Luther came by. Luther got out of his back pack one of the posters and handed it to Viggo and then JP leaned on Viggo as Luther took a picture.

"Great that will be great for the front page of the paper I can see it now "HOT GUY SCREWS VANDALIZING WHORE"," Luther said as he grabbed the poster back rolled it up and put it back into his back pac. He then walked away with JP leaving Viggo very confused.

"Your on your own," Brodi said as he walked away with Eddie. Leaving Viggo in the same Position as he was in before.

OTHER SIDE OF SCHOOL

"MOBY JONES!" Zoe screamed out at Moby as she walked to him.

"OH SHIT!" Moby called out as he started to run away but turned the corner to a dead end. He then looked back to see Zoe with her look to kill.

"I. I can explain," Moby said.

"Well spit it out before I cut off your balls!" Zoe called out.

"Okay I took the picture. Then I made Mac go and make it a poster so I could us it as blackmail so Allegra would stop spray painting my locker.....but then it must have fallen out of my bag or something and JP and Luther got there hands on it. Then they photocopied it like a million times and have been putting them around the school," Moby told her. Wail holding his hands on his balls.

"Well you only get a kick for that," Zoe said as she kicked him in the balls. Moby then went down and took the pain.

"Now where are those fuckers JP and Luther," Zoe said as she left the hallway.

Other side of school

Allegra is walking down the hallways with everyone staring at her. People saying stuff like "its that whore" "she must have payed him he would never fuck a bitch like her". Allegra just continued walking and not turning back. She then turned a corner.

"There is the bitch who tricked Viggo in sex," One girl said as they started to run at her. Allegra tried to get away but failed. One girl then came right to Allegra's face as she was held to the ground.

"You bitch why did you trick Viggo into having sex," The girl said.

"I didn't trick him into having sex with me Cathy," Allegra told the girl but got a slap on the face.

"You lie why would he have sex with you and not me?" Cathy told Allegra just laughed at this comment.

"Well because you are ugly," Allegra told Cathy that got her a second slap on the face from Cathy who seems to be the leader.

"I am not ugly I am beautiful," Cathy said with much pride.

"Yes we know beautiful in your own "Speaical" way,"Allegra said and before she was going to get kicked into the face Viggo came.

"What the hell is going on here?" Viggo asked. Then all the girls suddenly came around him.

"Its okay baby we are just giving you justice form that bitch who tricked you into having sex," Cathy said right up against Viggo.

"Trick?........baby?.......who the fuck are you?" Viggo said but then he saw Allegra on the floor. "ALLEGRA!" he called out but there was no answer.

"Oh great this is just my day," Moby said as he and Psymon went put Allegra on Psymon's shoulder. Then they made their way to Viggo lifted him up and carried him outside and throw then against the wall.

"Well this has been one bad day. So Psymon want to go to the coffee shop," Moby said looking at his watch.

"Next is Chemistry and I am out of firecrackers so sure," Psymon said then him and Moby made their way to the coffee shop not that far from the school.

Moby and Psymon were walking for about 10 minutes until they came to their favourite coffee shop. They took one step inside then ran out.

"Shit what is Brodi and Elise doing in their I thought Brodi only drank green tea," Psymon said standing out in the cold.

"They now carry green tea take a look," Moby said as he pointed at a huge sign which said NEW GREEN TEA.

"DAMN!....wait they are leaving hide," Psymon called out as he jumped up on a pole and climbed up it. Moby just went and hid under a cardboard box. Elise and Brodi walked out hand in hand heading down the street. After 2 minutes Moby came out of box and went in front of the coffee shop.

"Psymon where are you?" Moby asked when Psymon came down from the pole. Psymon was sliding down until he lost his grip and.

"AHHHHHHHH," Psymon screamed as he fell down onto the icy sidewalk. Moby then helped him up.

"Did you see Brodi holding hands with Elise. They broke up like 3 weeks ago. Don't tell me their back together," Moby said as they entered the coffee shop.

"If he even thinks about giving back he bras," Psymon said until he and Moby noticed everyone in the coffee shop was staring at them. They just went and sat down at the counter.

"So what will it be Moby, Psymon?" The person behind the bar asked.

"The usual Seeiah(bet you didn't see that one coming)," the both said.

"Right away," Seeiah said as she turned and started to make two black coffees.

"So how goes the beauty school thing mate," Moby asked.

"Well I finished but there is no jobs here so I am going to save up my money and move somewhere where I can get a job," Seeiah told them. She then handed them the two coffees. Moby put milk in his but Psymon put 2 metric tons of sugar him his.

"Ah just how I like it. Do you believe when I do this at other coffee shops they ban me," Psymon said taking a sip.

"I do for some reason. Anyway see that girl over there. She has been here for two hours and hasn't bought a drink yet," Seeiah told him.

"Allow me," Psymon said as he walked up to where the girl was sitting. "Hey there sexy," He said as he sat down.

"COFFEE!" the girl called out and Seeiah walked over and handed the girl a drink. "Thank you," The girl said to Seeiah then turned and threw the coffee in Psymon's face.

"AH OH MY GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS THE PAIN OH GOD," Psymon screamed rolling around on the floor.

"He still is the best," Moby said.

"So how is Metro City High?" Seeiah asked.

"Well Marty was expelled. The new rider replacing him is this party freak. We have had a Toga party. Now JP and Luther are on death row and I think I am forgetting something," Moby said.

Out side

"AH guys I think I learned my on I have been up here for days," Griff called out.

Back to the coffee shop

"No no I think I got everything," Moby told Seeiah.

"Oh god," Psymon said just getting back onto his seat.

"Table 4," Seeiah told him.

"Okay right be right there," Psymon said walking off.

"So it has been the same at Metro City High for most of it. I can't wait till I am out though got the teachers suck," Moby said.

"You mean how they don't go out boarding every fresh power like the freshman teachers do?" Seeiah asked.

"Exactly," Moby told her.

"AH MY FACE MY FACE NO NO NOT MY CROTCH AH GOD NOOOOOO!" Psymon screamed out.

BACK AT THE SCHOOL "Luther do you think this poster should go like this or like this?" JP asked. Holding out one of the posters with Viggo and Allegra on it.

"AH I don't know lets put one on each," Luther said.

"LUTHER AND JP GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!" Zoe screamed out at Luther and JP who were now in a all out sprint to get away. They messed up and came to a dead end with a window.

"Looks like we're going to have to jump!" JP told Luther.

"That is four stories," Luther told JP.

"Doesn't matter I don't want to be skinned alive!" JP called out then he jumped. Luther just stood there. Then Zoe came around the corner.

"Where is JP?" Zoe asked.

"He jumped," Luther told her.

"Smart man," she said as she walked to the window and looked down. She could see JP flat on the ground not moving.

EVERYBODY CRIES EVERYONE'S A DUMB ASS! SOMETIMES is the music that is playing as JP is taken into the ambulance. Marisol is crying, Brodi and Elise are nowhere to be found. Moby and Psymon are still at the coffee shop, Viggo and Allegra are still outside on the wall, Eddie is singing in the rain, Nobody cares about Kaori and Mac, Nate slept in, Zoe is skinning Luther alive and Griff is still on that post.

WELL THERE IT IS CHAPTER 6 HOPEFULLY I WILL THINK OF SOME FUNNIER JOKES REVIEW PLEASE OH GOD REVIEW MORE DIFFERENT PEOPLE REVIEW OR I WILL STOP UPDATING