I can tell some people awaited this chapter... 2 reviews yeah!

I am so not in a good mood so I made this chap to cheer me up... kind of humorous... kind of cheesy... kind of vulgur... basically DON'T KILL ME!

Enjoy :)


Chapter 11:

I was sick that day after. Very sick, maybe it was the shock of waking up in a snake pit or maybe it was the fact that I was 'allergic' to Vanez, but still whatever the reason; I was sick. Which gave Vanez the very thing he needed to talk to me; me in one place.

"Hey Gavner how're you doing?" Vanez asked walking through the door.

"Just amazing…" I replied sarcastically.

"Well that's good…" Vanez said sincerely.

I growled and pulled the covers from the hospital beds over my head. I would've talked to Darren, but of course he was on the other side of the room, and passed out.

"Leave me alone! I'm sick!" I growled.

"Just because you're sick doesn't mean you have to be grumpy! I came to talk to you about the other day…"

"No really?" I hissed.

"Yes really; anyways I'm sorry I didn't mean it! I didn't even think the rumours were true I thought it was a big joke and that you'd laugh it off with me, but it wasn't…" He replied.

"Honestly Vanez do you expect me to believe that?" I screamed, "You knew I loved a girl back at home and you figured you'd say it anyways just for the fun of it? You know you're sick! You should be the one in this bed! Sick and twisted!"

"Excuse me Vanez Blane, but don't rattle up our patients, little Gavner is sick today!" The nurse whispered.

"LITTLE? You're calling Gavner… LITTLE? He's one of the toughest guys I know and he's sick. How would you feel waking up in a freezing snake pit eh? And if you don't mind we're having a man to man conversation and I don't appreciate a female nurse like yourself to get in the way! Honestly what's with people today?" Vanez exclaimed.

"Oh… sorry… I didn't mean to… it's just my patients I call them little well because most of them have little-"

"I'm sure Vanez wouldn't want you to finish that sentence lady!" I grunted, blushing because I knew watch she meant.

"Yes I knew what she was goin' to say!" Vanez grinned.

"I was going to say little feet but you know what you're saying fits perfectly Gavner!" The nurse winked and she walked away.

I blinked in shock did that lady just call my… never mind.

((A/N sick sick joke I know… but this is PG13 lol))

Vanez burst out laughing.

"You know that is exactly why I HATE you!" I cried.

"Aw you don't hate me! Cumon get out of bed if you can yell you can get out of bed!" Vanez smirked and then dragged… honestly DRAGGED… me out of bed.

"OW VANEZ YOU'RE HURTING ME!" I yelled.

"I know!" Vanez grinned.

"He's sick you know!" Arra yelled.

"I know already! But I figured I'd give him a nice DRAGGING wedgie since him and me are like bros!" Vanez laughed and then grabbed me by the undies and yes… you probably know the rest.

That was the most painful wedgie I had ever felt. Vanez is a BIG strong guy and he can pull pretty hard, pretty high...

"OW LET GO!" I screamed almost in tears.

Arra decked him in the face, and he fell over and let go.

"Wow!" Vanez said in awe.

"Now cut it out! Gavner's sick he doesn't need this! Honestly pick on him when he can defend himself, who do you think you are? Man, are you an asshole! How old are you? 10?" Arra screamed.

"Or ten thousand!" I laughed.

"Why you!" Vanez began.

SLAP, BANG, SMASH...

Vanez was on the ground, he had knocked over the torch and there was a moving light where we were. There were no glowing plants nearby; just torches.

"I'M ON FIRE!" Vanez screamed.

"Stop exaggerating!" I stuck my tongue out.

"Cumon Gavner I'm going to carry you back to your bed!" Arra said.

"It's ok I'll walk…" I answered.

"Are you sure? I'm sure that hurt… just a little…?" Arra replied.

I began saying things but I got all choked up. Was that two comments about my… today?

"W-walking?" I stuttered and began walking, I decided I'd sleep in my coffin and barricade the door.

I slept and I dreamt about… cows. Yes, cows… you know most people would find that odd, but if you know anyone like Vanez… dreaming about cows is very normal.

I was the white cow and everyone else was purple and they all jumped me and brought me into the darkest patch of the grass and then I woke up.

"The vampaneze… they did it! I know they did!"

And then I fell back asleep.

Of course I don't remember anything the next morning until it's too late…

I still had a cold and my stomach was aching, but I was feeling better so I decided that I would go out and enjoy my day, and check on Darren considering it was his last day off. Plus he had been passed out on the bed all yesterday.

"Hey Darren!" I yelled patting his bald head. He was awake, he looked bored, but awake, "How's the feet?"

"Still really burnt, but better…" He smiled.

"You stoked?" I asked.

"For what?" He answered.

"YOUR TRIAL!"

"Oh yeah… I'm really excited… but what if I lose?"

"It's only stakes!" Vanez answered walking in.

"You!" I growled.

"Ok you two need to sort things out! Sit down and I'll listen!" Darren exclaimed.

We both sat down beside his bed.

"Vanez is picking on me!" I said.

"Gavner started it!"

"DID NOT"

"DID TOO!"

"SHUT UP!" Darren yelled, "This is going nowhere! Talk to each other like men, I didn't even talk like that when I was 13!"

"Well Vanez acts like a thirteen year old…" I yelled.

"What's wrong with 13 year olds?" Darren burst.

And so with that note we all had our little rumble! Darren punched because his legs were numb, but Vanez and I were the worst.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT? DIDN'T YOU EVER READ LORD OF THE FLIES?" Kurda yelled pulling us all apart.

"Nope, didn't get that far in school…" Darren grinned.

"Vanez is too young…"

"Why you…"

"STOP IT! Now talk this out nicely!" Kurda yelled.

"Well Gavner's dumber then a 13 year old blonde chick!" Vanez chuckled.

Arra walked in at that second.

"WHATS WRONG WITH 13 YEAR OLDS!" Darren yelled.

"BLONDE'S AREN'T STUPID!" Kurda screamed.

"BLONDE GIRLS ARE JUST AS SMART AS BLONDE BOYS!" Arra howled.

And the fighting continued. When Larten and Seba came in, Vanez and I were broken into bits, Darren's fists were bleeding, Arra had a black eye, and Kurda… peaceful Kurda… had cuts all over him.

"Man Arra, you really have nails!" Kurda groaned.

"Now everyone shut up! Honestly!" Larten yelled, "Vanez and Gavner shake hands, hug, and forgive eachother."

We did as we were told and surprisingly felt better.

"Awwww touching moment!" Seba yelled.

"Shut up Seba!" I answered.

"I wouldn't talk like that to the man who invented bat broth!" Seba laughed.

"YOU! Invented bat broth? So you're the one with the stupid slogan and the profit!" I exclaimed.

"Well with a name like 'Nile' you were meant to make broth!" Kurda laughed.

"Yep that's what they tell me!" Seba laughed.

"And I am heir to the company so don't get any ideas… Darren…" Larten frowned.

Darren raised an eyebrow.

"Well being a quartermaster you have to have SOMETHING to do..." Seba grinned.

"I know it'll be… interesting…" Larten continued, "and Darren, you'll help right?"

"Of course…not…" Darren laughed.

Well tomorrow Darren's trial is prepared and then the next day he is to do his trial! Oh and I forgot to mention, his trial is… the BLOODED BOARS!


And that chapter is done... lame... but done... anyways I thought it was funny and that's all that counts! Next chappie will be up soon! Especially since I'm off so REVIEW and if ur lurking REVIEW!

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